The pissing Calvin stickers should all have this face

Avengers Endgame

In-game Bergman

Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move. Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for. It’s pretty disgusting.

Dude, Mad Magazine went beast mode on the fucking Teletubbies. They called him Stink Winky. Got his ass good

You’re a real one, Mr. Grinch You really are a bro You’ll always move a couch for anybody that you know, Mr Grinch

Dear Democrats. You don't like it. You will tell me these are not receipts. You gave us Trump when you found that these were acceptable for compromise:

perfect demonstration of the RNG inherent in LLM output. they're literally built to not give you the same answer every time; you can just reroll until you get an answer you like.

sean feucht accidentally left the chatgpt prompts at the end of his post lmao

🧵 I've been trying to articulate this for some time. Definitions matter. Each small precedent leads to the next and snowballs. This started with naming cartels terrorist orgs. Then drug runners "terrorists." reason.com/2025/12/26/j...

Gonna keep saying without hyperbole that if these guys dont get rounded up & charged, if this criminal conspiracy isnt punished, if your fave liberals & Democrats dont see anything wrong here or any need for accountability, we quite literally can never again have a "free country"

Some people get really upset if you push back on the false narrative that Adolf Hitler was democratically elected. I don’t understand why this narrative is so important for them to uphold.

The first thing ICE did when it was created was raiding meat processing plants in the Midwest and south to help quell labor disputes over safety violations and keep those who weren't detained from getting legal protections as many had kids who grew up locally and were citizens with political power.

They thought it was Charlie Kirk

My little passenger

No one should have Zionist soda

“We were transferred from one prison to another, and during the strip searches I was raped.” That’s what German journalist Anna Liedtke, who was abducted by Israel from the freedom flotilla boat Conscience, says Israeli soldiers did to her while she was being held in captivity.

AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED 20 YEARS LATER THE US COUPED A NEUTRAL PRESIDENT WHO WANTED TO WORK WITH RUSSIA AND STARTED IMMEDIATELY ETHNICALLY CLEANSING RUSSIAN SPEAKERS WITH A PRO WESTERN NAZI DICTATOR & INVITING NATO AGAINST WISHES OF EAST, WHICH SEPARATED. *HENCE RUSSIA STEPPED IN.*

Hello!

Honestly forgot Bari Weiss was Jewish. I always think of her as some kind of Pillsbury dough creature who worships mammon

holy shit

Here’s me

If you’re upset about the White House ballroom but not the work and legacy of Robert Moses, you might be a redneck!

a group of drug addled racists barely maintaining a political facade over a crumbling foundation of pedophilia and sociopathic backbiting is actually pretty adequately summed up as "heritage American." guessing that's not what they mean though

I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement

I have every reason to utterly despise the NYT and all their country club friends in the 14 words estate

thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible

Hillary Clinton in 2016 and Joe Biden in 2020 had more racist statements in the public record than an Democratic nominee since Jimmy Carter. That includes: • Mondale • Dukakis • Bill Clinton • John Kerry • Obama

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is

After the Western-backed coup that led to the downfall of the USSR, the exploitation of children in the former Soviet republics skyrocketed. Child prostitution became rampant in Russia. Ukraine became the CSAM production capital of the world. Sickening beyond words.

When u nut but she keep suckin

Merry Christmas you very clean animal

Thank you @adamsandler.click

My wife rocks!

The Grinch is good. The presents are evil.

To: All Merry Christmas. Good night.

Homer’s Christmas follies are your good fortune, as you’ll laugh through the night at his signature “D’oh!” anytime you press the sound button on the box. What a cool ornament for any fan of “The Simpsons.”

Rod Serling doing Twilight Zone opening and closing monologues for Sausage Party

Oh we are so cooked www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/b...

The day after Christmas is known as “Freaky Friday”

And Tiny Tim, who… is RIGHT behind me, isn’t he?

Fun fact: statistically, if you live in the United States, one of these people is living on your very block right now.