I am compelled to *** this twerp with my ***

Trump in his own mind on the night Epstein got merked

Most shocking part of all this

From: jeevacation To: [email protected] rou gh. haev you tried assking her doter ? From:[email protected] To: [email protected] The new postdoc has a hair up her ass about my request that she smile more and declined my invitation for a private drink.

game recognize game

Trump in his own mind on the night Epstein got merked

Look, I would never procure a sex trafficked minor from my rich friend whom I was photographed with 400 times. So I don't know how it works. But if one did, surely you would not campaign for the office of president on a pledge to release your rich friend's secret client list and email correspondence

So just so we're all on the same page, Trump definitely did some shit to Ivanka when she was a kid, right?

All I got so far on all this insane new Epstein info is that we need to purge the ruling class and a bunch of their in journalism etc. and push towards communism immediately

Reminder that Pizzagate originated from 4chan getting a hold of the John Podesta emails and believing that he and people he corresponded with were using code THAT 4CHAN USERS THEMSELVES HAD CREATED TO DISCUSS THEIR OWN CSAM CONSUMPTION.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Republican staffers coming home from happy hour

Everyone knows at least one person like this and they're usually the most infuriating person in their life.

Time for the biggest tax increase in history

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Proud Boy wearing a "kill your local pedophile" shirt sweatily explaining that the shirt has no jurisdiction over pedophiles at the federal level.

The Baileys, @schumer.senate.gov's imaginary friends that he votes in support of, are professional scammers. Joe Bailey has a dog fighting ring in his basement, and Eileen is likes to seduce married men to break up their families. Their children haven't talked to them in years.

Everyone knows at least one person like this and they're usually the most infuriating person in their life.

One of the GOP's sweatier Epstein defenses has been "if they had good stuff they'd have used it when Biden was president." But the growing awareness that Garland spiked anything that could look political explains this!

It’s funny to think about how right wingers treat someone like Zohran as if he’s going to do another 9/11 when he’s just some guy from New York vs. how they treat the Syrian president, who was an actual top level member of Al-Qaeda

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Trump is a pedophile", "Beer kills brain cells"

DONALD TRUMP: Hey Jeff wanna go whack off to some kids together? Or better yet, have sex with them! NEWS MEDIA: New emails reveal Trump friendship with Epstein was ambiguous, mysterious, and impossible to discern

Chug Shumber

The fact that this, and every other Trump pardonee who has subsequently broken the law, has not ended Trump's political career, that it barely even registers on the national discourse, underlines just how far we are from a functioning democracy that values accountability.

He's the first guy who comes to mind that checks off all the boxes of being a slow-witted and thin-skinned dullard who built his original reputation almost entirely on the work of others, then had his brain thoroughly cooked by internet and drug usage, but not even in a fun way.

A poor version of Elon Musk would be, like, Chris Barnes or someone like that.

I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here

didn't realize they elected Rob Darken

Endless debates over whether they should have an easy mode

There are arguably 4 out of 18 things on this list that the government isn't trying to actively destroy, and one of the four is "We created Shrek."

These Call of Duty ads are so beneath an actor of Peter Stormare's stature

Chug Shumber

There were originally 5 Blowjob Brothers, but 3 of them died when the battleship they were serving on in WW2 was sunk by German U-Boats. Mrs. Blowjob then successfully petitioned Congress to pass a law to prevent brothers from being assigned to the same ship like that anymore.

[dad who doesn't play video games] You're gonna press F with me son. You're gonna press F to pay respect.

Until the sun burns out

We had 3 games today between teams with >.500 records. Somehow this is the one that ended up nationally televised.

it's recess everywhere but in Justin Herbert's heart

I hate Chuck Schumer more than I hate Donald Trump

I think in our analysis you trust us to take a position but at least analyze the alternative. In this case there is no alternative. There is no political advantage to this deal. None.

Spero Dedes: We now go live to our sideline reporter, Andrew Cuomo. Andrew, that was a rough first half of football for the Dolphins. What are you hearing from coach McDaniel? Andrew Cuomo: That little [f-slur] didn't tell me anything!

kinda wish Trump had visited the booth during a Chargers game so we could hear him say "McConkey"

[Layne Staley voice]

Fuck Chuck

Vrabel/Maye masterclass to end the half

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Adam Amin looks like sober Kash Patel

If i pitched a fantasy novel where nine old people in dark robes conspired to starve the children of the realm at the behest of a sundowning pedophile you'd laugh me right out of the publishing house

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