DA 5 BLOODS is extremely a "we gave Spike Lee a blank check and no oversight following his Oscar win" Netflix action movie, but Delroy Lindo is truly incredible in it.

Incredible new developments in reaching correct conclusions and taking appropriate action based on faulty reasoning and false data.

Every billionaire, unless they can prove otherwise (which, to be clear, I’m not certain can ever happen) is like this. Billionaires Should Not Exist.

Apparently it really bothers @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social that if I sing "caramel frappe" to the tune of "SpongeBob SquarePants," it fits the meter perfectly

Antizionist Jew here to say explicitly: they're gonna kill Jews over this. American Jews who have no ties to Israel. And some of that blood will be on the hands of Jewish zionists who allowed themselves to be used as shields by Christian Nationalist Zionists.

you should only tag people as antisemites when they're doing things you don't like, because the dictionary definition of antisemitism is "being annoying and it somehow involves jews"

So if I understand correctly, the Trump regime spent the year prior to attacking Iran by systematically purging everyone in government that could help minimize the damage precipitated by our attack of Iran.

hey fans of mlb? here is an example of a mlb team that understands that in 2026 we need quality alt text for all images! thank you @royals.com for setting the appropriate tone for the season!

Joss whedon is what happens when men think theyre funny. Even if a man IS funny, you must never tell him. You'll end up with a fucken joss whedon on your hands, which is of course an old yeller situation. No one wants that.

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

I need a painting of Jesus as a Godzilla-type figure in my living room

Happily Deranged: Music From the Adventures of Pete and Pete, featuring Polaris. Yes I did mail away cereal box tops for it.

I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!

One of the most annoying parts of Gilded Age 2 is how bad they want us to take rich people seriously, even when they say shit like “I don’t think” or “you should feed your whole brain into the computer so I can sell it back to you”

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

"I invented thinking, therefore I invented being." -Andreesson's version of Descartes

jail the kalshi and polymarket owners today, make an example of them and in 3 months this problem doesn't exist, either do it or shut up about it

Sean Penn might be the only actor whose movies are an automatic skip for me.

this is nazi shit.

On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for a US attack on My Lai, an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam. But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else: A massacre. He decided to act. 1/28

This is Amy Madigan and Ed Harris refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's honorary Oscar in 1999. During the Blacklist Era, Kazan named names. Good on Amy and Ed.

does anyone remember back when Twitter was Twitter if you brought any of this up to Zoe Kazan she'd flip out and tell people they didn't know what they were talking about lol

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

please stop trying to sell me on AI and Graham Platner

She noticed me watching her behind the TV and gave me a look like she thought I was bringing the toy back out.

I swear to god it better not end here, if my cynicism is right again I’m gonna flip a table.

The heckler in this movie was played by all-star outfielder and Kansas Sports Hall of Famer Ken Berry, who was also the baseball consultant.

With apologies to Bull Durham, which I love unreservedly, it’s Eight Men Out. A perfect movie.

YALL ARE REALLY COMFORTABLE SENDING THIS MAN TO THE SENATE!?!?

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

The best fucking Star Wars movie.

i hope so too but there is no more obvious "lucy and the football" thing than people believing ezra klein is a smol bean who just needs to Learn A Little. the obvious explanation is he's a reactionary centrist piece of shit and doesn't need to learn anything

Today I learned that amaranth goes bad if you just leave it on the shelf for four or five years

:)

Last week: "We don't need your help, you stupid jerks!" This week: "We demand your help, you stupid jerks!"

I reiterate that I am asked to prove who I am wayyy too often and that should not be necessary nearly so much.

As a cishet male Kansan of continental European extraction I gotta go with this fuckin guy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris_Ko...

Okay, the sun bleaching wasn’t her fault. We’ve had those for like 10 years. But there was nary a scratch in the fabric until she came around.

For her own well-being, @ashmcgonigal.com put her toy away. So now she’s in the window, chirping at the leaves blowing around in the wind as the cold front hits.

He mentions this in the alt text, but yes, the curtain behind her is absolutely destroyed and 100% of the damage was her doing.

She noticed me watching her behind the TV and gave me a look like she thought I was bringing the toy back out.

Doc: Why are you trying to put the toy away, Dad? I’m not tired!

Resharing with alt text because this really deserves alt text

Every time I can't find electrical tape I buy a new roll and then I'm even more frustrated the next time I can't find electrical tape. There have to be a dozen rolls of the stuff *somewhere* in this house.

Ides of March weather, indeed

The Atlantic can go fuck itself.

Today's "feels-like" temperature range: 1°-60°