Giving up on making Fallout 4 work. I apparently have a license for New Vegas on Steam AND Epic Games. Steam license is just the base game, Epic includes all the DLC. So of course I started by downloading the Steam version.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

The fuck is he talking about? You don’t have to say an “if trump” he calls his media enemies the “enemy of the people” a term used by the Khmer Rouge to describe its many torture and murder victims; can someone check the tape on whether this dipshit - whose desk I asked to spit on when I first…

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I’m a bubble bath with way too many bubbles

I simply do not believe these are two different guys, but then when I see them do scenes like this I’m like “How did they do that?!”

CBS News is gone. What a tragedy.

some people say that you shouldn’t post on the CSAM-friendly site run by a billionaire white nationalist who allowed rightwing propagandists to troll through internal documents to publish misleading narratives about its staff and users but where else could you get reporting like this

This is quite an important point; if you are a UK citizen with Twitter on your phone, opening it up is like playing Russian roulette that the algorithm might commit a strict liability offence on your behalf.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I'm a utility box on a ski slope that has melted all the snow around it and is hidden behind a hard-packed drift

FLASHBACK: In 2020, when Congress was debating COVID relief, Democrats pushed for oversight of the money going out. Republicans said "Jared Kushner will do the oversight, we're not adding any fraud protection to the bill." And then there was a lot of fraud, mostly by Republicans.

I think my two weeks of bronchitis and sinus infection are finally over. Oh my god what a nightmare

Everyone loves this couch.

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s).

We need a Curtis Sliwa of the left. And by that I mean I should have a lot more cats.

On pace to sleep for 5,871 hours in 2026.

Pookie is SO WEIRD

We're watching Slow Horses and really having trouble believing that Cartwright and Webb are supposed to be two different people.

Stan Smith from American Dad plays guitar right-handed but he's a lefty on the bass. I would ask why that is but I know the answer is "Steve likes getting the mail."

This is exactly the order one of my friends -- then 23 years old -- went with after smoking some of my weed. I thought he was ordering for me too, but then he ate all of it, looked at the wrappers around him and said "That was too much food."

It is simply a fact that immigrants are more loyal to this country than the right wing.

New Year's resolution: Gonna buy a bottle of this stuff and walk around smelling like a bass player

Arsonist: "It's totally cool, everyone. The building is not on fire."

These assholes did a split screen 2025 roundup with a live shot of Mexico City…until a minute before midnight, when they went over to Chicago (but on like a 30 second delay) and then went back to Mexico and complained that it was a “muted” celebration and like…they got there a minute late!

This talking head was just like “Luigi’s so attractive that people forget why he’s famous” like no bitch, we remember why, that’s part of the appeal

Yes, he really does love Kansas this much.

The one that stuck with me was “This guy lost his house in the LA fires. Let’s watch as he looks at the land where his house used to be.”

Is the Mexico City new year's celebration really a better one than the Manhattan KS apple drop?

Tuned in to the New Year's Eve coverage in time for a retrospective of how awful 2025 was. Thanks, ABC, I knew it sucked.

How does this make the Washington Monument look MORE like a penis?

I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL

How 2025 started / how 2025 is going. #OneYearOneShirt

Last day of the year stretches on to infinity

Democracies cannot function like this. The President is a public servant of the people, not a diety who doles out government services based on perceived personal slights.

GOP: Did you interact with Fani Willis. Jack Smith: Well maybe to hunt down what a criminal shithole Rudy Giuliani was to Ruby Freeman.

I've worked customer service for too long to have any kind of reaction to people being mad at me. If anyone has, I don't remember.

Gotta be the time someone got mad that I removed amber alert notifications from my phone.

My map looks like "I won't move to a metro of under a million people unless it's a college town, or anywhere that gets hotter or more humid than Kansas."

We were willing to consider that the hot and spicy McChicken had been reformulated a bit to be spicier, but we just had BK jalapeño bites and those also taste spicier now, so the issue seems to be with us.

Whatever I've been sick with seems to have completely reset my tolerance to spicy foods. It's the weirdest thing.

We don’t give credit to white supremacists who support fascism. We don’t give credit to people who helped incite an insurrection. We do not give credit to people who continuously stoke violence towards anyone who doesn’t agree with MAGA. You seem to be missing the big picture bc she’s a white woman.

I seem to have injured my ribs when I woke up sneezing in the middle of the night. Being 45 sucks.

damn that baby looks cool as hell

Genuinely thought he'd gotten this for Da 5 Bloods.

The funniest element of the ur-Streisand effect, is that not only did her trying to get the info removed lead to it being much more publicized, now forever onward if anybody *else* tries to clumsily remove entirely unrelated information, it somehow still blows up Streisands spot again too

The health reason is I FUCKING HATE BEING SICK

Are white people aware that Trump won twice BECAUSE A MAJORITY OF WHITE PEOPLE WHO VOTED PUT HIM IN OFFICE?????????? Why is this consistently elided???? Stop being ridiculous.

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

Matt Taibbi is someone who deserves to get legal advice from Caitlin Flanagan.

There are a lot more boobs on the Peacock version of Trading Places than the cable edit version I grew up on