Ash McGonigal
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Geiiga. First to podcast, coined the term "Trumpkin." Bacon number: 2
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You will never convince me that it's good politics for Democrats to cater to the imagined anxieties of bigots rather than condemn them.
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Giving up on making Fallout 4 work. I apparently have a license for New Vegas on Steam AND Epic Games. Steam license is just the base game, Epic includes all the DLC. So of course I started by downloading the Steam version.
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Michael Kagan
about 8 hours ago
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Asawin Suebsaeng
about 14 hours ago
The fuck is he talking about? You don’t have to say an “if trump” he calls his media enemies the “enemy of the people” a term used by the Khmer Rouge to describe its many torture and murder victims; can someone check the tape on whether this dipshit - whose desk I asked to spit on when I first…
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about 14 hours ago
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I’m a bubble bath with way too many bubbles
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about 15 hours ago
I simply do not believe these are two different guys, but then when I see them do scenes like this I’m like “How did they do that?!”
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Charlotte Clymer
about 19 hours ago
CBS News is gone. What a tragedy.
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Julia Carrie Wong
about 22 hours ago
some people say that you shouldn’t post on the CSAM-friendly site run by a billionaire white nationalist who allowed rightwing propagandists to troll through internal documents to publish misleading narratives about its staff and users but where else could you get reporting like this
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Dan Davies
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This is quite an important point; if you are a UK citizen with Twitter on your phone, opening it up is like playing Russian roulette that the algorithm might commit a strict liability offence on your behalf.
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Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I'm a utility box on a ski slope that has melted all the snow around it and is hidden behind a hard-packed drift
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FLASHBACK: In 2020, when Congress was debating COVID relief, Democrats pushed for oversight of the money going out. Republicans said "Jared Kushner will do the oversight, we're not adding any fraud protection to the bill." And then there was a lot of fraud, mostly by Republicans.
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I think my two weeks of bronchitis and sinus infection are finally over. Oh my god what a nightmare
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1 day ago
Everyone loves this couch.
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1 day ago
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s).
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We need a Curtis Sliwa of the left. And by that I mean I should have a lot more cats.
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On pace to sleep for 5,871 hours in 2026.
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Pookie is SO WEIRD
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We're watching Slow Horses and really having trouble believing that Cartwright and Webb are supposed to be two different people.
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Stan Smith from American Dad plays guitar right-handed but he's a lefty on the bass. I would ask why that is but I know the answer is "Steve likes getting the mail."
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This is exactly the order one of my friends -- then 23 years old -- went with after smoking some of my weed. I thought he was ordering for me too, but then he ate all of it, looked at the wrappers around him and said "That was too much food."
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2 days ago
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It is simply a fact that immigrants are more loyal to this country than the right wing.
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2 days ago
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New Year's resolution: Gonna buy a bottle of this stuff and walk around smelling like a bass player
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Arsonist: "It's totally cool, everyone. The building is not on fire."
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
These assholes did a split screen 2025 roundup with a live shot of Mexico City…until a minute before midnight, when they went over to Chicago (but on like a 30 second delay) and then went back to Mexico and complained that it was a “muted” celebration and like…they got there a minute late!
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2 days ago
This talking head was just like “Luigi’s so attractive that people forget why he’s famous” like no bitch, we remember why, that’s part of the appeal
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2 days ago
Yes, he really does love Kansas this much.
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2 days ago
The one that stuck with me was “This guy lost his house in the LA fires. Let’s watch as he looks at the land where his house used to be.”
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Is the Mexico City new year's celebration really a better one than the Manhattan KS apple drop?
2 days ago
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Tuned in to the New Year's Eve coverage in time for a retrospective of how awful 2025 was. Thanks, ABC, I knew it sucked.
2 days ago
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How does this make the Washington Monument look MORE like a penis?
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3 days ago
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Coach Finstock
3 days ago
I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
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How 2025 started / how 2025 is going.
#OneYearOneShirt
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Last day of the year stretches on to infinity
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Corey Rayburn Yung
3 days ago
Democracies cannot function like this. The President is a public servant of the people, not a diety who doles out government services based on perceived personal slights.
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emptywheel
3 days ago
GOP: Did you interact with Fani Willis. Jack Smith: Well maybe to hunt down what a criminal shithole Rudy Giuliani was to Ruby Freeman.
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I've worked customer service for too long to have any kind of reaction to people being mad at me. If anyone has, I don't remember.
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
Gotta be the time someone got mad that I removed amber alert notifications from my phone.
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My map looks like "I won't move to a metro of under a million people unless it's a college town, or anywhere that gets hotter or more humid than Kansas."
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
We were willing to consider that the hot and spicy McChicken had been reformulated a bit to be spicier, but we just had BK jalapeño bites and those also taste spicier now, so the issue seems to be with us.
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Whatever I've been sick with seems to have completely reset my tolerance to spicy foods. It's the weirdest thing.
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4 days ago
We don’t give credit to white supremacists who support fascism. We don’t give credit to people who helped incite an insurrection. We do not give credit to people who continuously stoke violence towards anyone who doesn’t agree with MAGA. You seem to be missing the big picture bc she’s a white woman.
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I seem to have injured my ribs when I woke up sneezing in the middle of the night. Being 45 sucks.
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alexis simpson
5 days ago
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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Genuinely thought he'd gotten this for Da 5 Bloods.
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5 days ago
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Derridon't
5 days ago
The funniest element of the ur-Streisand effect, is that not only did her trying to get the info removed lead to it being much more publicized, now forever onward if anybody *else* tries to clumsily remove entirely unrelated information, it somehow still blows up Streisands spot again too
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The health reason is I FUCKING HATE BEING SICK
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Prisonculture
5 days ago
Are white people aware that Trump won twice BECAUSE A MAJORITY OF WHITE PEOPLE WHO VOTED PUT HIM IN OFFICE?????????? Why is this consistently elided???? Stop being ridiculous.
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Johnny Cans
6 days ago
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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Your Last Merry Popehat
5 days ago
Matt Taibbi is someone who deserves to get legal advice from Caitlin Flanagan.
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There are a lot more boobs on the Peacock version of Trading Places than the cable edit version I grew up on
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