Bob Iger said to be shaken by the Bill Simmons podcast on the subject

Wow they're bringing back all-new episodes of Win Ben Stein's Money on ABC late night.

Bill Belichick saw the Bruce Pearl news and was like "wait a minute you're allowed to just leave and force your idiot son to coach your team?"

Yeah I'm sure he'll keep a low profile and do normal retirement things like golfing and fishing.

ESPN I am begging you to cut away from SEC football if Raleigh has a chance to break the record. SEC fans love their school's baseball teams, I'm sure none of them will mind.

It's weird not to see games like Florida-Tennessee and Bama-LSU on here, like I'm sorry but I do not care about Florida-South Carolina or Bama-Mississippi State.

Nice to see upstarts Notre Dame and Tennessee on here right next to established bluebloods like Vandy and Indiana.

So bummed that Mike Penix was benched today. Not even one of the coolest college QBs I've ever watched can escape the sinister force that is Atlanta Falcons football.

"Field goal block return for a TD to take the lead followed by giving up a game winning field goal" is a peak Jets sequence of events.

Lol my kid just started singing "block Eagles block on the road to victory"

It's blocked field goal return week in the NFL baby

Never doubted my birds 🙃

How are the Eagles winning this game lol

Yeah okay but don't look up any of Arthur Chu's other posts lmao

Thinking about this embarrassing Eagles performance so far and simply remembering my alma mater beat its "non-rival rival" by 53 points last night.

Perhaps "This year's Indiana" is simply... Indiana.

Went to Miami instead of Bloomington and then almost unanimously didn't believe in us. Not a serious show anymore.

Bert once put up 83 points in Camp Randall on IU at the nadir of the Bill Lynch era. #karma perhaps?

Gotta give some credit it's been a solid game from the Illinois punter tonight.

Too hyped, might accidentally watch #SpartyAfterDark once this is over.

Wow Indiana needs to stop scheduling FCS opponents.

I mean you gotta remember Indiana went to one (1) bowl game between 1993-2015.

so many donations with the memo line simply reading "Bert knows what he did" and this score.

We're reaching EDSBS Charity Bowl level score here in Bloomington right now.

That half went so well I'm mad about giving up a field goal in the final minute there.

Wow I haven't seen Illinois give up 28 straight points this quickly since the 2024 Elite 8.

I went to a lot of sporting events in my time in Bloomington and I don't know if a football crowd was ever as hyped as this one looks tonight. Maybe when we hosted #1 OSU but that was like 40% Buckeyes fans.

Hey look at that we scored again

Clemson football

For the first time in recorded history a targeting call goes in Indiana's favor.

Huge moment for millennial IU fans as the Hoosiers score and then they play Banquet by Bloc Party going into commercial break.

Omar Cooper doing his best Mike Penix impersonation crossing the pylon there.

Lol it was 4th and 1 and IU was gonna punt then Bert called a timeout and IU decided to go for it and converted.

Virginia Tech Ben was delighted by Indiana's use of "Beamerball" there.

Zero pregame coverage for a game that was supposed to start at 7:30. Say what you want about ESPN's SEC bias but they'd never be this bush league.

It's 7:42 and there's no coverage of IU-Illinois, a top 20 matchup, on NBC or Peacock for that matter.

Bill Belichick, the Genius NFL coach of all Geniuses, spending his twilight years getting whooped in a stadium called "Acrisure Bounce House." Man just go do yoga with Jordon or whatever.

This Michigan drive is so delightful right now, nothing like a clock-killing drive on the ground in the 4th quarter that ends in a field goal.

Ohhhhh did a Daboball happen again today 😏

"Erm, Did You Know Things Are Bad?" The show where people have normal convos and are interrupted by randos who say they should be focusing on everything wrong with the world instead. Airs on weeknights after Alf.

This man must be defeated at 7:30pm Eastern Time this evening.

Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.

Drove me crazy in real time last night, there was hardly any explanation and I spent 5 minutes wondering if Seattle's shot had gone in and they actually won the game.

Remembering when Kershaw was pulled in the middle of a perfect game after just 80 pitches because they wanted to rest his arm in April.

It's messed that they would do this to the guy who co-hosted Win Ben Stein's Money.

You should make big purchases on the computer not over the phone

Some days it's nice to not know what this is referring to, most of my timeline today seems to be about the viability of Shutdown Fullcast as a dating app.