There are 2 NYC teams already and one of them perennially stinks and the other did for years until James Dolan got obsessed with building the Sphere instead.

"Hello Mister Gary Bettman I am once again requesting 12 Stanley Cup tickets and to sit next to Mr. Gretzky thanks buddy"

Excited to see Project Hail Mary tonight and hoping that the movie improves on the book's dialogue of the main guy saying "Well gosh golly gee!" every time he makes a significant scientific discovery.

Every year Houston comes into the tourney with a top 10 offensive efficiency rating and then plays with the most disgusting offense possible in a big game in March.

Purdue is shedding its "lose to a double digit seed" reputation and I for one don't like it. Start acting like the lights are too bright already!

Indiana hired the wrong former Drake basketball coach that's for sure.

Iowa threw a hail mary in a basketball game. Kirk Ferentz gotta be steamed watching it on his 13-inch black and white TV at home.

Purdue and Texas are setting basketball back 50 years. Disgusting stuff all over the court.

Iowa and Nebraska should've played at 11am this morning if they really wanted to get into the spirit of the rivalry.

Nebraska fans would show up en masse in Ulanbaatar and take over the city if the Huskers played a game there. They are the ronins of college athletics.

Hearing reports of SCHWARBOMB earlier. Baseball is officially back

Even when they're winning the Mets are the funniest franchise in sports.

The Mets are back (RIP Mike F)

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Well as it turns out he wasn't wrong!

The Mets are back (RIP Mike F)

These are my thoughts on teaching cursive writing in schools:

More crazy good polling for Fetterman 2.0, but really this is on Chuck Schumer for choosing a candidate who would be 79 as a first time Senator at inauguration and thinking Dems would blindly go along with it.

Blatant homophobia aside is this type of fake cutesy ad even effective outside of people who have exactly 20.5k followers/following on this site and "Joined Nov. 24" in bio?

The Netflix scorebug is fine

Big day coming up tomorrow on "The Sports App" (MLB Opening Day, men's hoops Sweet 16, potential Italy World Cup qualifying disaster, college hockey first round).

I learned about the D-Day weather conditions when we were in Normandy 3 years ago and felt like I was ascending to new dad heights.

They don't tell you in school that you can just roast a diced root vegetable at 400 degrees in the oven for 30 minutes with salt and pepper and a few other herbs and get a delicious side dish.

Got gas down to pre-Iran War prices simply by using grocery store points, they're calling this the Suburban Dad's Triumph.

Is UNC gonna fire Hubert Davis or what? They sure are dragging this thing out for much longer than it needs to.

I thought Sean Penn's performance was way over the top until I took a long look at Greg Bovino. I've said this to several friends. In all sincerity, Bovino changed the way I saw the movie. Penn was tapping into something real that I had managed to avoid.

This will be the only time ever where you can utter the words "My final four are New Mexico, South Carolina, Minnesota, and Nunavut."

We should've kept Tolkien references to the nerdy British rock stars and not allowed evil tech CEOs to use them.

Checking the UConn women's hoops score

UVA tied with Iowa with a minute to go and UVA has a player with the last name of Clark who is trying to win in Iowa City 👀

I've been pretty vocal about how it's nice that the top 16 teams have 1st and 2nd round home games in the women's tourney but after how chalky this tourney has been I am having Second Thoughts about it.

Fun fact about driving from Bloomington, IN to DC is that you pass through West Virginia at two different points in one trip.

Have Democrats said anything at all about ICE at airports? Just seems like they aren't out there doing anything and are gonna do the same thing as they did in Minnesota and wait till something bad happens before waking up.

Once again if you just followed Mr. Kenneth Pom's ratings you'd probably be in the catbird seat of your bracket pool right now.

It's not a dumb choice if this is what you value!

Mick Cronin just got T'd up this is the good stuff.

(Chris Berman voice) Alex "Dodge Grand" Karaban

We need an altcast of this UCLA-UConn game that is just a split screen of Dan Hurley and Mick Cronin's facial expressions. The bald boys are both on one tonight.

I get the Dusty May sadness but Indiana could've hired the coach who was literally billed as college hoops Curt Cignetti and instead Iowa grabbed him.

Iowa-Nebraska sweet 16 game is so funny to imagine. This is like two Indiana Rose Bowls in one.

Iowa fans were so defensive for years of how Fran McCaffery was a smol bean coach who was tried his damndest to make a sweet 16, and Ben McCollum walks in there 2 years from coaching a D2 school and does it in one year. Lmao.

Scott Dolson: Well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions,

If Iowa takes down the defending champs I'm gonna be even more annoyed about IU not hiring McCollum.

Tennessee-Iowa State next week gonna an be old fashioned grinding defensive battle and you’re gonna hate it lol

Hard to remember a last second defensive possession as bad as Kansas had. Congrats to St. John’s, Pitino is a vampire.

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