Most powerful left foot since Daniel Day-Lewis.

Spain being like don’t worry bro we got this, they’re the group project member who never has an update for 3 weeks but comes through on presentation day to get the group an A

Shoutout to Cape Verde who tied the world champs

Merino got the wool knocked out of him

Fernan Torres was born on February 29th

Spain you're up one guy you've had possession all game just win this damn game already.

Watching this game

Argentina's keeper going Jean Sebastian Giguere mode this game.

Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.

Spain playing the exact game that everyone said they needed to except they refuse to score an single goal.

🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶

One last pausa de hidratación for the road

Muppets performed at halftime with their new Spanish native character Dani Elmo.

Well that first half existed.

Michael Buffer eating an undercooked cookie: Let’s get ready to Crumblllllll

Waka Waka (This Time For East Rutherford)

Lu Dort

I’ve changed my mind they should do a 5th place game and 7th place game and 9th and 11th and 13th too.

Wow they’re able to blow any type of lead this is like Duke basketball under Scheyer.

England has taken a commanding lead in the Pop-Tarts Bowl

Hey Learned League friends I wrote a quiz on Atlantic City that’s on the site all weekend. Hope you enjoy 🎲 🎰 🏖️

Monshun Sales

I’m thinking 2-1 Spain where Argentina ties it up late and everyone is like “here we go again” then Spain wins it in the 112th minute.

Cracking open the tastiest mango High Noon at the beach this weekend

the odyssey, famous for its trojan success,

So I've only tangentially followed this wild story but this has to be the most dirt that's come out about someone after a car crash since Tiger Woods, right?

The last time lettuce became such a national concern it sparked this interaction.

hello, epic department,,,,

Air quality the color of steamed hams

I don't think anyone is saying "those poor widdle rural people can't help themselves" all we're saying is that it's not a monolith of who chooses to live there. Like there are lots of rural towns with good craft breweries and brick oven pizzas.

Just realized that England-Argentina reminded me of James Franklin coaching against Ohio State.

Finally Argentina wins without some serious ref interference. Congrat.

28-3ngland

Gonna start an annoying dialogue and say this would've never happened to England if GARETH was still manager.

This Argentina team every single knockout game

Jordan Pickford acting like Patrick Roy in the Stanley Cup finals today, real out of body experience watching him in net.

Pausa de Hidratacion

This soccer game makes me feel like I'm watching 1980s Big East basketball.

This is how I learned these two countries hated each other.

England vs. Argentina in Mercedes-Benz Stadium today, gonna call this Falklanta.

Hell yeah people are doing the "rural hospitals all deserve to close because all they serve are MAGA hicks" argument again. Bro there are over 6000 Somali residents in Maine.

France gets to go back to France and Spain gets to go to East Rutherford, NJ... who's the real winner now huh?

This Bastille Day flop makes me think we're so lucky the USMNT didn't play Belgium on July 4 imagine the discourse if the game had been that day.

Spain has basically put every team in hell this tourney except Cape Verde who were just out there vibing.

Alright then let's see if they can do it for 68 minutes plus stoppage time.

Ridiculous penalty call. Get out of here with that.