A sad week for "Mister" Kraft, plus the 2005 NBA Redraftables

A 2-10 Indiana team once held Kenneth Walker to 84 yards on 23 carries and now both of them are champions

They should hang a banner in MetLife for the Jets. This is their Super Bowl.

Seahawks were the best team all year and they did it with the QB who was famous for getting sick for too much kissing

Refs still calling penalties in the final minute like they have a quota to fill

For the 20th straight year the Super Bowl MVP is Rex Grossman.

Telling the kid this is how the Pats used to lose Super Bowls back in MY day.

I think I can officially say that the Kansas City Chiefs are not winning the Super Bowl this year.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Field Goal No. 5

Drake Maye not have wanted to throw that one folks

Whitest thing I did today was a Peloton Bad Bunny ride this morning so I could be ready for the halftime show

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Wow they made a Super Bowl ad based on this tweet

it's like showing the toledo zoo during a detroit lions game

The Golden Gate Bridge is nowhere near Levi’s Stadium lol.

Jon Bon Jovi looks like Bob Baffert.

Pats o-line looking like a Joe Burrow Bengals outfit.

Wearing the B1G trifecta champs shirt after seeing a punt in plus territory.

Whole Super Bowl party thought Joe Montana was Sting at first

Watching the YouTube TV kickoff show on YouTube TV

If you don't immediately start a dynasty with these guys in CFB 27 why even get the game?

Uh oh someone from Britain is about to get very performatively offended about this Bluesky Super Bowl banner.

What if he was Sam Darnoldson and he had a bad toupee and got really cantankerous around presidents. If you understand this joke you are officially old.

Man speed skating is so cool they can do a 5K in 6 minutes on those things that is crazy.

Duke sucks

It's so funny to hear Republicans talk about how they are the loser party addicted to losing after this Virginia redistricting. No! You're stealing the Democrats' lines! That's our complaint find a new one!

For the second straight Saturday Indiana MBB has once again won a 1 point game in overtime on a questionable foul call. Surely this good karma won't come back to haunt us at the worst time!

US women’s hockey team has been doing well but having the same jersey style as the New York Rangers is a bad omen.

Yeah I know the big ceremony is in the stadium but I think it would be cool to parade through the town.

I'm thinking Missy Elliott in The Rain Supa Dupa Fly music video.

The athlete entrance portal looks like when the couples first in person meet each other on Love is Blind

It's giving Stew Leonard's vibes

Asking when they get to the Parade of Nations like it's Milhouse wanting Itchy and Scratchy to get to the fireworks factory.

1-1 two weeks ago (Broncos covered somehow). I think the Pats keep it close on Sunday but ultimately Seattle's talent wins out. Seahawks 28, Pats 24

Veep episode where Selina is upset about being mentioned in the Epstein files until she finds out that a Harvard Law professor called her "hot"

"This whole thing isn't time or labor intensive" i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Ben Franklin would've been posting long reviews on Untappd.

When the Deadspin staff quit en masse in late 2019, I messaged him with condolences about the situation and he responded right away with something like "Yeah it's a great day because I quit my job!" That's the type of optimism he had.

The Process was a gimmick made up by an Elon-worshipping techbro so that Sixers fans would root for losing games and it developed a loser mentality in the franchise that they've never truly gotten over.

They're still impossible to root for. Thanks for making the defending champs better immediately, jerks.

Washington Post NBA Reporter ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Very darkly funny that the Post lays off its entire sports desk the same day as one of the most ludicrous trades in DC history

Dril was suspended and brought back so quickly that I didn't even have time to make a "who runs this place, corndad?" joke.

When is this company ever NOT apologizing for something they screwed up?

New York Post sports section back page headlines have always been hilarious.

To get a sense of how dysfunctional DC is you have to understand the dysfunction of their sports teams but of course Bezos would have no idea about that.

James Harden traded to a contender

Missing the discourse of the day because I muted the name of a prominent very online Minnesotan months ago 🤗