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Fives Guys is worth the price.

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

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Metal Gear shouldn't be a movie, it should be an anime with like 400 episodes.

Wooo buddy. I got bad news for you.

if you're ever so heated VONTAZE BURFICT has to be the voice of reason, then you're the one who fucked up

"Lionel Messi explores Auburn" seems like a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social bit

Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day

"Luddites" is a good term for those who oppose AI because the Luddites weren't against *all* technology, just forms of technology that they knew would pay workers less and turn out a shittier product

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

I have seen one good example of this plate

Hi! I’m the inventor of bathroom stalls. The important thing for me is that everyone walking by a stall is able to make eye contact with the person sitting on the toilet inside. This is a critical design feature.

Spanish PM Pedro calls for the IMMEDIATE ARREST of Netanyahu He said: "Netanyahu launched the worst possible unjustified attack against Lebanon. His contempt for life and international law is intolerable. He is a criminal that must be arrested immediately.” #cdnpoli

American Journalist Abby Martin: You see Israel buying up media outlets. You see Israeli billionaires trying to tamp down the narrative. They’re desperate.

When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge. I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass. Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why it’s necessary for the United States to invade Vatican City and install its own pope.

which means he has spent his whole career entirely outside the right-wing political fuckery of the US Conference of Catholic Bishops (a clown car of nightmares, albeit improving slowly) but his previous gig was being Francis' Guy In Charge of Hiring Bishops, so he knows exactly how bad it is here

wait, what WHAT W H A T W H A T guys I am crying laughing oh my fucking god, this is the best thing I've learned today

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what they've actually done here quite deftly is shine a 3000 watt Fresnel lamp on the central problem for which Pope Francis wanted an American Pope in the first place: namely, that the American right wing believes they are invincible, they are destroying the world, and they have to be stopped

Today in a stunning reversal I am actually sorry not to have been online more

They did the tweet!

the wisdom of elders

you get this for selling enough Mary KKK products

WHITE SOX POPE HAT

IMPORTANT ARTEMIS II HOT SAUCE UPDATE Thanks to Carlie Kollath Wells’ reporting out of Axios New Orleans (which I confirmed via email since there are two versions of the article out) …. WE HAVE OUR LIST. It’s these 4 pictured, plus Heinz Hot Taco Sauce! www.axios.com/local/new-or...

the number of things wrong in this one New York Times paragraph is an embarrassment to anybody who works there

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

NEW: Trump accepted $37m worth of donated steel for his WH ballroom project from the Luxembourg-based company ArcelorMittal. Days later, the WH made adjustments to Trump's tariffs that could benefit ArcelorMittal.

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NEW from me: Pentagon-Vatican meeting latest flash point in Trump's clash with religious leaders religionnews.com/2026/04/08/p...

Sources tell the Situation Room that White House officials had privately floated the name of French Canadian Cardinal Joseph Tremblay as a potential replacement pontiff, if the administration had pursued its plan to sequester Pope Leo in the United States.

The extended riff on a dying Bill Belichick preparing to enter heaven by jamming St. Peter at the line of scrimmage made me laugh as hard as I’ve laughed at a podcast in a long time

Only the Trump administration would think they could threaten a Pope from Chicago.

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what happened to "Pittsburgh, Not Paris"??

Hopefully this is okay to admit, but I’m the guy they’re talking about in today’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social diaper story. I’m not sorry. I’d do it again, only I don’t have any babies in the house and don’t live in DC anymore.

There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!" the group is getting bigger as more topless people join

THE POPE CAN HOOP