I used “Impossible Owls” in a stack of books to balance my camera for a podcast yesterday, it’s as sturdy as book as it is a compelling a read

Everything is awful

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I criticized Morton yesterday on @yahoosports.bsky.social CFBE, looks like the math agrees with me

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

This is the lowest it’s ever felt in my Falcons fandom. They won’t this terrible staff because “they” need firing first

As I was saying

What Steven is implying is that the best hope for this Franchise is for Rich McKay to spontaneously combust

The (latest) reason this franchise is hopeless is how absolutely overjoyed and boastful they were about hiring Morris, who is utterly hapless in game. This won’t get better, and the same decision makers won’t face consequences

Sloppiest team in the NFL

Is the game over

Looks like I’m making good mental health decisions

Falcons mental health activity: Swapping the Germany game out for the OutKast/Soundgarden HOF induction show last night

“Well, this is just not a very good football team” the booth is sick of LSU’s shit man

never seen a punt come to rest on the pylon like that before

[NYC guido voice] eyyyyy whoa it’s joey fags!

70 for Iowa is mauling them boys

with that punt oregon has officially entered the iowa heck zone

“woke” is when you acknowledge that black people have contributed to the united states

Somewhere John Mellencamp is smoking 20 at once

Oh my God it's Penix Pylon 2

This current Army drive is football how God intended. I might go to church after this

The Flex Loan, a new type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial in Tennessee, allows residents to borrow up to $4,000 at a 279.5% interest rate. It has burdened low-income borrowers while generating huge profits for lenders. (Published May with @tennesseelookout.com)

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“It’s just blue cities and blue states”

i hear this is an app for talking about sports so I wanted to let you guys know about my new newsletter and YouTube channel where we can talk about sports

I got @thelouvreof.bsky.social’d

In 2023, students at Ohio State blocked the doors to the president's office. Little did they know, live video from campus CCTVs were being fed straight to DHS. It's part of a little-known, decades-long surveillance effort built on the back of college football. www.foiaball.com/p/dhs-colleg...

I have strived to provide my children with countless magic memories but goddamn are these Georgia/Texas tickets expensive

Sig Sauer is selling Turning Point branded pistols and I don’t think they thought this marketing campaign all the way through. www.sigsauer.com/firearms/pis...

My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it

just now having a chance to watch Sieh Bangura's kickoff return and he goes 97 yards in 12.7 seconds including a fake handoff and not running in a straight line at all

10/10, would eat while reminding everyone this dish isn't as classy as it thinks it is

ICE is a team sport for guys who would otherwise be school shooters

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"What happened last night was blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night’s election results." -U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson

Huge win for Darth Maul

Anyone else going to see @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @stevengodfrey.bsky.social next week at Phantom Island LIVE! and want to meet up for dinner before hand?

Excited for y’all to hear the newest Phantom Island about the return of Vandy Volleyball. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social outdid himself this time. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Good morning and fuck you (not you, probably)

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets

hug your ghouls extra hard tonight, people

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Tips for Cuomo moving forward: -the I-95 express lane in Miami is fool's gold, stick to the main lanes -order your Publix sub online and wait an extra 15 mins beyond when they say it'll be ready -the iguanas don't bite you but the ducks will

Disturbing news out of Auburn University, where the admin is pressuring professors to sign a statement saying they're complying with an "anti-DEI" law and TPUSA is holding a rally and trying to record classes. I hear faculty are terrified to sign, worried this is a pretense for mass firings.

By sure why but you’re welcome, now take this shampoo bottle

New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field. In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront. By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social: