Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets

Dick Monfort was reportedly “very impressed with his appearance on the very popular Staffcast”

Wednesday nights this fall, @hackattackimer.bsky.social @baumann.bsky.social and @richstaff.bsky.social star in Fox’s most outrageous new comedy. Catch a special New Jersey, cryptid, and postseason episode of Staffcast now. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... spotify.link/9KrbezS0RXb

Blake Treinen probably didn’t think he’d get to face Kirk again before he went to Valhalla

Staffcast! @seandoolittle.bsky.social and I are joined by the Orioles' Kevin Brown to talk about accent eradication, Long Island postseason flights, getting every fan mad at you, Blink 182, home run calls, Oasis, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/0vy1... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...

Staffcast! @seandoolittle.bsky.social @hackattackimer.bsky.social @lindseyadler.bsky.social & I are joined by Adam Ottavino to talk about a week with the Yankees, Baseball & Coffee, never burning out, dumb injuries, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/2OsS... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...

My sympathies to the biggest Philadelphia Phillies fans I know: Joe Biden, Samuel Alito, and Benjamin Netanyahu. I’ll see you in Valhalla.

Staffcast! Guest host @seidler.bsky.social and I are joined by @davidjroth.bsky.social to talk about the death of the 2025 Mets, voting out Guys, getting yelled at, card markets, Chris Christie, Eric Adams, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6... open.spotify.com/episode/6Wzq...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @davecolon.bsky.social & @emilylip.bsky.social to talk about getting run over, sexualized mascots, taking the train with Sean Manaea, Cuomo's Charger, NYC Flickr, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/1F4T... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by Carson Lund to talk about his movie Eephus, inspiration for characters, fake names, procuring used pants, roadside attractions, Wayne Diamond, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6... open.spotify.com/episode/7lXg...

On the bright side, Matt Shaw didn’t even need to abandon his team in order to attend the Mets’ funeral tonight

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social to talk about DENNIS, Idi Amin's Mets, striking out Cal Raleigh, St John's finest, sneaking whoppers, ruining card markets, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6... open.spotify.com/episode/6BF1...

My very good buddy and overall sweet little guy Fisher took a bad tumble this morning and is racking up medical bills. I know times are tough, but if you can spare a few bucks for his recovery we would be so grateful. www.gofundme.com/f/fisher-rec...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @rileybreck.bsky.social to talk about the best real baseball names, the best fake names, Mark Trumbo, video game soundtracks, antagonistic pitchcom, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/1Wvk... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @blakemurphy.bsky.social to talk about Canadian quirks, listener calls, puking on command, punting babies, burning people in effigy, the best of broadcasting, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/4HA2... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

I call it The Staff Cinematic Universe

I wrote about Noel Gallagher, the chief: defector.com/the-oasis-re...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @matthewferrari.bsky.social to talk about Woke Cracker Barrel, the worst minor league food, Homicide, Mo Vaughn's sandwich, Eephus reuinion, feuding with Uni, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/21uk... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by former big leaguer Brian Jeroloman to talk about phantom ballplayers, bullpen chatter vs. dugout chatter, trying to get Roy Halladay to say hello, catching Doc, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/0o2u... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...

If you're interested in supporting this, feel free to share my #ClearTheList Amazon wish list, which goes to support 950+ SFUSD middle school students at my school site across my department of 5 teachers. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Staffcast! @hildy.bsky.social @lindseyadler.bsky.social and I are joined by @hannahrkeyser.bsky.social to talk about Harper v. Manfred, his relatable shoes, negotiating with the league, trading a whole team, The Bandwagon and more! open.spotify.com/episode/0d1U... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5...

Staffcast! Special guest host Noah Kulwin and I are joined by @michaelrosen.bsky.social to talk about Comrade Bryce, crying owners, hot new pitching metas, dumb teams, Trump at Shea Stadium, evil fans, divorced owners, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/4sWi... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5...

David Wright and the Need for Closure by Richard Staff (@richstaff.bsky.social) www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

As part of a Trump-style lawsuit settlement, BP was required to let me write about my dearest Metsies and I couldn’t be more honored

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @seanoconnz.bsky.social to talk about his podcast Off The Records, Andrew Dice Gay, cautious Mets optimism, never throwing a first pitch, calling Ghislaine, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/2IkL... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5...

Classic Richard Staff concept here: guys who were called up, spent some time in a MLB dugout in uniform, but never got into a game. There are a lot of them! defector.com/the-secret-b...

Defector was kind and crazy enough to let me dive back into the world of Guys and write about some players who by every rule aren’t considered major leaguers, but probably should be. defector.com/the-secret-b...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @foolishbb.bsky.social to talk about views from prison, thievery, bad thumbnails, Oprah’s sins, Nick Solak on Bar Rescue, hotel slop, Jon Taffer in the Bible, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/6Ss7...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com to talk about his many names, Sims 1 Drew Carey, Mike and the Mad Dog, 2000s Twin or Dead Congressman, wounded Ken Harvey, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/7uKT... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by Blowback’s Noah Kulwin to talk about the awful Mets, Zohran The Destroyer, some NPB minor leaguer, viral Hack, Andrew Cuomo’s driving, the Sharia Mets, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/6QiQ...

Staffcast! Guest host @lindseyadler.bsky.social and I are joined by @jayjaffe.bsky.social to talk about Mookie Betts at shortstop, Fox's postseason panel, Frank Thomas' beer, 1975 Pez, engaging in snobbery, Ringo, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/5gxT... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5...

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Dicky needy Lovelady

I’ve had a minor obsession with baseball nicknames for a long time, and that has led me to try to find, by questionable methods, the best nickname in the history of the game. youtu.be/moLs5Cyy2os?...

Staffcast! @hildy.bsky.social and I finally make peace with @tippingpitchespod.com and talk about the hall of woke, being bought by Rob Manfred, ARod, the 9/11 parlay, evil fans, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/6J9c...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social @hildy.bsky.social and I are joined by @ndrew.bsky.social to talk about the beautiful Tampa Bay Rays, Hildy's postseason jersey, awful TV news, banning bad players from voting, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5... open.spotify.com/episode/2b8J...

The best way to celebrate the 50th episode of your accursed little podcast? Not being there to celebrate the 50th episode of your accursed little podcast

I made this video a few years ago about Mike Marshall and how insane his peak career was and how much hus impact on the game has sort of faded and it got copyright struck, I have re-edited and uploaded it, so check it out (: youtu.be/QIhPXSSJEvQ

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @elcush.bsky.social and @kait.bsky.social to talk about bullpen adrenochrome, reality show Mets, all things Pete Alonso, Hack’s first game as a fan, streaking, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/0lnS...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social to talk about Richard Nixon’s love life, Conclave pranks, vintage slop, 7-Up’s true origin, Quora maniacs, going to games as a fan, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/56EV... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @salgentile.bsky.social to talk about YouCam, The Cool Mets, The Horrors, Late Night's worst ideas, going insane with Seth Meyers, Cambridge Paving Stones, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/6NVF... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/4...

The whole ordeal about torpedo bats and their legality at the start of the season set me down a weird rabbit hole about the history of cheating in baseball and what should or shouldn’t constitute cheating. Join me on this descent into history and and maybe insanity. youtu.be/2VO_fpvguUM?...

Staffcast! @hildy.bsky.social and I are joined by @bowensofficial.bsky.social to talk about 2000s Giants, what goes into wrestling on TV, getting booed, hitting Abe Lincoln with a chair, hockey fights, Barry Bonds, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/5Rrg...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @davidjroth.bsky.social to talk about John Rocker, the very normal Eric Adams, John Sterling home run calls, Bosch, trillballins brands, the good Mets, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/43RH...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @lindseyadler.bsky.social to talk about baseball phrenology, transition to pitching, forcing everyone to rank the Beatles, George, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/36Q8...

Surprise Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @mikepetriello.bsky.social to talk about getting a B-Ref page, stat abbreviations, the ability to change every pitch to a knuckleball, foot tracking, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/6o6B...

Missed opportunity not flying Roger Maris Jr in to see Cory Booker break this record

More Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social, @itsabigail.bsky.social, and I are joined by @johndemarsico.bsky.social to talk about working with Gary Keith and Ron, experimenting with angles, the K-Zone, national games, weirdos in the crowd, Emilia Perez, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/15Q3...

Happy Opening Day Staffcast. @hackattackimer.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social @foolishbb.bsky.social, @jerryblevins.bsky.social @samlebo.bsky.social Scott Rogowsky Anthony DiComo Jeff Passan and I welcome you to the bullpen. open.spotify.com/episode/7hi1... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/4...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social, @lalbanese.bsky.social and I are joined by @seidler.bsky.social and @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social to talk about SABR awards, Italian cops, Idi Amin, help honking, bad tattoos and more! open.spotify.com/episode/2Wtw... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by Jeff Passan to talk about felons, Beast Mode getting one hit KO’d, Bob’s photography, betraying make-a-wish kids, evil Geoffs, Barney Gumble, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/49UJ...