Staffcast! @hildy.bsky.social @lindseyadler.bsky.social and I are joined by @hannahrkeyser.bsky.social to talk about Harper v. Manfred, his relatable shoes, negotiating with the league, trading a whole team, The Bandwagon and more! open.spotify.com/episode/0d1U... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5...

Kayaking on business

everyone shut up and listen to me talk about baseball and the tampa bay rays with @richstaff.bsky.social @hackattackimer.bsky.social @hildy.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/2b8J...

Staffcast! @hildy.bsky.social and I finally make peace with @tippingpitchespod.com and talk about the hall of woke, being bought by Rob Manfred, ARod, the 9/11 parlay, evil fans, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/6J9c...

The horrors persist

I’ve now outlived Jesus himself

Byron Buxton 🤝 @hildy.bsky.social 🤝 me Not today, Cleveland.

This is Amy Hadley & her kids, Kayla & Noah. In June 2022, police tossed dozens of tear gas bombs into their home, smashed windows, punched holes in the wall & more. A cop's error led them to Amy's home. She hadn't committed a crime. The gov't won't pay her back. A thread.

Oh ok

If anyone needs me I’ll be getting high and eating oranges

Staffcast reached peak sicko as @hildy.bsky.social, @seandoolittle.bsky.social, and I were joined by @davidjroth.bsky.social to talk about faking your height, Chris Russo’s voice in your head, and Trump’s favorite baseball names. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5... open.spotify.com/episode/50PH...

Breathing directly in all the CO2 monitors at work to check if they’re working

Anna’s dorm at the University of Vermont. They have to tell you if it’s haunted. That’s the law.

Pool boys

Update: I fucked them up

Watched a bon appetit video last night and the person making thumbprint cookies didn’t even use their thumb?? Used their index finger to make the imprint I was so mad

55 goldfish 55 fries 55 tacos

When you drink 2 Four Lokos in one hour, you enter a state known as Ochoko and no god or man can stop you.

Both my parents were RNs and I still don’t know whether ibuprofen or acetaminophen is better for a headache

God Confirms Bible Takes Place in ‘Spy Kids’ Universe

No way I fuck up hydroponic herbs right?

just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to

Barbenheimer yada yada

Drop something blue from your camera roll

Cereal doesn’t slap like it used to

WGA and SAG-AFTRA

Wishing I still got paid to workout

sports twitter is not DraftKings/Barstool/Jomboy or whatever. its regular people making good jokes. most of those people are here. i'm good.

I think tennis and golf crowds should get to cheer whenever they want!!!

I like this place. Maybe I’ll post several years of increasingly concerning and erratic thoughts on here.

At the gym you’re either: a) stronger than me and I hate you or b) weaker than me and I don’t care about you at all

It was a beautiful ceremony, and everyone that spoke did great

we did a podcast with @hildy.bsky.social in april and it was really cool and this place seems like the audience for it https://willetspen.substack.com/p/never-mind-the-bollocks-heres-the

I’m speaking at my dads memorial tomorrow and it’s absolutely the hardest thing I’ve ever done

Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks

she smells weed smells at the weed store

Threads is to social media what this is to poetry

I like bluesky cause I like playing around

GM to my alarm clock

I don’t know what threads is, I barely know what bluesky is

I am being slowly drawn and quartered by new social media apps

When a Twitter mutual doesn’t follow me back here

Miya pretending to listen to my interview