New postseason bracelet just dropped.

Parrot Lying

Single most predictable home run of all time lol HIP HIP vs LOOOOOOOOU

Just Jorge Polanco things

JORGE

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I know we don’t like to talk about the other place on here, but in case anyone is wondering what Twins Twitter is like right now, it’s actually really cute and sweet (less the usual suspects I’m sure but I generally have them blocked anyway) and everyone’s just proud of Polo and Varland.

This is one of the most frightening things I’ve ever seen

anvil lavigne: thread

I used to gloat but now I’m the sad jealous one

And with a final flickering and a barely audible hissing sound, the light of my hope for the intelligence of humanity is forever extinguished. 42% of people didn’t know. potato chips. are made. of. potatoes. fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

The Mariners are like a fever dream

Oopsie...

Thank you Polo

Me too

kid rock as porta potties: thread

Jorge Polanco with the 15th walk-off hit in a winner-take-all game in postseason history 17th walk-off win in a winner-take-all game overall INCREDIBLY … the only other ALDS winner-take-all walk-off win? Edgar’s double BASEBALL!!!

Yes I did have this on for the whole game. Made it last night. Will be wearing it indefinitely

HIP HIP JORGE

@randballsstu.bsky.social it’s not exactly easy to get me to laugh at 7am (especially after a horrible night of sleep) but you were successful. A gifted writer, you are.

Im vibing with David Ortiz in a spiritual way

📣

Anyway here’s me and Polo and Morneau at the new uniform reveal at the Mall of America.

I love that Polanco got to be part of two broken curses. That’s gotta feel pretty cool.

THANK YOU FOR THE POLIO VACCINE MINNESOTA!!!!!

Why don’t they just make the whole team out of Jorge Polanco?

It’s a good day to be a Polanco girlie

HIP HIP

JORGE

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Hahahaha

the FBI doesn’t even try anymore

Perioddd

@windowseat.bsky.social Joe is modeling the throwback wolves jersey and I think this is the toughest he’s ever looked.

I see that #he is still GIDPing.

@sofieballga.me you came up in conversation today! One of my Twins friends actually lives in Seattle and we were talking about how fun the fanbase is and the Etsy witch and all that. Anyway she asked if I had heard about the pizza and I SURE DID. Anyway we both hope you’re well :)

@matthewhleach.bsky.social they’re making you fend for yourself today????

I tweeted a dumb picture and it ended up popping off and made it to MLB central. My Twins tweets never do anything cool.

I had a fun night last night. Things I don’t often get to say when the Yankees are in town.

I failed to procure Lady Gaga tickets but I will not give up.

And we love her for it

She killed it

@lissielys.bsky.social Gaga on the VMAS ❤️ I’m sooooo glad weird over the top kinda scary Gaga is back

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@lizzierie.bsky.social remind me to get a 50 game book next year 😂😂 got mine part way through the season and still filled it up. Had another friend asking where it came from so you may see an order come through. Best book on the market IMO

Twins legend

I should be allowed to go to all the NIN shows. For free.

Greetings from the nine inch nails show