Rochester, NY! May 17th, one show only at @comedycarlson After the full hour I’ll have a spacial Q & A with my dear friend and the incredible @glaad award winning journalist @underthedesknews.bsky.social Get your tickets today! Danagoldberg.com #comedy #rochester #lgbtq #laugh

They arrested Comey, but I haven’t seen an arrest for Sally, and I’m pretty sure she’s the one who sold him the seashells.

JD Vance not standing or clapping to protect nature…that was wild…

One of the best parts of my day was watching JD Vance be visibly annoyed that Congress was genuinely laughing at King Charles’ jokes. 🤣

At 33 points, Trump’s approval rating is official lower than his felony count.

Geno Auriemma, you’re an absolute douche. Let that be your legacy. Well done, South Carolina and Dawn Staley!!!! #FinalFour

So proud of this team. Happy trans day of visibility. ❤️❤️❤️

Dana does Dallas! 😉 Come spend Mother’s Day with me on May 10th! One night only and the show is at 6pm because we need sleep. 🤣 Tickets are already selling fast, so grab em’.

I started a Patreon!!! I’m so excited and the team is building. Join The Dissenters and come be part of an amazing community. #comedy #reels #lesbians #softball

Nashville! Calling all my blue dots in a red state! This Wednesday night March 11th at Zanie’s! Can’t wait to see you. Dana Goldberg dot com for tickets :)

Nashville, TN! I’m coming your way with my OUTRAGEOUS tour March 11th at Zanie’s! Tickets in the comments below. See ya soon!

Judge Cannon claims that she *strains* to find an example where a special counsel released a report after in indictment that did not result in a finding of guilt. Here’s one off the top of my head: Sussman, who was charged and acquitted, is mentioned 311 times in Durham’s final report.

The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.

USA WOMEN’S HOCKEY GOLD MEDAL!!!

If there are any survivors of sexual assault out there, don’t worry, Pam Bondi wants you to know the stock market is doing GREAT!

"We need laughter more than ever right now." – Dana Goldberg ICYMI: @dgcomedy.bsky.social plugged our LA comedy event, Stand Up for Equality, on @bravowwhl.bsky.social with @bravoandy.bsky.social! 🏳️‍🌈 Grab your tickets & join us on 3/4 for a night of queer joy: tinyurl.com/lambda-comedy

It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.

It’s time to tap into your internal lesbian anger! Even if you’re straight. Now is the time to fight for your 1st Amendment rights! Let’s go!

Minnesotans are incredible. They are protesting and holding the line in Minneapolis in -10 degrees! Which is still 20 degrees warmer than Kristi Noem’s cold dead heart.

Greenland has said no to Trump several times. At this point if he moves on her, it’s no longer an invasion, it’s an assault. Something he is very very good at.

Believe what you’re seeing with your own eyes. We know what really happened.

The @dailybeanspod.com has been nominated for a GLAAD award! I’m so honored to be part of this team. Congrats @dgcomedy.bsky.social, @mswmedia.com , the whole Beans team, and the Leguminati! And congratulations to all the nominees!

Who did this!?! 🤣🤣🤣

"I saw the video and what if a bird flew by and one of the shipwrecked used a paper clip and squid ink to write a message to attach to the bird's leg to get a message to Suriname so they could continue their mission?" - Tom Cotton probably

We’re launching a daily video podcast this Sunday on the MSW Media YouTube channel. And we have a tinfoil hat segment. Because we have theories. Here’s a sneak peek.

A time was had! What an extraordinary night with @outmagazine and the #OUT100 class of 2025! I got to meet some of my heroes and share space with dear friends who are trying to make the world a better and safer place for the #LGBTQ community. #equality #representation #gay #comedy

Just a reminder you can troll DT for possibly blowing ‘bubba’ without bringing up Monica Lewinsky. You’re not being clever, you’re losing the plot and showing your misogyny.

After the revelations in these 23k+ Epstein emails, I’m convinced these billionaires didn’t manipulate the last election to keep Trump out of prison, they did it to keep ALL of them out of prison. May ANYONE involved with Epstein rot in hell and prison, you soulless pieces of shit.

I want to thank all the veterans who have served this country, but especially the transgender veterans who served and still desire to serve in spite of being treated like 2nd class citizens by the very country they defend. Thank you all for your service.

I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

JD Vance’s half brother just had his ass handed to him. Well done Cincinnati!

Mikie likes it and New Jersey likes Mikie!!!

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury

They called it for Spanberger! Strong work, Virginia!

Chicago! We opened up a late show on the 14th because the 7p sold out so fast! Come play with me at the Annoyance Theater! Ticket link in the comments ❤️🏳️‍🌈

I’m so disgusted by this administration and all the cowards who have the powerful to stop this but refuse to.

Chicago! Tickets went on sale for my Nov 14th show and there are only 39 left at the time of this post! Go get them before they are gone. Small intimate amazing theater. theannoyance.thundertix.com/events/255427

The East Wing.

I am BEYOND thrilled to share that I have been inducted into the iconic #Out100 for 2025! It’s a huge honor to be recognized alongside so many brilliant and inspiring individuals who are shaping our world and advocating for greater inclusivity and diversity. www.out.com/out100/2025/...

What a 🤡🤡🤡 show!

Release the Epstein Files.

I heard Trump tout in 12 different videos that we’ve taken in $17T in his first 8 months. Either he’s the worst business man ever, he’s been lying about money every time his lips move, or this shutdown was never about funding. No need to answer, it’s all three.

The way this made me laugh! 🤣

Portland is an amazing city. Here’s me, @dgcomedy.bsky.social and Andy McCabe at Polaris Hall at what can only be described as an unruly antifa gathering last year.

If you give your kids Tylenol PM, they’ll only have autism at night.

Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.

Boarding a plane to NY and the old white guy in front of me said to the attendant, ‘I hope there’s not a female pilot’, and I’ve never been more disappointed that the rapture didn’t actually happen.

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I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

All the 2nd Amendment warriors are sure fucking quiet about the 1st right now. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel,