“sgt pepper’s lonely hearts club band” is a christmas album now, sorry not sorry i make the rules

This is an introvert app. I don’t have to have my volume up. I can get off thoughts, say what I have to say, and then leave. Text based social media is the introvert dream.

oh nvm it’s big pharma who’s producing less than the DEA limits bc fuck everyone either way, fuck american healthcare, socialized medicine NOW

it’s so fucked up that the govt fucks over everyone with ADHD every year during the holidays bc they refuse to give drug manufacturers an accurate amount allotted for actual patient needs and demands. i’m so fucking sick of this shit

damn i really miss the days when i was the craziest person in my family but noooo i had to go & get treatment & therapy & eat better & exercise voluntarily & lose weight healthily & feel like a semi-normal human for the first time in 34yrs, just long enough for someone else to take up the mantle 🥴😵‍💫

i am so heartbroken rn astros HOW COULD YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Babe did you want health insurance this year or are we good

i love living in a kafkaesque dystopian ‘federal republic’ infinite night terror cleverly disguised as a flash-mob reenactment of orwell’s “animal farm”

credit to Larry Summers, doing the “you can’t even hit on women anymore” thing while talking to a full pedophile is next level stuff

Plus, in the spirit of @adapalmer.bsky.social, I'm matching the first $500 in donations. So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!

also killed the hemp industry in authoritarian states, an $8 BILLION industry in just texas ALONE. how these motherfuckers can slip that shit into a spending bill. so now, sufferers of chronic pain in fascist states have 0 insurance subsidies and 0 non-addictive/non-narcotic pain relief options.

don’t mind me, i’m just here finally going through the quintessential “theatre kid” phase i never did, albeit now in my early thirties🧍🏼‍♀️ lmfaooo

this is the worst timeline confirmed

REMINDER: Boss is letting us close early TODAY, Halloween, 10/31/25, at 5 PM so we can get home for the big #SilverShamrock giveaway! 🎃👻🧙‍♀️⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ Come by Cactus in your best 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰-𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗲 for a chance to win a sweet #CactusMusic gift card. 𝗘𝘅𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 last year’s (2024) winner was #ChappellRoan

11:11 the greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return

biblically accurate cat

✨WHOLESOME 🐈‍⬛ TL CLEANSE✨ the past few weeks, wednesday has been transforming herself into a dog; she started teaching herself tricks like this somersault/front flip & performs them on command, comes to me immediately when i whistle for her, has started sharing food & water with my pup rubi 😂💀 #Cats

if we ever get out of this, the nuremberg trials that need to take place better make the original nuremberg trials look like fucking traffic court

Hold on, lemme check my IG DMs, LinkedIn mail, gmail, multiple discord servers, Discourse, slack workspaces, WhatsApp, Messenger, iMessage, Germ, Session, Matrix, signal, IRC, GitHub issues and PRs, Clickup, and bsky DMs and get back to you

11:11 …and so it goes. love on everyone. life is hard. 💖

if you’re like me—have ~19 chronic illnesses/pain, shitty mental health & fucking DESPISE exercise bc it’s like medieval torture—i implore you to check out Qi Gong/Tai Chi. i cannot stress enough how much RELIEF i’ve gotten from my cursed musculoskeletal system 😭🙏 youtu.be/CtJ3j9cCAyY

NO BUSINESS

This kid is heading to the World Series 🥹

canada, this is your actual blue jays mvp, okurrrrrrrtttttt.t.t.??? (shut up and let me shitpost 😂😭) wooooo go canada

Canada, this is your middle finger moment. Seize it.

happy “listen to the ‘blue banisters’ album and cry throughout the whole thing” season to all 🫡 😭

can’t wait for future history books to read, “and then the president, donald trump, posted on social media an AI-generated video featuring a crown-wearing version of himself in a fighter jet labeled ‘king trump’ dropping poop on protestors.” anyway, #NoKings ✊

life

11:11 rejoice and love yourself today

free palestine

11:11 am i a woman dreaming about being a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming about being a woman

i cannot stress enough how badly yall need to go to the dalí museum in st. pete if you live or ever find yourself in the tampa bay area, bc not only is the art truly breathtaking, the building itself is cool af 🤩🕰️😵‍💫👨🏻✨ #ArtSky

DYK: Jose Altuve is one of just 3 players in MLB history with 200+ home runs, 300+ stolen bases, 450+ doubles, and a .300+ batting average. The others are Willie Mays and Derek Jeter. The native Venezuelan is a 3-time batting champion and 9-time All-Star. #HHM

11:11 don’t be loose butthole, you guys. be tight butthole. 💖

You know what, the Astros' season didn't end the way I wanted it to, but I have to tell you what a joy it's been finding the baseball community on BlueSky. Sure, there can be a little friction from time to time, but it's such a pleasant change from that other place, and I am grateful for you all.

this is definitively the darkest timeline, guess it’s time to lean into it, we gotta climb down, go deeper into the crevasse

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

surely anyone who makes a joke or is even mildly insensitive about the ICE shootings will have severe backlash from conservative circles, and will definitely be fired from their jobs

not me quoting michael scott and everyone taking it seriously lmaooo 💀

would i rather be feared or loved? easy: both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Prefer a video tropical update? Gotcha covered. Gettin’ noisy out there folks.

Baseball is stupid

at astros #BuiltForThis (ps fuck the mariners again)

okay seriously fuck the mariners for challenging this HBP against meyers

As first reported by @jackjenkins.me here is the wild video of Prestonwood Baptist Pastor Jack Graham playing an AI generated Charlie Kirk speech in which a fake Kirk says he knew he might be killed for "speaking up in this cultural moment, and I'd do it all over again."

i know i’ve been like MIA on all socials for a bit and i don’t really care tbh but here’s a random collage i made that might better illustrate where i’m at rn lol #MyArt #ArtSky