People gatekeeping college football fandom is so silly in a sport where a Stanford graduate is about to take the field for Auburn.

This Lane Kiffen announcement coverage is so stupid.

I shouldn't have to choose between Dave Portnoy and Pat McAfee.

Looking back on this, it's crazy they used safety barriers that wouldn't hold a human to pen a longhorn that weighs about 10x more.

Are their any playoff implications for this UA ASU game, or are they too far down the rankings?

but who's counting

Hook em 🤘🏼

ok. that was dumb. i'm out

Balsamic vinegar with fish & chips sounds kinda good. (ducks)

Indiana and Purdue play for something called the Old Oaken Bucket and I am rolling. 🤣

Reddick says the Rat was one of the ones banging the trash can. 😲😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DRi0sRm...

What the Wampanoag should have said:

Sorry, Capital One. It doesn't matter that you had Travolta skip *that line* in Greased Lightning. Because I've heard him sing that song for over 40 years, I hear that line anyway.

You don't often see football analysts in (non-puffy) vests.

It's so funny to me how shih tzu dogs in the real world look nothing like their show dog relatives. Just no one is dealing with all that hair.

That shoe is crazy but the wide stance on that lady is crazier.

It's all of those things and more. But if you can get past the lede, the rest is hilarious.

I think a big part of the problem is that many pecan pie recipes have a big blob of corn syrup instead of sugar.

This sounds like a job for House of Pies in Houston.

By the way, Ken Burns’ next documentary series is apparently in the can — LBJ & The Great Society kenburns.com/films/lbj-th...

I am an hour and a half from finishing The American Revolution doc and I am exhausted.

Elvis was a hero to most But he never meant shit to me you see Straight up racist that sucker was Simple and plain Motherfuck him and John Wayne

I wonder what it's like to attend a college football game with 100,000 other students. My alma mater's stadium holds 20K but I never saw it even half full.

Meanwhile . . . Bears win!😃

LET’S GO PHYSICS

Arne Slot: We have quality players. It's my job to get the best out of them. I am not at the moment. That's why I say it's my responsibility.

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Harvard v Yale, blah blah blah. "The Game" blah blah blah The winner goes to the playoffs for the first time. blah blah blah

Major measles outbreaks have repeatedly cropped up in the Southwest this year. Yet at IHS hospitals in the region, agency officials deemed “measles” and “immunizations” a "medium risk" in internal agency emails. Staffers, including doctors, now need to get approval to use them in public messaging

Helluva game

Pretty sweet pass.

Turning on this Rockets game and I ...

I lol'd at the fact the Tree had to disclose this on his bar application. www.sfgate.com/collegesport...

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I'm pretty sure the people who declare we should return to the "golden age of travel" are the same ones who hog the armrests and recline their seats without checking with the passenger behind.

A bold statement at :50.

Whew. I thought they were gonna blow it at the last second.

Don't think I've ever seen an NFL ref leave with an injury. Kinda surprised they don't have a backup with all the ground each one has to cover.

Not really a fan of these all red uniforms. It needs something to break it up. Even Santa has white trim on his suit.

Today, a coworker asked me, as a Texan, if I owned a certain cookbook by some lady he described as the head chef at Neiman Marcus. I just said "no" but my face must've given something away because he took off quick. 😂

The media is gonna say the Epstein Files were released and leave this part out of it

2025 is the year the predators decided to just post through it.

It's very telling that neither Summers nor Harvard thinks teaching is a public commitment.

It's not a Ken Burns documentary without a Peter Coyote narration.

I'm just now noticing the Gay Way duo for the Commanders.

IRELAND WINS!!