you, performatively posting for clout: raw milk is bad, you're eating cow poop me, keeping it so real: all milk is gross, you're drinking cow titty juice

do u see the vision

oops slept all day

bored thought this would b cute

rory blank shirts will literally make women (and twinks) walk up to you and ask you about your shirt

this is fine

this is what dreams are like for real

aahhh she's fixing it thank god please dont blow up in her face

SMOKING = MAKES YOU COOLER

oh yeah, new @roryblank.bsky.social shirt today people at work couldn't stop commenting on it lol

Two months after moving to Boston over 20 years ago, I saw them live at a legendary free concert at Government Center. During "Maps," a young lesbian couple in front of me started to make out and it was like "okay this is my new home."

one of my favorite "not trans but i'm gonna read it that way anyway" songs

*points at nightstand* are you really going to argue with the queen of water cup city

one of the last games i streamed on twitch was replaying the original gothic. it's so damn good even now with the super dated awkward controls. fuck i'm excited to play this

Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.

fucking narcs on this website damn

this is the saddleback caterpillar. it's OSHA-certified

just saw a white pickup with black trim and custom plates TK421 alright i see what you're doing

this is true, i spend 12 - 13 hours a day inside my hyperbaric chamber like Darth Vader pondering my gender identity

fucking the mental health guy for mental health

im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked

i'd much rather look like a 43 year old suburban mom than look like asmongold

Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of snart to helg.

ugh they're having the closeted lesbian president come up with don't ask don't tell? really??

Assbottom more like

hey i do need help still. if you can even just share this i’d appreciate it. i want to help him out

My name is Alex Petrovnia. In 2021, I founded the Trans Formations Project, one of the preeminent trans policy nonprofits in this country, and I ran it successfully until 2025. I have been to the White House twice and won the NCTE's highest trans organizing honor in 2023. I am not spam.

"My name is Alex Petrovnia. In 2021, I founded the Trans Formations Project, one of the preeminent trans policy nonprofits in this country, and I ran it successfully until 2025. I have been to the White House twice and won the NCTE's highest trans organizing honor in 2023. I am not spam."

danny stevens for all mankind is so creepy

lockheed fartin

happy pride from Emmaᵀᴹ Botᵀᴹ

hrt that turns you into a rat

cPTSD

at the macro level the thing that angers me the most about brainless doctors prescribing 2mg E + spiro to trans women is that it perpetuates the impression that hormone replacement therapy isn't safe. this shit is straight-up malpractice

oh no, my dignity

🚨I HAVE MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS🚨

that's the keyyyyyy every morning before work i say "Charles Kirk was shot in the neck on September 10th two thousand and twenty five" a few times in my car

don’t let anyone tell you that bluesky doesn’t have the juice

happy pride from Emmaᵀᴹ Botᵀᴹ

Why not kick off Pride by reading my comic Dark Science? It's about cyborg lesbians solving cosmic mysteries and destroying capitalism! dresdencodak.com

if she bad i guess we can talk

yall ever just dip string cheese in soup

Very funny from /r/balatro

i saw katie tightpussy at the grocery store yesterday. i told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but i didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything she said, “oh, like youre doing now?” i was taken aback, and all i could say was “huh?” but she kept cutting me off

Y'all. Please remember the artists that drew these things when sending around memes. I feel for these artists who NEVER get credited for these (and some, nowadays, are even being accused of being AI!) Here's a few common ones I see (feel free to add others, I want this to be a living thread): 🧵