let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”

"If you're at a rally, and there's a guy with a Nazi flag, and nobody's kicking his ass… you're at a Nazi rally."

a heart transplant has a 72% chance of giving you five more years of life

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT AN 80% SUCCESS RATE IN MEDICINE MEANS???

many ppl highlighting flaws in this article. but having fought in the "80% desistance" wars of the mid-2010s, I remember asking anti-trans activists if they'd be ok if 80% of youth were helped by gender-affirming care (flipping their argument). & they *never* answered. b/c they want *zero* trans ppl

I never really liked how often American white Christian nationalism is compared to other countries like Germany or what have you because this is very old and very standard Klan speak.

If you say “yankin' my Skeeters off” your homophobia is showing THE END

she's so real for this

I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE

*sad piano*

wtf is this

he's doing the labubu smile

need to be the stonedest bitch at the 7 eleven

one of my neighbors has been going wild with a chainsaw(?) since like 9am and it's driving me crazy

da tuna has big tiddies now

do they understand why people were saying “abolish the police” now?

should have listened five fucking years ago

"i think i hauve covid, oh my!"

Your mind throws up barriers to personal progress sometimes. And you don't even know they're there until you break through them. The feeling you get when you've succeeded beyond what you thought was possible is incredible.

nasa doesn't like to talk about it but everyone on the iss is hairless from the neck down. every 40 orbits they have the "group shave" which takes less time than youd think

so, apollo 10 was considered a test run for apollo 11. apollo 10 was an “F” mission, right? an F mission was considered a complete mission except for landing on the moon. Apollo 11 was the whole damn thing. but Apollo 10 had something Apollo 11 never had, and that’s what i want to tell you about

how do astronauts wipe their ass when they shit what if they get magic marker ass. they can't be hauling all that tp up there. do they have a zero g bidet

congress just voted to make :3 a terrorist slogan

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes TikTok wellness influencers

Crossing yourself is the Catholic version of dapping up God

today i learned the charlotte hornets were the charlotte bobcats for ten whole years and nobody noticed

dreamed one of my best friends was dead and woke up crying and now im too sad to go back to sleep

HORSE OLYMPICS

are we sure it wasn't just like... some dudes put some dudes on the beach and they will inevitably dig holes

Gay porn Morpheus would be like “you really think that’s dick you’re sucking?”

my gender is not able to come to the phone right now, please leave a message

Carson Wentz is officially the Adjunct Quarterback. Visiting Assistant Playcaller. Post-doctoral researcher in huddle studies.

That's right

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

I'm RUINED

When :3 is outlawed only outlaws will :3

congress just voted to make :3 a terrorist slogan

A all day. Minnesota AND the PNW? please

a lot of people are mad at me because I lightly criticized a TV show that they have made central to their identity. I’m sorry, I would like to make amends by recommending my favorite star wars™️ product: the book by uh, Jar Jar Lenin, “Whatsa To-be Done?”

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Charlie Kirk was a vicious, racist trust fund baby who made the world a worse place. I am the CEO of Antifa Inc. and I approve of this message.

pet play but she's a ferret and hides all my socks then shits in the corner of the living room

revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up