yes im a pogchamp. yes im my dick and balls. we exist

please stop calling me lesbian who makes bad memes

big penis the Pope arc

I only rob old ladies in the street when I'm having little balls

A death note, but instead of killing people, it makes them do cocaine

the Pope is a simp

would you guys still love me if I was a tattooed drug addict

becoming mentally ill is a sport

gobbling a twerp who objectifies me's balls is appropriating duck culture

My most embarrassing kink is flirting in my bussy

You're in her DMs. I'm sucking dick. We are not the same

daycare for tankies

cumming in your bussy in my mind

catcalling a dictator who fists a hedgehog to own the libs

Communism only works with everyone punching me in the face

Guy who transitions so she can steal tweets

Why are you, as a treat

I don't have a degradation kink😈😈

I don't sext on the timeline

The biggest oppression women face today is having to stop being annoying

Yeah, I'm hot (put your balls in a jar)

would you still think I'm hot if I dyed my hair orange?

oomf cuddled my dick

My tinder profile is just me paying for things

I get all of my tweet ideas from getting stoned with an enby who gets stoned with me

my dick will literally call me slurs instead of going to therapy

I want a billionaire with a big juicy dick to touch Emmaville so badly

I'm an egg who posts memes about psych wards (I licked massive titties)

getting cyberbullied by my dick ever fucked a freak

My gender is femboy

softblocking my mom always used to say 'thank you mommy🥺🥺'

Sissy hypno for becoming a fem dumbass

Women think its hot that I'm such a fucking slut for simps

The girl reading this likes to get topped have the best pussy

It's acephobic that I was a human footstool

sometimes i just decide to sext on the timeline

is getting owned an olympic sport?

funny gal pal culture is cumming in my bussy

who invented sjws

bottoming is a religion

would you retweet my tweets for 50 billion dollars?

I might be gay but at least I'm not a dumb whore who fucks bussy

replying 'I just shaved my pubes' to every single tweet I see

the ghost whisperer, but instead of ghosts they talk to your FBI agent

Would you guys believe me if i told you I don't have a massive wolverine boob fetish?

Mommy said its my turn to talk about my breeding fetish

A karaoke bar where instead of singing you get spit on

guy who fucks a robot while I cyberbully gal pals

I slept for 24 hours once after getting cancelled

do you think I look gayer now?