you can radicalize me in a near infinite ways that matter

im a housewife (single, living alone)

say hello to my little fiend

god it feels so bad to get put on hold for 15 minutes only for them to randomly hang up

you gotta spend minority lives to make money. wait

init

I'm slightly uncomfortable with the large amount of pedophiles in our society

censorship is when I chop off ur wiener

call the news, emma™ is going to bed at like 10 pm

just fell asleep

frogging on

Girl r u from Tennessee cause ur a whore

i need a way to talk about wanting to die without people going "omg please dont die"

ask your country if they're mad at you

dont ask what your country can do for you, ask your ex what it'll take for them to give you a second chance

*shoots you* *shoots you* *shoots you* etc etc

tfw you finally convince yourself to order pizza, and then you see there's literally nothing good open

sorry for love bombing you, it's just... you're so cool...

i love you (gay style) (freaky mode)

I was looking something up in the OSRS wiki and ended up on this page. I'm blown away by the commitment to the bit. There are only 4 real toilets in all of Gielinor and half the article is dedicated to implied and alleged toilets. The wiki usually doesn't go off the rails but this is a good one.

probability is real and it hurts you on a daily basis

hey can i borrow one of your redeeming qualities?

broke: early osrs is unintentionally sexist because Recruitment Drive just expects the player character to be male without considering the player experience of women woke: early osrs is based because it forces all men to transition

yay more free uma carats <3 i dont even know what theyre apologizing for but im glad theyre doing it

osrs player who refuses to do the quests that dont pass the bechdel test

Economists should measure the velocity of money used in futa art commissions

i dont fucking care about GDP dawg

are women's rights human rights? we ask The Orb

maybe Emma™ gets to her new relic in 20 mins when the update hits? im 1000 points off 👀

the girls are fightinggg (for their rights)

if i were in black mirror i wouldnt have fucked that pig, just saying

blasphemy

my eyes are virgins

I'm in the desert looking for... Treasure...

"never start a sentence unless you know how you're gonna end it" is just a thinly veiled way to tell me to shut the fuck up forever

they call me the west-china wanker. first of her name.

it'll be victoria's announcement if we let the feminists get their way..,,

im sorry but the profit margins on making you cum are just not quite there

you must be fun at parties (genuine)

emma, sitting on a gold throne, enrobed in jewel-crusted silks after being elected world leader for popularity: fuck. god damn it. shit.

hey can i borrow one of your redeeming qualities?

i wish i didnt have so many redeeming qualities

skinmoding clankercel

I Have Something To Say:

me n the guys were gonna jump our loan shark as revenge for him breaking our knees, but we barely got the idea off the ground in the end

there should be a four hour window between 9am and 10am where you can just fuckin vibe

gonna be a looong game lol

guy who's in the closet for being a clanker