you might ask why smams has a gun and in my mind, when you take levels as a spellcaster he just gets a gun to cast spells with

So true

the dialogue trees in this game are way too complicated. where did i put the strategy guide

ignore that one it was missing something

ignore that one it was missing something

when ya got the whole smams party 2gether

this is what music i imagine plays during smams battles youtu.be/CT14Bk9EdMA?...

OH FUCK!!! it’s a BOSS! get ‘em smams!!!

i am animorphing into a kia sorento. my new pronouns will be honk/honk. thank you all in advance for respecting this ❤️❤️❤️

guy who wanted to use this as an excuse to be horny seeing everyone take this as reference to murder:

just got an add for a concert that included breaking benjamin and i refuse to believe the mid band i listened to in high school still exists

true shitposters only read other skeets to reply to them with better jokes. other than that we just huff our own posts until we are so dizzy we pass out

fuuuuck nothing for lunch sounds good. i wanna eat ramen so bad lmao

laughing too hard work is gonna notice me

smams is going on a big trip! thank god we bought the strategy guide @smams.bsky.social

wondering how my former lunch companion is doing, i named them city face

imagine how different death note would be if instead of heart attacks light was like “my signature will be making people shit themselves to death”

wish i could write like sophie hunter sometimes

it is literally unbelievable how much of a provable loser this man is. no human has ever taken so many Ls and survived. the planet will sigh with relief when his embarrassing ass no longer burdens our collective shoulders with his very presence on earth

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”

BASICALLY EVERY MOMENT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GOING “hmm! wonder what’s going on here!!” i was instead going, “mhm yes just like we found out earlier this is what’s happening yep”

okay; so it’s like if a story had a twist that recontextualizes all your actions but instead you see it up front before you take any actions so you just have the twist context for them and just proceed through the story with that knowledge. it’s not a bad story but it’s spice is reduced

has anyone else ever played a game with a lot of branching story paths and you feel like you somehow stumbled into the one that makes the least sense on your first try somehow

JEAN VICQUEMARE - There's no PR-value in delirium tremens.

why does my steam discovery thing always suck complete ass

commander data, they’ve frenched our fries

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRETT RATNER DIRECTED THE MELANIA MOVIE WHAAAAAT OH MY GOD

hi anyone else ever feel like theres like a thin film between you and reality

@carfuckshulk.top this is why you gotta risk it all on the side bets

the only person more worried about the elder scrolls 6 being good than todd howard is that kid who’s parents named them “dovahkiin”

going to a psychiatrist and just telling them that i got “apocalypse cop” for my disco elysium copotype

just a chill spot in the swamp

bingus with babish

voided short coming in for the clutch at the end

scientists agree two out of three babies are horrible people who lose me money

this was so stressful holy shit

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

Poople Weekly says OUGH!! @unclesheo.bsky.social face reveal will have you saying the same too!

oh this is gonna suck isnt it lol

yo someone nerf these babies amirite

hot take pizza is good (when its hot (hence the temperature of the take (but also spicy is good on pizza)))

every day is pizza day when you’re my wife and keep asking for pizza

always wild that billionaires apparently believe that they magically alchemize money from nothing instead of just leeching it out of everyone’s pockets like this is not how anything works