i'm shocked i haven't seen people talking up the music in expedition 33 listen to this (forewarning it has gameplay footage if you feel that's spoilery) youtu.be/dgL07o4vqDI?...

okay i lied one more because i hadnt heard it before if you saw this get posted and deleted a minute ago its because i forgot to add the link okay youtu.be/qwRJkf11syc?...

okay one more; shit i really like rj lake youtu.be/FGat8cjV0lU?...

guy designing the boss fights in silent hill 2: i know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards

playing that music that makes me more mad at the rich again youtu.be/GKr2Bnf-PbY?...

saw myself at a certain angle in the mirror and became convinced estrogen will make me hot so I need to get back on it this year i think

been thinking about silent hill 2 too much and the phrase “give ‘em the ol’ ‘sunderland slumber party’.” manifested in my head im so sorry

i think this is a good summary for the mood for 2026

im so hungry wtf do i eat for lunch

*seeing something literally everyone knows about already* oh my god. why didn’t anyone tell me about this

i post pictures of my cats regularly enough (not too often i dont want to be annoying) so let’s all take a gander at pickle today instead

anyone: h- american politician: hitler had a right- no, a responsibility - to defend himself actually if you think about it

haha america is so cool and based i love going to work with lungs sore from coughing because i don’t have more sick time

remembering the time i made a canadian acquaintance genuinely upset at me for how bad my pronunciation in french was lol

all my friends are annoyed at me because i set the audio language in expedition 33 to french lol

it’s probably a really good sign that every ad these days starts with “so we know you’re too fucking exhausted to move or think most of the time, but-“

trump: ive begun to blend random americans into a sort of slurry. i dont have a reason for this dems: um heh. wow. look at this bozo. does he think this will lower cost of living? heh rip mr presidentarino you’re owned!

been so busy at work i almost forgot to take a shit on company time!

tired of the us dollar putting my faith in bingusbucks

this is what i wish i looked like

petting a cat is good for you

if i was a streamer id be streaming silent hill 2 right now. but im not so im not

posting is so easy all you do is- uh i mean wow i'm such a posting god because of all the difficult effrot i put in to my skets

i didnt finish expedition 33 yet so idk if i'm allowed to do jokes for it yet

hey guys do you know if we have "time passing" tomorrow

im looking for the gray fox. what can you tell me?

how come you guys don't reskeet the skeets i think are bangers. do you not get my art? i'm the goddamn kojima of posting damn it!! *thinks about any woman in a metal gear game* actually wait not him, uhhhh shit

"stranger things finale was disappointing" who gives a fuck what did you guys think of bigtop burger season 3 finale i love my little guys so much

"h bomber guy" more like "h british guy" amirite. what i mean to say is i haven't seen him use a bomb

im so confused; what did people expect out of stranger things that they thought the finale was so bad it was a fakeout for another episode? also isn't... didn't the sherlock fanbase already do this a few years ago

glad the bomberman hero soundtrack is getting the recognition it deserves because it means that i was right about at least one thing for the last 24 years

new strategy: get the prediction for how positive a baby’s life will be and grab the lowest number you see. then SHORT. THAT. BABYYYY

kyle reese coming back to 2026: oh my god they put anime tits on skynet??

yeah bro i vape *hits the asthma inhaler*

me: yeah ive been hitting the albuterol bong- my doctor: please just… its called a nebulizer. just say that.

“the true essence of the original ‘pocket monsters’ game is horror, though not gamers no longer understand this: imagine if every child had a rat they could order to kill you. that is true terror.” -tajiri satoshi, creator of pokemon

SHUT!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

FUCK EMM - dashare.zone ADMIN

“THAT IS THE STRANGEST BEAST I HAVE EVER SEEN”

couples shirts that say “im fucking dumbass” and “im dumbass”

something that will help you understand me is, i dont know most things

love how the doctor wants to hit me up for cash before they see me

“get a load of this guy!” that’s gross, dude, he probably doesn’t even have enough to go around, jeez

goku: everyone on earth! please! lend me your energy! except harold! harold: ᵃʷʷʷ goku: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

demon: RGRAAHH! WHO SUMMONS BAAK’ED, LORD OF UNDERDEPTHS, SCOURGE O- me: hey man do you have anymore of that good weed baak’ed: OH MY GOD. YOU CANT DO THIS EVERY WEEK. WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THE RITUAL COMPONENTS me: etsy witches baak’ed: FUCKING ETSY WITCHES

*grabbing a cops gun* thanks man I needed a light *i pull the trigger, vaporizing my cigarette*

*climbing into the dumpster behind an applebees* wow the service here is terrible

you can have a little gender if u want. as a treat

me: hey can you just make sure i reincarnate as something low stress? maybe like a rich persons cat guy killing me: uh. i dont think i get to pick that me: wow. you’re doing all the work and you don’t even get to pick. doesn’t that upset you? guy no longer killing me: hey… yeah! what the fuck!