sometimes you just have to Italian sandwich

THERE IS ICE FALLING FROM THE SKY RIGHT NOW YET THE WEATHER APP SAYS IT IS CLOUDY AND PLEASANT

it probably isn't a good sign that our most powerful companies are putting out statements like "we love doing crime and killing people and if you disagree, well fuck you!"

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Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings

we need to take palantir and push it into the sea

nowplaying

good morning mice, rats and cheese enjoyers

i smell a RAT!!!!! [Mouse PI For Hire] www.twitch.tv/gooseisstrange

you think it's cute that Zohran Mamdani was singing "wheels on the bus" to those preschoolers? Look at the direction he's facing. He could have hit them with that bus

the Fanta of the opera

i don't know what anyone is doing, least of all myself

Jarvis, feel the rain on your skin

going to flavor town and doing a land acknowledgment

End of an era

just high fived my friends cat. The single coolest moment a cat and i have shared ever

Normal Future Puppy Gang Hug Them All

Ḫ̵̡̧̛̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮E̷̢̧̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻Y̶̡̧̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻ ̵̢̧C̸̡̧̛̮̣̺̭̰̩Ḫ̷̢̧̛̣̺̭̰I̶̡̧̛̮̣̺̭̰C̵̢̧̛̮̣̺̭A̸̡̧̛̮̣̺̭G̷̢̧̛̮̣̺̭Ơ̶̡̧̮̣̺̭̈Ơ̵̢̧̮̣̺̭ W̷̨̛̤̻̮̩H̶̡̛̤̻̮̩Ą̵̛̤̻̮̩D̸̡̛̤̻̮̩D̷̨̛̤̻̮̩Y̶̡̛̤̻̮̩Ą̵̛̤̻̮̩ ̸S̷̡̛̤̻̮̩Ą̶̛̤̻̮̩E̵̡̛̤̻̮̩Y̸̨̛̤̻̮̩ T̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻Ḫ̷̢̧̡̣̺̭̰̩̤̻E̸̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤ C̵̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩U̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰B̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰E̸̢̧̡̮̣̺̭S̵̢̧̡̮̣̺̭ A̶̢̧̡̮̣̺R̷̢̧̡̮̣E̸̢̧̡̮ G̵̢̧̡O̶̢̧N̷̢N̸̢A̵ W̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮I̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮N̸̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮N̵̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮ T̶O̷D̸A̵E̶ T̷̨H̶E̵Y̸ ̷G̶O̵T̸ ̷T̶H̵E̸ ̷P̶O̵W̸W̷E̶R̵ T̷H̶E̵Y̸ ̷G̶O̵T̸ ̷T̶H̵E̸ ̷S̶P̵A̸E̷E̶D̵ T̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮O̶ ̵B̸E̷ ̶T̵H̸E̷ ̶B̵E̸S̷S̶T̵ ̸T̷E̶E̵M̸ I̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮N̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮ ̵T̸H̷E̶ ̵G̸E̷O̶M̵E̸T̷R̶I̵C̸K̷ ̶L̵E̸A̷G̶U̵E̸ S̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ơ̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̈ S̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟T̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞A̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝M̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩P̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮ Y̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻Ơ̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤Ư̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩R̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩ Ḫ̵̢̧̡̛̣̺̭̰E̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭N̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭D̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺S̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺ C̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠L̷E̸P̵ ̶Y̵O̸U̷R̶ ̵F̸E̷A̶T̵ T̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ḫ̷̢̧̡̛̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠E̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ C̵U̶B̷E̸S̵ A̶R̷E̸ G̵O̶E̷N̸G̵ T̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ơ̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ Ḫ̸̢̧̡̛̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠A̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠V̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠E̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ R̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩I̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮Ḫ̶̢̧̡̛̣̺̭̰̩̤̻G̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤T̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩ A̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰N̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭G̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺L̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺E̵̢̧̡̛̮̣S̶̢̧̡̛̮̣ G̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ơ̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ C̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ư̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠B̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠E̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠S̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ G̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ơ̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠

what's this guy's problem anyway

fair maidens implies unfair maidens

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

lmfaoooooooooooo

me and WHO

there's a lot going on here

[in #HemmorhoidDiscussion] SoreBum72: they're flaring up again PreparationH: same here brother 😒 TheStruggler: i just haven't felt like myself lately. i might rob the gas station just to feel something

The way you've been talking on CNN lately making a post about the 1st Amendment is certainly a choice!

This is actually true, despite the reaction i'm seeing on here. However what the article fails to mention is you need to pack at least 27 pairs of socks. Even for a weekend trip. Just in case.

nice lol

i don't have a strong opinion about Madonna but she has some hits and she has probably the #1 song about fellatio of all time so she's ultimately good

we could just, i don't know, stick with me here. regulate the AI. but i guess your eugenics super-baby thing is cool too

we are going to win

squirrel, so confusing

anyway good morning lol

waking me up from my sleep is a crime PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!!!!!!!

now watching -

I've never had a problen

And on the 8th day, The Lord gooned.

im 2 followers away from the "Cool" number 😎

now playing

Studio Ghibli food looks so good

is it a crime to party?

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im so sweaty man FUCK the sun

'slut era' i whisper as i doordash taco bell and watch The Pitt in the dark alone

i did not consent to see the clash of clans feet pic today

Steve Bannon pissed his pants at the world economic forum lol

phone hot chip bisexual lie

Tanguy DESTABLE 💜