this game would be improved 10 times over if it included Rascal Flatt's hit single "Life is a Highway" and Cake's classic song "The Distance"

shout out to the ladder. like Chappell Roan in her pop-country single "The Giver", it gets the job done. a wonderful tool

there are vaccines in Death stranding? nobody told me this game was woke..

reconnecting america for its 250th birthday www.twitch.tv/gooseisstrange

love a good movie preview. that's right. Let me see what's coming

by age 30 you should be: -applying various ointments -balms -creams -serums -lotions -and have at least 1 prescription you take daily

im almost 60 years late but god damn this was a great movie. That final shootout is going to stick with me for a long time

bisexual obama voice: i love music. and movies too

they announced Until Dawn 2??? yippeeeee

someone should do this to Trump at the Knicks game

now playing!

Muslim Sonic during Ramadan: gotta go fast

pineapple and pizza. a combination as classic as peanut butter and jelly

there’s been a terrible accident down at the blowjob factory

enjoy your downvote, kid

i have to say i was skeptical of a pancake with sesame seeds, cornmeal and cotija cheese but molly baz has done it again

im a real New Yorker. No i wasn't born in New York and no i don't live there and no i havent ever lived there. We exist

good morning, mid afternoon morning

it's over. we're so back

Death Stranding is an absolute bonkers game lol

looking for Mama www.twitch.tv/gooseisstrange

Looking out over Lake Tahoe, 2022

it was all a dream..

pinkpantheress feature got me moving like a cutie pie

this amaarae album has me ready to flip a car

now playing

now watching

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i can't stop thinking about that doodadoodadoodidoodeedoo (HI HO!) song from I Love Boosters

going into a bar and saying "ill have the penne alla vodka". hold the penne

im the sleepiest creature that's ever lived

what is your problem you green freak

the SQUIRMER

won't someone think of me me me me me

Yes

This is the kind of language you'd expect from guys at Normandy. The guys firing down on the Americans

I'm not sure if people are taking creative license or that ass is a gameplay mechanic

why are you, as a man, celebrating the holidays?

Happy pride

is it because all the republicans left

This was fantastic. 2/2 Mr Boots Riley

if they ever add me onto a white house webpage about left wing lunacy i hope they say i smoke louder than trump and he has 0 swag and/or clout. and that i said his nuts are shriveled up and many are saying his penis is the shape of the Hindenburg. and that ill throw a party when he croaks

MOVIES ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!

BJÖRK: I äm a hömosexüal nöw ME: that's nice björk BJÖRK: i häve süch a beäutifül gïrlfrïends ME: im happy for you björk

hairless chewbaccas for han solos with allergies. just a big pink fleshy naked guy strutting around yelling

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