when you lose on Ante 1, round 1 in Balatro

the crazy thing about the Lord of the rings is it's never revealed who the Lord even is. And there's only one ring

don't tempt me with a good time..

it's quiche Sunday

Putting a bumper sticker that says “I bought this before I knew he was a Nazi” on my ford focus

now pppplaying

adults say "partner" instead of girlfriend/boyfriend because they know a mature relationship consists of roping, riding, and tending to the herd

good morning everyone. Sending you this message from a very warm and comfy bed

escaping the school in poppy playtime 3 www.twitch.tv/gooseisstran...

she in woke chatrooms showing pronouns

saw a guy with a MELT ICE jacket on at the vintage fest earlier. Nice

slob on my cob, like corn on the cob, check in with cob, and do yo cob, juicy is my cob, sex is my cob, i don't have to ask i don't have to cob

Wow..

no one: no one at all: that damned gecko: you could save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to GEICO

Pokemon Zaza smoker

fascists

help ive been transported to the 1990s

Seen in Minneapolis this morning

Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me

driving out of the county listening to the new A$ap

soft scrambled eggs

Every story out of Asia is like this. A new glue has been invented to mend bones in 3 hours. A new spray to seal wounds. Then American news is like "300 new types of forever chemicals have been added to Big Macs, which are $20 now"

He's 3 years old. This is what MAHA does to your body

vogos vinted

nobody says good morning these days.. due to fascism..

now playing

good morning FREEZING COLD morning

expedition 33 is so beautiful part 3 (?)

Evil Bob Marley: worry. Everything isn't going to be alright

what lol

bro went gently in to that good night 😂

trout has been trouted

how it feels to have an unclogged sink

David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.

I will vote illegally against Gavin Newsom 1000 times

this is the "opposition party"

Robbing Peter to pay Paul 💯

Would it help if I did the Mean Girls meme and it said "stop trying to make gavin newsom happen"? Would that win any hearts and minds because I will do it

erm Mr President you can't do that. can anyone believe this guy 😂 please donate $5 to my campaign

ive come into a couple pounds of trout so now i need to figure out how to cook up this trucha. im thinking doing half baked and half fish fry style

now playing -

the transition from Charlie Kirk's death -> we are charlie Kirk -> Kirk AI memes -> haha Kirk funny -> lowkirkenuinely is fascinating. Lowkirkenuinely has little to do with either Kirk, the man, nor even Kirk, the idea

the road to hell is paved with AI automation

REMMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM Y OU..

good morning everybody

amoxicillin got my stomach doing backflips