salmon don't care if gen z is trying to cancel cocaine. incredible

the most patriotic man of all time: when i see a bald eagle i start crying and i get hORNY

it turns out my brain is wired perfectly for pinkpantheress to hit like crack

80 is a really young age for a congressperson to die. He still should've had a lot of good years in him. Basically a kid.

what in the corn-fed, cousin-loving, yellowbellied fuck is this

the banks are out of money

i think we're off to a better start on this site today. Seeing all kinds of takes. Keep it up everyone

This should be the last thing we ever have to hear from Brianna Wu - what an insane, transphobic, anti-human, fascistic way of thinking. Disgusting

good morning Earth!!

incredible line

streaming Skate Story. i feel like Tony hawk. if they sent Tony hawk to hell

the existence of manholes implies the existence of womanholes

i wonder if people in the pokemon world say "see ya later, feralligator' and "in a while, totodile"

new jersey gf who says "oh my gawd" and has a revoked driver's license and also kicks your ass

the skeleton's money

6 letters. 1 word. CHUMBA

who the hell is gerry and why does he keep mandering

okay it seems like the site is working again. nobody do anything too abrupt

okay i think i can post this now

cant even do a simple goof or gaffe the way bluesky is running today. devastating

the problem with the band mannequin pussy is you can't just say "i love mannequin pussy!" without first establishing that it is a band youre talking about

quick everyone post personally revealing information, lewd images, and photographs of both sides of your credit cards!!!!!! Now is the time

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god damn it's boring around here today

i can't see news of the "Warsh hearing" without thinking of that one tweet about "warshing me holes"

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Joe Biden 🥵 reacted your message

you can kill a man but you can't kill an idea. unless you use my idea killing bullets that i invented in my lab

getting trench foot in a patriotic and non-gay way

Gen z is trying to cancel cocaine

Breaking: Empire Defeats Self In Incredibly Stupid Series of Own Goals

(any minor inconvenience happens) im going cuckoo loco. im joker

life is like a choose your own adventure. make the wrong choice and you die. also you die at the end anyway but sometimes you die earlier. choose wisely

The most expensive military in the world is about to get one-shotted by the flu

a car horn blares outside from an alley. the rain falls. a grizzled rat paces back and forth in a dimly lit downtown office muttering to himself "the thing about being a mouse detective.. is sometimes you gotta fuck the cheese..." he seeks absolution in a warm glass of whiskey.

good morning sleepy tuesday morning

Alan Dershowitz has officially left the Left 🥀😢

happy 420

420 Skate Story stream www.twitch.tv/gooseisstrange

don't smile because it's over. cry because it happened

asking "are u mad at me?" 5 seconds after meeting someone the first time

The Last of Us but all the infected are full of pistachio and kunaffa

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

i wonder if Björk has ever been to waffle house

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Spinderman and his nemesis. The green ghoul

thinking about ways of integrating Scholar's Cannabis into the Blockchain

Tim Apple has fallen