okay

this one is called goose horse

once you turn 30 you gotta start doing crosswords or your brain leaks out your ears

now playingg

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!

crack smoking sonic: gotta smoke crack

Mario. and his brother, Lugi

"time really flies doesn't it" - a guy who does nothing

now that some time has passed, i can give my 2 cents on the dog boob discourse: they weren't even big boobs

im amped up

you probably should have locked that guy up huh

please stop declaring blood feuds in my replies

"what do you expect democrats to do" idk start throwing punches? figure it out

can't believe it's been 5 years since the Hog Rebellion

if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert

good morning neck pain morning 😩

there was a "Keep Calm and Carry On" picture framed up on Epstein's island. idk what to do with this information but i don't like it

hey man don't ever use chatgpt to write a message to me ever again

Hello my name is Julio Ricardo Goebbels-Hitler. my family in Venezuela had their lives destroyed when Chavez shut down our baby murder factory. my people yearn for freedom

they should let Maduro box Trump

you're telling me a stir this fried?

making decisions through a democratic process... with an iron fist.,.,

the European: hmmmmmn. Yes . It is quite a shame what happened to those Venezuelans. Nevertheless, that sort of thing could never happen to *us* the American: we are going to take your land. we are coming for it. We're serious as hell about this. We are going to seize your land for mcdonalds

𝒾 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝐵𝓁𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓀𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓈 𝓈𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝓋𝒾𝑒𝓇

studying the sandwich tomes

the kids are saying the international rules based order is 'chopped and unc'

the UN is washed

cell phone plans should be free

6-7 has died

having to wake up at a reasonable time is CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

with enough determination and grit you CAN crack your phone screen even if you have a screen protector and case. never give up

gonna level with you, sam i am, it isn't the green eggs i'm suspicious of, it's your motives

If I was ever attacked by an alien in “alien” I’d simply close my mouth and not be infected with an egg. Seems pretty simple tbh.

yippeeeee

buildin Lego

when everything's bad music is still good

what's he going to do, kidnap the leader of Denmark? ... actually yeah he could do that

guy in the gym today was doing handstands on 4 sets of dumbbells stacked on top of each other. Two thoughts on this: 1. impressive 2. are you trying to break your neck? that's how you break your neck

solving the global energy crisis by putting something in the microwave for an infinite amount of time

gluten free ass

a movie about a rat that does cocaine and makes charli xcx dance. Bratatouille

“popular with friends” oh im sure

Imagine if john lennon was on bluesky and got canceled for saying "imagine if there was no heaven" and somebody said "it's ok to be a christian leftist @johnnylennon.bsky.social"

if the devil's in the details then god is in the gap in your teeth

good morning world

tried fighting God considering everything that's been going on. why TF does she have a million hit points