saw a guy with an upturned moustache working Trader Joe today. I think we might be living in a reactionary period folks

were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"

hey

It’s actually not a dog eat dog world. We’re still trying to figure out why they’re doing that

Blood fire death at the pump

Q: what’s the worst part about moving a boat over a mountain A: having to tell your dad you’re Fitzcarraldo

oh, youre plural? name two or more things

what's wrong babe? your leitmotif is in a minor key today

friends, romans, countrymen… happy out of touch thursday

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Could annihilation occur to matter, this were the thing to do it.

John Woo >>> Douglas Sirk

I guess anyone can be a terrorist, if you think about it.

Official movie promo Godzilla art I love that doesn't even vaguely resemble Godzilla.

all of me by john legend. love story by taylor swift. come together by the beatles. your beautiful james blunt. firework katy perry. sex on fire. beverly hills. wonderwall. born this way

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

my mother played japanese harsh noise for me while i was in the womb

i want to fuck your third eye

fingerfucking the entry wounds

actually the weirdest food in Minnesota is tator tot hot dish, which for some reason everyone here insists is actually good

Humph! in my poor, insignificant opinion, I regard this as queer.

had to get some essentials & toiletries & bill autocharges overdrafted me... 🙃would really appreciate some help getting my account out of the negative before I get hit with fees 🖤 ko-fi.com/mommyswomb ca/vm: mommywiseau

demonic femboys

Fresh Loaf

I have a job lined up but don't start in earnest until the 27th & would appreciate some help catching up on the $200 in bills I'm behind on 😅

They should invent a career you feel good about

hey

I was right to say this

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$50/300 ;_;

we ain't X rated for nothin', baby! ...oh, what's that? it's just an erect penis in one shot? huh. I thought there was more. fuck. we're gonna lose so much money if it's rated X. the chains aren't gonna run it. shit. just cut that shot. maybe some of the cum as well. how much is too much cum for R

syndicate wars, screenshots, dos (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/551/syn...

celebrity piggy

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who want to buy these beautiful zines. look at these fuckers. if you don't have them you can spend money and I'll mail them to you if you're unfortunate enough to live in the United States of America

u want this book. im telling u u want this book... , sickening, sad, simmering, sexy, with a squishy bittersweet center. great stuff here. u want to give her a bunch of money. and why shouldnt u