there’s some sort of respect women juice drought going on

mods free my wife

i'm not good at posting but i am this

sorry it’s funnier if you’re thinking “god she’s so bad at posting but she’s so HOT but GOD SHES SO BAD AT POSTING”

[in a mirror] you goat girl

gently headbutts you with my little horns for attention bleats softly at you

heyyy queen I saw your skeet about how italians are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am italian, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. "one of the good ones" as some may say. btw I never even noticed how spicy your meatballs are till now but they're awesome

if i reply to the same post 8 times in rapid succession its fine it just means the cold brew hit the veins right when someone else said “slipknot” on the timeline its ok no need to call animal control pls

Slipknot voice cycle socal

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thinking about the trans girl i know who used to be afraid of injections so she would draw her estrogen up into a syringe and then squirt it out into a glass of chocolate milk and take it that way

well that wasn't very "Soft Mommy Domme Tucks You Into Bed || F4F || BINAURAL || ASMR" of you

Brother this pornographic fanart fails to capture the spirit of the character

im gonna puke from laughing

wow i was just at the store and i can’t believe some of the products they’re putting on the shelf for these fucking lazy people who can’t be bothered to mix their own pee and nut butter

[with conviction] it’s going to happen today

apropos of nothing it’s really cute and funny when we accuse each other of being insecure on bluesky. dude yeah of course i am if i didn’t have the gaping maw inside i’d be off doing something other than posting, you would be too, that’s our starting points. find some other shit to talk about.

the week after we of course reviewed two different boxes of mike and ike’s for 20 combined flavors i had to sample and so i annihilated my jaw. here’s me in the aftermath, shortly joined by one of Diet Coke’s beloved characters, A Beatle

[looking at a straight couple] which of you is being bitten to death by a snake and which of you is being crushed to death by a boulder

apropos of nothing it’s really cute and funny when we accuse each other of being insecure on bluesky. dude yeah of course i am if i didn’t have the gaping maw inside i’d be off doing something other than posting, you would be too, that’s our starting points. find some other shit to talk about.

🎵 wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy (56 years old and in prison)

metalica the band the series

listen i know tron ares sucked but i still kinda want to watch it. it’s been sitting on my plex for months

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Emilius Duckberry

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a mutual saying “i wish nine inch nails would perform [song, specific arrangement]” and being able to immediately find and shoot over a clip of exactly that feels like some kind of fulfillment of my divine purpose. i’ve been doing all this for a reason it turns out

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DAWG LEG LIFTS AINT FUCKING AROUND

tranny jackass gotta happen i’ve advanced so much since this

whatever it is you are there is always the option to be fucking normal about it and i don’t even always take that option but it’s important to remember it’s always on the table

ewwww!!! why are you talking to me about that?!!! sex is fucking disgusting!!

casts spell of turn clavicular into a little fat girl

anyway sorry i’ve been at work what have yall been up to? everyone having a good time? let’s keep it going everyone i love to hang out with my friends online :) wow the vibes in here are awesome you guys must be partying hard

miserable day at work i fit in about 2.5 days of work into a single day and what did my bosses do? bicker. fucking bicker and moan and buck pass all fucking day

what if i made a project of turning a variety of synth sounds pulled from nine inch nails multitracks into ringtone files and then set them to all my various apps and contacts so that my girlfriend could text me and that sound from Vessel would happen

the worst people on the planet have hello kitty avatars and @s like yummycrumbly but DETESTABLEPERVERT666 would probably pull me out of a burning building

this fucking team is bonkers man. flounder flounder flounder SWEEP THE DIVISION LEADERS AND NOW WE ON TOP

I DIDNT GET A CHANCE TO EVEN CHECK THE SCORE OH MY GOD DUDE ARE U KIDDING

sorry i never leave pictures of my genitals up it’s just that whenever they get likes they show up in my notifications and those don’t have adult content filters. sorry for apologizing for taking down pictures of my genitals that’s not really necessary i know i have a weird relationship with online

if god wanted your domain to send email your spf record would have grown in naturally by now, please just make a fucking gmail like everyone else and leave me out of it

hi my name is ruiner and i hate dns so much

lmao

a mutual saying “i wish nine inch nails would perform [song, specific arrangement]” and being able to immediately find and shoot over a clip of exactly that feels like some kind of fulfillment of my divine purpose. i’ve been doing all this for a reason it turns out

hater opinion alert but i always skip Something I Can Never Have on the live comps i have that song bores me to tears 9 times out of 10