trying to think of some cool valor i could steal

i meet so many people who are prone to overzealous generalizing these days. it seems like it’s a problem with like every zoomer i meet. all the gen xers. boomers too. all men. straight women too. they just can’t get enough of it. probably some kind of character flaw.

THE SEATTLE MARINERS

muñoz i swear to god

it's so shameful that professional men posting under their real names will just come on here and saw "yeah, we knew that guy was a predator" and no one did anything about it

“i was a prosecutor, i represented victims. i have a wife, she hates me. do i sound like a guy capable of harming women?”

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE MY MARINERS

post that changed my lexicon forever

randy 🥰🥰🥰🥰

nvm i hate baseball again

HOUSTON OUT OF CHALLENGES IN THE 2ND

leo rivas you can cum inside me if you want

emerson hancock do not fuck this up for me

oh my fucking god this inning

i’m listening to nine inch nails with the game on my phone at the gym, the mariners are pantsing the astros pitching in the 1st and i’m the happiest i’ve been in weeks

my girlfriend pointed out a spot where she thinks my greys are coming in and i can’t stop staring at it and i can’t tell if i want it to be real or not

you guys ever hear of the band nine inch nails

i made the mistake of signing up for the chipotle app with the name lilith kills so i have to tear the label off my bag every time i get lunch at work

that’s it, 50 more years of no world series

i wish i could Actually talk about lesbianism on here but people would get scared and angry

btw this is ur most Correct take ever and I have screamed it many a time back on the hellsite. people spend 3 years learning how 5e works and then when someone says "let's play a different game" they mentally go "I am NOT spending another 3 years learning new rules". 5e is a cancer on the hobby.

sorry i’ve accepted a lot of mediocrity in my life & paid the price for it so i do my level fucking best not to put up with it anymore. idk. excuses only get u so far

dungeons and dragons rots your brain its rotting the culture. it’s crazy to me how many people are like “harry potter? read another book, loser! mcu? slop! but i consider dungeons and dragons fifth edition synonymous with ttrpgs and i will scream if you suggest i read something else”

we gotta do something about “chaos goblin” if the most interesting thing that’s happened to you was the time the fighter in your 5e party interrupted the BBEG’s speech with a Big Epic Attack and how funny that was we should hold you down and make you watch Cronenberg until you’re better

Writer. Reader. JRPGs. Collector. Elder Emo. Breakfast. Star Wars. Photographer. Magick. Anime. TCGs. Pokémon. Metal. ADHD. Cozy games. Chaos goblin. I’d switch for Gojo. 🤙🏻

if theres twenty things you should know about me, one of them is Star Wars

you can take the fucking lathe out of my cold dead hands

i’m grumpy because yesterdays new exercises for physical therapy are making my muscle aches

jizzersize

they should make a me that’s allowed to go to sleep for 5-8 more hours

remembered a good tweet

queef of the damned

it’s 2026 and we live in hell so the girl is gonna have to come out with a statement that’s like “what you saw is a context-free clip of a private conversation between me and my boyfriend, who i love. please respect our privacy & listen to my podcast, What the Eff Am I Talking About, on the iheartr—

so many dudes fumbling baddies ‘cause they don’t know how to shut the fuck up

Here's the HD version

one day we’re going to wake up and we’re all going to suddenly remember that time a guy was screaming about how his time machine finally worked and then killed the “you’re fired” guy from that bad reality show and nobody was really sure why but nobody seemed to be that upset about it either

YOU!!! DID YOU TELL ME I SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!??! i just did and it was INSANE and im trying to figure out who i heard about it from

yea my email is [email protected] and the reason i get out of bed is to make phone customer support representatives miserable

i guess you are, dipshit

hey you smell like someone who regularly refers to the singers of your favorite bands by their first names despite never having a personal relationship with them (complimentary) it’s ok, i think trent, gerard, and/or chester would understand. can i buy your next round of. um. monster energy drink

five finger fillet is way easier once you've messed up five times real bad

Closeted people who try to discipline Out people for not being 'inclusive' enough—that is, talking about the life you live, which is the life they don't—have already lost to themselves and feel entitled to beat *somebody* on the question of who they really are.

hey i just showed this post to the group chat for the pretty girls who are secretly out to get you and yeah, we’re gonna rake you over the coals for this one. you’re gonna wish you were never born.

i love to spend 2.89 on lunch

I LOVE HURTING WOMEN

she was so real for this

these terms are anything but mid!