new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

i used to have this thing going with a former friend of mine where she insisted over and over that “chode” was a term referring to the area between your genitals and your asshole and not, as i understand it, a short fat penis

take goo

i think it would be very funny if after 3 different conclusive ends to evangelion the actual end of evangelion is this new series getting canceled halfway through its run

i’ve trained this computer on lots of descriptions of how huge and cool my dick is do that anytime it sees my cock it can effectively and correctly show reverence for it. i call it a long penis language model. [heckler] MORE LIKE SHORT BUT IMPRESSIVELY GIRTHY LANGUAGE MODEL no questions at this ti

ah, i see. point well made. i will take some time to consider this in my softest shorts and a satin top while i retire to my bedroom for you see i am become so sleepy

that’s such an interesting argument you’re making. did you consider how sleepy i am

i’m sleepy

this is fuckint crazy I can’t believe this is real

me (posting on the neopets role playing forum): it’s actually funny how this has become such an unserious space for neopians. it’s losing neopoints, will never be relevant, and is seen as a joke among the neopets battledome forum

sometimes there’s no good options

sometimes there’s no good options

[tim rogers voice] id let her kill me

many are saying: woims

btw. youtu.be/wVhQcWAoVSM?...

Puppy play, but instead of breaking out the leashes and muzzles I just make you pose for Instagram photos while wearing a really stupid hat.

walks up to you at a party and asks you why you don’t like me. i repeat myself 4 times to be heard over the music and to break through your disbelief at th question. when you tell me that you don’t dislike me and you’re not sure why i think that, i drop to one knee and pull a ring from my pocket

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New Bimbo Mentality! This was a really, really fun one about a very cool topic.

TWEAKED MY KNEE DOING SQUATS SEND ANTON CHIGURH WITH THE CAPTIVE BOLT GUN

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walks up to you at a party and asks you why you don’t like me. i repeat myself 4 times to be heard over the music and to break through your disbelief at th question. when you tell me that you don’t dislike me and you’re not sure why i think that, i drop to one knee and pull a ring from my pocket

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New today! The Bimbos are joined by Maddie, a certified machinist, welder, and blacksmith, to learn all about metalworking, the painstaking process behind making a kitchen knife... and this cool thing that Lilith is holding. Links in the pinned!

So I kind of figured it’d be amazing to watch but man this really is different. She’s so relaxed. She’s visibly having so much fun. She’s not fighting for a medal here. She’s just playing her favorite game

The loot I drop when I’m defeated by a butch

The absolute range of Canadian gentility on display

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

ha ha ha did you just swallow that? that came out of my dick you moron. smooth move fatso

wow i was just at the store and i can’t believe some of the products they’re putting on the shelf for these fucking lazy people who can’t be bothered to mix their own pee and nut butter

all conservatives are Spud. nerds who think they're jocks. losers, the whole lot of them

Excuse me, m'lady. Might you take a moment to help a lady in distress?

These two tweets about wrestling scenes in movies by a wrestler are phenomenal.

this unloaded several magazines worth of bullets into me

i love my friend trent reznov he tells me about his problems and im like man it just feels good to talk to someone who gets it

my least favorite genre of youtube video that i’ve watched a thousand times is where someone explains an evil kind of video on a different app and then the rest of the video is them showing clips from the evil video and then going “this is bad”

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

a fun bit i happened upon last night while watching Mickey 17 is when a bad guy dies in a movie is to do your best impression of the guy who yells “CHARLIE” in that one really cool video

filed my taxes and im grumpy about it. i was told that the cost of everything being shitty and on fire all the fucking time was that i’d have a little more walking around money and these clown fucks couldn’t even nail that down

i have worked out my way out of a hank hill ass. i still have work to do but there’s a shape there that just wasn’t there before :’)

i see where you stand on issues that are important to trans people. interesting.

ok but im so cute

finding a conditioner you like at grocery outlet is such a curse, they made 50,000 bottles and nobody bought them and the company that made them went out of business so enjoy the period from a few months to s couple weeks where you can find it on the dingiest shelves you’ve ever seen

There should be a social media site where people can share their idea for a Blade movie and there is a single button other people can use to respond and it auto types “that’s so fucking sick man”

my usual saturday night date has other obligations tn which means i’ve got an uncharacteristically quiet weekend in front of me. kinda into it