i learned how to flirt from the Fable video games so if ever come up on you at a party and start dancing and flexing my arms and farting at you for like 7 minutes straight please understand it’s because i’m trying to fuck

booting up my 360 for the first time in like 10 years and seeing where my self conception was at back then

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

all of this to say that i have written something and it’s fucking flames! i just finished the second draft and it feels close to complete, if you’re interested let me know

i tried. i gave up.

mitch mconnell coming back to congress looking extremely youthful and healthy with a suspiciously lindsey graham shaped belly

when ur at the food carts nobody can tell when your bomb collar is about to go off

LINDSEY GRAHAM DIDNT KILL HIMSELF

Change in Headline

correct response tbh

all of this to say that i have written something and it’s fucking flames! i just finished the second draft and it feels close to complete, if you’re interested let me know

protip if you upload a pdf to google drive it will auto generate a summary for you which if you're uploading an original work of fiction you've recently poured your guts into will feel like a clutch of spider eggs have hatched from your computer screen

>it’s important to talk about the dynamics foster abuse especially when they exist along lines of marginalization >a community that rips itself apart with discourse fights every time an abuser is outed encourages victims to stay silent to keep the peace two (shitty) things can be true

FINALLY KATIE DOES SOMETHING COOL

Yeah thats fair

there's a reason my vpn is permanently on but its split tunnelled to only apply to my secondary browser and my torrenting program and i also have dns over https. people really do not need a vpn for everyday stuff but companies love selling people shit they dont need

free vpns are so fucking bad dude i need you to know this i need you to put that down my friend

what if jessica alba made music instead and she put out a cd called Jessica’s Album

not a lot of porn sites making content for trees

mommy daughter fauxcest when ur both legally adults

did you guys hear mitch mcconnell shit himself so bad when he died that they had to replace the flooring

you think you’re too fucking good to have intense snd unresolvable feelings for another person for a handful of weeks and then have it fizzle out? you’re too fucking precious to dance on the razors edge of fate? excellent, enjoy the pasta salad at olive garden you dickhead

there are so many kinds of situations katie, a car crash is a situation, a job interview is a situation, a big burrito is a situation, unplanned femboy pregnancy……

tonight i ate really good food and watched a reallly good movie and beat the stuffing out of my girlfriend so yeah i had a good night

let’s go dawg

@deathcarpets.sisc.one hey do you want to be confused

where would you even find nine by nine inch draculas (also known as a Reznor) rocking with 9/11

lilith falin gets reposted every year on my birthday i love her so much

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[me praying] please satan kill everyone who has ever been rude or annoying to me and then give me a cool sword and give my cat power armor

🎉rue the day🎉

my job exposes me to a lot of people who have value systems that i would call diametrically opposed to my own. living in a massive ugly house in the middle of nowhere with no comfortable furniture and no art on the walls alone. okay man. what if something good was going on here.

THIS WOULD BE MY BUSIEST DAY OF THE WORK WEEK

metoo died and instead we get the feminism that scolded sabrina carpenter for her album cover

GUYS SHES CISGENDER

they fuckign suspended britt

no good gravy goes unpunished

Inspired by this, I made a dodecathedral

if you went back in time and gave l ron hubbard midjourney a whole lot of bad stuff could’ve been avoided imo

🎉rue the day🎉

HOLY FUCK

that's bimbo mentality baby

if you arent listening to podcasts made by transgender women while youre on the clock then you arent stealing enough time from your boss

AND THIS IS OUR HOUSE OF SNAX