any oomfs going to magfest? figured id ask with it coming up soon

king midas golden shower

bunnies with upright ears are so funny to me like they get shocked by something and their ears go !!

little sister who's always exasperatedly whispering her big sister's name and "please.." and "s-sis,," in the small moments she gets to catch her breath during her endurance make out sessions with her big sis, who equally exasperatedly replies stuff like "mhm?" and "shh.."

did you know that you are always one (1) locking the fuck in away from greatness. still nowhere close to my actual PB but those were set a decade ago.

its not MY fault that i feel so unlovable that the idea of someone wanting me so badly to the point of wanting to kidnap me and keep me all to themselves isn't at least a little bit romantic

a trojan horse is a type of matryoshka doll

im eternally grateful for that one infamous deviant art commissioner of fetish art, wonderbreadfet

i think imagine dragons should make a christmas song because i hate retail workers IM WAKING UP TO SANTA CLAUS

seeing how some people seem to have reacted to unbeatable's story reveals a split ive noticed here and there some don't try to feel a story with their heart. they blindly touch the shape and try to draw it in their mind. they miss the color, the context. of course it feels incomplete

*six seven voice* Civ VII

im glad unbeatable gives you infinite hp for the finale because it was pretty hard to see the notes with how much i was crying what a fucking game. get it immediately. even if you dont like rhythm games. my eyes hurt.

time to walk 20 steps total to the fridge and back oh whoops, my legs decided that being fully functional is overrated and now you im stuck scrambling for something to hold on to while some semblance of strength returns to finish the trip im not disabled though that would be stolen valor

buy this lesboge for less than the price of an iced oat milk latte and learn about the profound influence this game has secretly had on all those niche english yurinet oomfies you keep seeing around

this candy corn i still have from months ago is labelled as 'artificially flavored' and i gotta be honest if you needed to be told that candy corn is not a natural existence and is in fact the affront to all that is good and proper in the world which it actually is, then its over for you

thinking about how vampires and rabbits are both known for their prominent teeth and the potential overlaps that may come from this

🎷🦭🎶

You have to get into trauma-driven demographics to start getting comparable numbers like, no shit "half the unhoused I know are disabled" that goes hand in hand anyway disability rights ARE trans rights ARE human rights, and all are non-negotiable for me

maybe the reason i enjoy time travel in fiction so much is because of how often its a horror story about memory, of being stuck in obsessive mapping out of what was and what could be, and how it consumes those who engage in it to the point of self destruction i dont need a time machine for it

and as we all know, making placeholder VO is impossible. like, literally only the gilded artistic elite in their ivory tower have a lifetime of accumulated experience using their voice to communicate ideas, often in the context of a conversation. like what is a dev supposed to do, use their voice???

rabbits are truly a perfect creation, but reality abhors perfection, and so to limit the rabbit it was given All the anxiety of the world

SPIN SPIN SPIN ATTACK EVERYTHING IN A CIRCLE RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE THERE CAN ONLY BE PEACE WHEN THE THREATS ARE GONE AND THE THREATS ARE ONLY GONE WHEN YOU ARE ALL THAT REMAINS 🐇💢⚔️🌀

human-chaser elf doctor fantasy medfet save me

a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it

If glasses girls have a million fans, I'm one of them If glasses girls have 5 fans, I'm one of them If glasses girls have 1 fan, that one is me If glasses girls have no fans, I'm dead If the world is against glasses girls, I'm against the entire world Till my last breath, I'll love glasses girls

if you think about it, the ocean retreating before a tsunami hits is actually just a real life telegraph for a devastating one shot mechanic

PSA basic clicker training: provide reward (eg, praise, or some other desired and quick action) with a click repeatedly reinforce the connection between click and reward eventually randomize when the reward is given (but always give the click) phase out the reward entirely

hsr 3.8 was a patch. im doing okay. im doing great.

that fucking firefly cg that hurt that really, really, really fucking hurt

the dialogue between dahlia and black swan in this patch is so absurdly flirtatious in the sense of 'these two women want to kill AND fuck each other so badly and it isn't clear which of those two is the means and which of those two is the desired outcome' and i think i hauve covid

thank you hsr for getting christina vee to voice a line that begins with 'please, let me touch you a little bit' i just got obliterated

These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.

GAME OF THE MILLENNIUM

an eldritch monstrosity, capable of defying its vitreous vessel's ostensible innate fragility in order to bypass any barrier within its domain. tremble in its presence, ye mighty, and despair!

when i was a kid, growing up with UK houses with brick walls, the idea of the kool aid man bursting through the wall was terrifying to me. this being, construct of glass, yet bane of brick. now that i realize american homes are made of thoughts and prayers his violent entry is far more plausible

combat* doll** *the endless struggle to exist in a world that is fundamentally and existentially hostile **awawa

ive been thinking about classic RTS games and i think theres a real space in the market for a single player oriented player power fantasy RTS game. just genuinely unbalancable factions that have absurd and extremely fun gimmicks

dj sharpnel is so fucking good, like those two are just doing jcore bootlegs of anime shit but its down to an absolute artform. somehow i always forget how much their music goes ridiculously hard

i have had this talk independently with a few different ppl before about how the brodude 00s/10s culture had these moments of gleaning authentic charm and affirmation that were buried in the vulgarity and insincerity that outshine everything corporate fake woke could ever do

once saw the same guy twice a few months apart and in the meantime he'd lost his job, and unfortunately that meant the cheese unionized and occupied the building

yeah, give limbus company a second try and i got to 1-2 before i just closed the game from the mixture of total character overload and the overwhelming deluge of awful tutorials. im actually fascinated in a way, this is a beautiful case study in how to NOT make a game

declaring a thumb war without a valid casus belli and suddenly im being denounced by the horrified onlookers for my overly bellicose behavior

i cant believe how transmedicalist the romans were for calling all the trans celts who lived on the italian peninsula cisalpine 😭