i love women so much its unreal

im in the house like carpet

We're Just Going To Market Basket, Why Do You Need To Bring A Gun, Bro? Is There Something Wrong With You? What's Gonna Happen?

there's a joke somewhere in how i always forget about Memorial Day every year

kit

free cotton candy!!!!!

old people love going to the grocery store parking lot and walking around in circles as their afternoon exercise

i love women so much its unreal

#LicensePlateSpotted PEEPERS

#LicensePlateSpotted BITS

#LicensePlateSpotted GERBERT

im in the house like carpet

the state of twitter ads:

#avemujica 💧

Really wanted to lean in with the harlequin vibe of Pomni. Also landsknecht Pomni?

園芸部さん🐰🥕🍉

i love women so much its unreal

im in the house like carpet

the twitter For You page is trying to hypnotize me into moving to Massachusetts. there was a third post that was just pictures of Somerville, and another of Tewksbury. it's shown me the Worcester skyline. i see bluechecks talking about their past lives in Amherst & Northampton. whats goin on here...

MOTHERFUCKER WHY DOES EVERYTHING COOL OR FUN HAPPEN WHILE IM STUCK AT WORK I HATE THIS JOB

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oh, what? am I the bad guy? just because of how I betrayed you, you'd cast me as the traitor? [tries to drape over the nearby throne forgetting I dramatically meandered a small distance away] [falls directly into the firepl

I don't want to play a "platformer." The only platforming I care about is platforming women's voices.

i love women so much its unreal

why hasnt any Fallout game featured a bow and arrow

oh wow, people arent just buying these Wrap City chips because theyre local, theyre fuckin incredible. a little pricey, but the BBQ flavor is genuinely rich

cheese pull

Chico in that cute outfit

they should replace doing laundry, going to the grocery store for your mom, and giving your old friend you dont really hang out with anymore a ride home from work, all in the span of four hours, with swag

leave it to marnie

Hathaway Noa:

are movie trailers ever going to stop doing that Pop Song From the 80s/90s But With Epic Drums bushit

AMC Theaters in Methuen, Massachusetts. very big...

is there anything more frustrating than installing an AC into a second floor window while the blinds fall apart and then repairing said blinds with a 12 pack of 7-up you had to empty out onto the floor

just invented a new kind of boner. it goes in instead of out