hold on

forums are still good

i bet getting screwed and chopped feels amazing

do it

electric cars aren't real. they come around and put gas in while you're not looking. tooth fairy situation

U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables https://theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-media-ban-of-everyone-except-old-men-who-grow-big-vegetables/

goddamn it craig

for @serious-eats.bsky.social, I wrote the definitive piece on keeping roasted coffee fresh. the answer is probably not what you want it be www.seriouseats.com/best-way-to-...

look at our new chicken. i am never getting any eggs out of this flock am i

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

sir,

it's true that AI is wrong and looks like shit, but personally the most repellent part of it is that the people who use it of their own accord are doing it because they believe what rich people say and do what rich people tell them to do

wait!

ever since i saw the movie i wanted a crow. found one at a yard sale today for $3. never give up on your dreams

doesn't lay eggs always mad wakes up too early screams often. relatable

have a good one

butt crap

today, @nataliedee.bsky.social and I reveal our theory that connects gut flora with extraterrestrial life. listen at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity

today vermont legalized all of the cars from Richard Scarry's Busytown and i saw a porcupine drive by my house in a cantaloupe with wheels

working on my slops. bacterial bucket, fungal jug

my job?

sorry

I’m like a gooner but about reading books,

there are down sides to growing up in cincinnati but one thing is that if it happens to you, later in your life if you do anything wrong you can say "i'm really sorry i grew up in cincinnati" and it almost always gets you off the hook

i drew @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social hope you like it

This one of my Dad’s ended up on a bootleg breaks sample pack in the UK. I wish more people used it! youtu.be/0c-SiPpZSO0?...

it's called the "Amen" break because we're all praying you download another drum loop

just because???

maybe don't keep saying they have faults? that's super stressful. so much for peace and kindness now of days

he's a centrist

a little about me:

just discovered my stove has no limit on temperature. i set it to 135,000 °F the metal racks inside have melted my wall is glowing. it's still getting hotter a pipe has burst and the steam rises into the trees above, vaporizing before the drops even land. a wasp lays eggs under my deck unaware

Appalachian summer 🐛

i made a shirt of this one dashare.zone/en-usd/produ...

do you?

made a new friend at the river

I think it's cool to have a trillionaire because if we ever really need money it's all in one place, and the only thing in the way of it is one douchebag everyone hates

thanks

thanks!

Bluesky should add a feature where you can manually set an affinity level for other users that they can see. I call it The Feelings Hurter.

sharpen those guillotines, folks

fun fact

THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES!!! SHIRT AVALABLE AT dashare.zone ALONG WITH TANK TOP'S, HOODYS ETC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

this is worth a read, and if you like it, join merritt's patreon. it's full of things this good or better

why don't they like him :(

trying to get the hostage taker to demand pizza but he just wants to let us go :(

how

there's no way for me to tell you that i'm the new gravedigger in a small new england town without you thinking that it's a bit. but i'm the new gravedigger here

when i was a kid everyone hated me and i didn't know why. now i'm an adult everyone loves me and i still don't know what i did to deserve it