read the alt text on this but also tell me if those haircuts are real because i can't get the haircut where they only leave the hair on top of your head

found some wild turkeys just now

the smiths broke up because they were too hard to google and knew this would make it hard to ever get popular

the most popular movie reviews i ever wrote were in 2022, for avatar 2 and avatar 3, after they were announced but had no further details

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fuck off CJ

Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.

when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me

chicken FPS (first person squawker)

when the light bulb was invented, they had to go around and force everyone to use it. that's how you know AI is going to be successful too

americans face a difficult choice: do you support the evil maniacs destroying the country or do you support the genteel maniacs who watch the destruction and say "i think that's illegal to do actually" to the newspaper?

should i buy this gun?

it may look like these chickens respect me, because i've trained them to expect my arrival by talking nice to them and then giving them snacks, but they don't "lay eggs" level respect me

please sit down. what are you doing. sit. please

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Sending a carefully written email and then immediately going to the Sent folder to read it "from their perspective"

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in 5th grade my friend scott used Logo Writer to write a story about a guy going into public bathrooms and eating all the "terds" and it made me and everyone in my class lose their mind laughing and that was when i realized you could write whatever you wanted & you didn't even have to spell it right

if carl jung was writing these days he would probably go by Yung Carl. also imagine if he just invented "introvert" in 2025 it would go insane

#ヤギ

if you put an AI Surveillance Camera in my town I'm cutting it down with a battery powered angle grinder. the Milwaukee M18 FUEL system gives me the power i need to remove cop slop from my community futurism.com/future-socie...

fermented food is good for your health. if you have the time, always let a much smaller guy eat your food first, before you eat it

I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds

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don't worry!

accidentally bought psilocybin husk instead of psyllium husk. don't make the same mistake as me although it still makes you shit a lot if you mix five grams a day into a protein shake

me: I would like a small jar of weed that smells like candy but when you vape it there is a note of hot dog on the exhale. GreenBoyz420growCo: All of our weed does this. you are in luck hot dog breath

hell yeah

any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again

I will go to heaven unless god has seen certain sins. Best of luck to The Dead 18.

perfect snowshoe day today

aliens fly their ships low over our cities at night and tell each other "i remember when this all used to be woods"

you can trick your chickens into laying more eggs if you put fake eggs in their nesting box. imagine if something similar worked on humans. like if you saw a photo or video of people having sex and your brain thought "huh, maybe that's me having sex, i think i am actually"

posting isn't real

in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail

Okay, so AI rips off artists without compensation or permission and uses absurd new amounts of energy when we already use so much it threatens climate catastrophe, and the results are full of errors and misinfo because it’s just fancy probabilistic autocomplete, but is it profitable? Absolutely not.

fresh work. hasnt even been scanned yet

the reason you can tell "Artificial Intelligence" is fraudulent is that if you tried to tell an average adult that you believed a statistical average of reddit posts and pirated books from libgen could combine to make a brain, they would laugh at you

An Advent calendar where every day is another photo of someone famous laughing with Jeffrey Epstein.

one more time for the cheap seats: The Atlantic is easily the worst magazine in America. stop trolling yourselves! you don't have to read it! it will die if you don't!

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