Why haven’t we arrested the pedophiles?

They didn't want Musk to come to their pedophile island because Musk made himself impotent with failed penis enlargement surgeries, so Epstein couldn't get photographic kompromat of Elon raping children and Elon wasn't cool enough to hang out with otherwise.

This is who runs this account

LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.reuters.com/world/judge-...

America's religion is capitalism. The color green trumps white. The 1% and all the Trump bootlickers are fine with fascism unless it hurts their bottom line. That's the only thing that will end their complicity with this terrorism. So, use your dollar. Boycott. Strike. Shame them. Mock them.

They used to give us visions of our lives flashing before our eyes, and ceremonies where they'd weigh our hearts against a feather.

half of americans don't have a passport, and 1/3 of us don't have $500 in savings, so europeans lecturing us about how we're not going to be received well when traveling abroad doesn't land in the way they might hope

The cops can’t compare to my 2011 Malibu skills. Nothing can defeat this New Year’s Eve. #blizzardriders #rebellionofcars #hotrods #musclecars #nintendo #nintendotapes

god bless us, everyone

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If you were to ask me which Sarah Becan books I had, the answer would be all of them. They're some of my favorite cookbooks! Anyone you know would be thrilled to get any of them, plus you can buy them from her and avoid sending money to the oligarchy this holiday season.

I had this idea in my head for ages and in 2022 I made it real. They’re too heavy to wear on the daily but they are my Rx. Maybe I’ll try again in the future & make them lighter. #OccularDentata #TheCorinthian

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

My Christmas gift this year is gonna be unfollowing anyone who posts a Spotify Unwrapped.

Revelation 6:6 "And I heard as it were a voice in the midst of the four living creatures, saying: Two pounds of wheat for a penny, and thrice two pounds of barley for a penny, and see thou hurt not the oil..." Having the gas despite everything else being💰 is a sign of the Apocalypse. Just saying!

Wow, all of the ceramic pieces on my site were sold out by this morning, except for this bowl. Weirdly, it was my favorite piece from the whole load. If you want to snag it before someone else does, go grab it at nataliedee.com.

It’s here, the new nataliedee.com. I’ll be posting ceramics, writing, and all future art projects on this page, exactly where it all belongs. If you want ceramics, now is the time! Once they’re gone, they’re gone

This is my favorite thing Drew has ever made. I read it page-by-page as he was writing it, a couple times when he was laying it out and proofreading it, and probably 4 or 5 more times since then. Everything he's made since Veins has been a victory lap, IMO.

I am always giving these birds treats because I LOVE hearing them lose their minds when they peck around and find The Good Shit.

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the pathetic apple tree in my front yard dropped all of its leaves but still has five apples hanging on it. it looks like i got a stick from the woods and glued apples onto it but it's a real tree

a few weeks ago, me and @nataliedee.bsky.social quietly launched our new series The Great Mistake, where we make fun of the worst things tech bros and corporations are doing right now, and, more importantly, how you can get out from under their thumbs. Listen @ patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity

big dot mug, thrown, painted and glazed by me

i'd like to give a shoutout to the moon, she's really on her bullshit out there tonight.

truer words were never spoken.

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Logging back on after dinner and bluesky's like

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i'm selling some original Toothpaste For Dinner art at drewtoothpaste.com. first come, first served (signed, selected randomly, ships separately from shirts)

AI converts simpletons into monsters, turns lonely people insane, and it does so by looting public resources, destroying the planet, and stealing from the creative. It’s not revolutionary. It’s just Facebook 2.0. But now every tech oligarch can get in on the ground floor.

in today's episode, @nataliedee.bsky.social and I talk about why Grandma Hobbies are probably something you should already be doing. more in the alt text. listen now (free) at patreon.com/garbagebrain...

Turns out, my main problem this whole time has been two dimensional ears!!

if musicians not getting paid wasn't enough for you, and Spotify CEO Daniel Ek investing 600 million euros in an AI war company wasn't enough for you, does having to upload your ID and turn on your webcam to listen to music finally convince you not to pay Spotify?

Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.

RIP to ozzy. hearing Sweet Leaf over the loudspeaker remains the best indicator that i am in the right place and that i'm going to have a great night. none of the bands i like would have existed without him!

capitalist societies are disincentivized to solve homelessness because homelessness is the threat they use to keep you propping up the system xoxo

so pretty after it was rainy all day! 61 degrees when i took this pic, too ❤️

today, me and @nataliedee.bsky.social tell you why you should never call the cops on an extraterrestrial, least of all a telepathic one. listen at patreon.com/garbagebrain...

I'm noticing a new wave of weird follows from folks who are following like 58k people and followed by 22k. I wish there was something in the settings I could click to block them all.

mist from an afternoon storm hanging over the fields at sunset. people used to ask me "you think everything's a joke?" and i did and still do. its funny that we only see nice stuff for a moment in between doing two other things. its funny to take a crap. it's all funny. i hope im a tree next time

the mountains were looking pretty nice on my way home today.

Summoning UFOs with morning glories in the holler while drunk off our asses. Your girl can throw a party, be nice to me to find out more.

wheel-thrown flower pot and saucer, featuring a pilea buddy.

Forest Spirit #2. Slipcast porcelain in vintage mold, black engobe, etc.

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I was just driving around, listening to Die for My Bitch, but the screen in the car was fucked, so it was showing that we were listening to Neutral Milk Hotel. I was ignoring it, then my kid gestured to the screen and was like "His bitch is Anne Frank."😑

in today's episode with @nataliedee.bsky.social (listen now @ patreon.com/garbagebrain...) we talked about gangstalking, the end of the world as predicted by TikTok, how to be reincarnated, and why some men think eyelashes are gay. free to the public.

starting a fire in the fireplace on may 31st 😑

Isn't the guy who said Bluesky is dying the same one who tried to say there was something wrong with people for supporting Luigi Mangione? I didn't give a shit about what he said then, and I don't give a shit about what he says now!