this creepy baby loves love 😭

I put the finishing touches on my flock of chickens this weekend... here's Trixie, Aima and Binah.

the most distinguished guest at tonight's party was A KILO OF GOAT CHEESE. i had no idea you could get such a massive amount. paradigms shifted.

They used our money to drain the reflecting pool, our money to paint it blue, our money to refill it, our money to hire guys to dump hydrogen peroxide in it, and our money to buy the hydrogen peroxide. Then they used our money to send the national guard to hassle anyone who touched the mess.

this man just walked up to me, looked me in the eye, sprinkled 4 m&ms in my little cup of skittles, stirred them up with his finger, and left the room.

One easy change you can make to fight back against corporate greed: STOP BUYING STARBUCKS. Here's why:

(sharp inhale, eyes full of tears) im phil fish im super magnetic neo im a SONY CD WALKMAN D-SJ303 im hoobastank im the emotion engine (lights flicker) im ogg vorbis im sprite remix im mpeg1 (sits up wide bloodshot eyes mouth full of drool) JEFF BEZOS WIFI PASSWORD IS PUSSYGL0BE229 (collapses)

(brain frying while my consciousness is being used to emulate a parallel world) tag yourself im filial piety. im speculative value. im microtransactions. im xbox. im a submersible. im a logitech controller resting at the bottom of an ocean. im one fish. im also a different fish. im shingy

peak yard day, love the colors this time of year

I'm teaching a class next month on pain and transcendence in mystical Catholicism and it got me thinking about a lot of stuff in our culture right now: houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/on-unholy-...

Look at this gorgeous MF! I thought he was going to be a regular black chicken, but instead he's a a handsome rooster. He's lucky I had a spot for one!

poppies and rhododendrons 🌱

made a logo for @nataliedee.bsky.social 's goth chicken brand

if folks were smart, they'd all still be masking! www.wired.com/story/meta-s...

🌱allium!🤩

Get us this day our daily bread

absolutely beautiful day out today!

baby jail

DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Super nice day for cemetery work!

today's GBU by me and @nataliedee.bsky.social explores why most people hate thinking so much. listen to this and the previous five hundred episodes at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity

HAPPY CLOTH MOTHER DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN

If you’re at the black tie event for a dictator you know where you are and why

i try not to have a favorite chicken, but it's cookie❤️

these guys are at such a funny age. their bodies are starting to get feathers and be more chicken-shaped, but they still got little fuzzy chick heads. their awkward era.

LOOK AT THIS BABY!!!!!!!!!

the US government poisoned bootleg liquor with methanol in 1926-1933, killing around 10,000 people, to dissuade home distilling. a hundred years later, people still claim that home distilling will blind or kill you, and that the US government protects you from this fate. propaganda is amazing

The main topic for today should be how none of our representatives or senators stood up for us or tried to do literally anything to help us yesterday. They were okay to have us all at the brink of nuclear war and had nothing to say about it. On one of our darkest days, they abandoned us.

my buddy gravy

💯+💯+💯+💯+💯

I have more in common with any Iranian than with any of the ghouls who have run my country my whole life

in the 495th episode of Garbage Brain University, @nataliedee.bsky.social and I talked about why everyone you know suddenly hates the rich as much as you do, and what we should do about it. Listen at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity

Every American reading this, regardless of color, political party, or profession needs to read this, because it’s been used against all of you:  vmfunc.re/blog/persona/

Love to install the fascist surveillance state in my own home with my own money then act surprised when it's just another boot on my neck.

Why haven’t we arrested the pedophiles?

They didn't want Musk to come to their pedophile island because Musk made himself impotent with failed penis enlargement surgeries, so Epstein couldn't get photographic kompromat of Elon raping children and Elon wasn't cool enough to hang out with otherwise.

This is who runs this account

LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.reuters.com/world/judge-...

America's religion is capitalism. The color green trumps white. The 1% and all the Trump bootlickers are fine with fascism unless it hurts their bottom line. That's the only thing that will end their complicity with this terrorism. So, use your dollar. Boycott. Strike. Shame them. Mock them.

They used to give us visions of our lives flashing before our eyes, and ceremonies where they'd weigh our hearts against a feather.

half of americans don't have a passport, and 1/3 of us don't have $500 in savings, so europeans lecturing us about how we're not going to be received well when traveling abroad doesn't land in the way they might hope

The cops can’t compare to my 2011 Malibu skills. Nothing can defeat this New Year’s Eve. #blizzardriders #rebellionofcars #hotrods #musclecars #nintendo #nintendotapes

god bless us, everyone

today at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity, the most practical reason you've ever heard to legalize and regulate all drugs. plus: fridge tek, TikTok voice, the end of american intellectualism, and a talking unicorn. join me and @nataliedee.bsky.social now & get over 400 more patron-only episodes.

If you were to ask me which Sarah Becan books I had, the answer would be all of them. They're some of my favorite cookbooks! Anyone you know would be thrilled to get any of them, plus you can buy them from her and avoid sending money to the oligarchy this holiday season.

I had this idea in my head for ages and in 2022 I made it real. They’re too heavy to wear on the daily but they are my Rx. Maybe I’ll try again in the future & make them lighter. #OccularDentata #TheCorinthian

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

My Christmas gift this year is gonna be unfollowing anyone who posts a Spotify Unwrapped.

Revelation 6:6 "And I heard as it were a voice in the midst of the four living creatures, saying: Two pounds of wheat for a penny, and thrice two pounds of barley for a penny, and see thou hurt not the oil..." Having the gas despite everything else being💰 is a sign of the Apocalypse. Just saying!

Wow, all of the ceramic pieces on my site were sold out by this morning, except for this bowl. Weirdly, it was my favorite piece from the whole load. If you want to snag it before someone else does, go grab it at nataliedee.com.