i'd like to give a shoutout to the moon, she's really on her bullshit out there tonight.

truer words were never spoken.

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Logging back on after dinner and bluesky's like

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i'm selling some original Toothpaste For Dinner art at drewtoothpaste.com. first come, first served (signed, selected randomly, ships separately from shirts)

AI converts simpletons into monsters, turns lonely people insane, and it does so by looting public resources, destroying the planet, and stealing from the creative. It’s not revolutionary. It’s just Facebook 2.0. But now every tech oligarch can get in on the ground floor.

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Turns out, my main problem this whole time has been two dimensional ears!!

if musicians not getting paid wasn't enough for you, and Spotify CEO Daniel Ek investing 600 million euros in an AI war company wasn't enough for you, does having to upload your ID and turn on your webcam to listen to music finally convince you not to pay Spotify?

Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.

RIP to ozzy. hearing Sweet Leaf over the loudspeaker remains the best indicator that i am in the right place and that i'm going to have a great night. none of the bands i like would have existed without him!

capitalist societies are disincentivized to solve homelessness because homelessness is the threat they use to keep you propping up the system xoxo

so pretty after it was rainy all day! 61 degrees when i took this pic, too ❤️

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I'm noticing a new wave of weird follows from folks who are following like 58k people and followed by 22k. I wish there was something in the settings I could click to block them all.

mist from an afternoon storm hanging over the fields at sunset. people used to ask me "you think everything's a joke?" and i did and still do. its funny that we only see nice stuff for a moment in between doing two other things. its funny to take a crap. it's all funny. i hope im a tree next time

the mountains were looking pretty nice on my way home today.

Summoning UFOs with morning glories in the holler while drunk off our asses. Your girl can throw a party, be nice to me to find out more.

wheel-thrown flower pot and saucer, featuring a pilea buddy.

Forest Spirit #2. Slipcast porcelain in vintage mold, black engobe, etc.

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I was just driving around, listening to Die for My Bitch, but the screen in the car was fucked, so it was showing that we were listening to Neutral Milk Hotel. I was ignoring it, then my kid gestured to the screen and was like "His bitch is Anne Frank."😑

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starting a fire in the fireplace on may 31st 😑

Isn't the guy who said Bluesky is dying the same one who tried to say there was something wrong with people for supporting Luigi Mangione? I didn't give a shit about what he said then, and I don't give a shit about what he says now!

I’m TOO OLD Your SPONGEBOB shit is not RELATABLE to ME MAKE JOKES about SOMETHING ELSE like WUTANG or WATCHING YOUR PARENTS AGE AND DIE that I CAN UNDERSTAND

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🌱 solomon's seal! 🌱

hello 🌱 friends. do you want to see my crazy tulips? [yes] or [no]

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I wish anything thrilled me as much as this nun doing the sign language interpretation of the New Pope Drop.

I was wondering why my Bluesky was so chilled out today, until I realized it was because I was actually looking at the knitting feed instead my home feed. Mystery solved!

Another jam

For your consideration: a teeny lidded jar with an eyeball on it. Porcelain, glaze, white gold, etc. Thank you, I love you.

Check out the hat I just finished knitting! I think this is the first hat I've ever knit that I kept to wear myself.

My favorite part of this ep was how we talked about the pope like he caught a second wind when he was actually in the process of literally dying, if not dead already 😅

Pope Francis: “As long as the problems of the poor are not radically resolved by rejecting the absolute autonomy of markets & financial speculation and by attacking the structural causes of inequality, no solution will be found for the world’s problems or to any problems.”

I'M SORRY DAVE - dashare.zone ADMIN

This episode was pretty funny!

Skull. Slipcast porcelain, underglaze dots, clear glaze, white gold. Thank you, I love you.

1 & 2. Slipcast porcelain, glaze, white gold overglaze. I love my creepy little guys.

Forest Spirit #1: slipcast porcelain in vintage mold, blue glaze, white gold eyes. Hot from the kiln!

imagine your consciousness being ripped from the ether and crammed into a material form, and the form is this guy. i'm sorry, buddy.

Hi guys it's Mr Beast and I have a few (still rough) videos slouching towards Bethlehem to be born - there's a gyre that's turning and turning and if the center can hold they get $100k. I also trained a falcon to not hear the falconer

if only Martha Stewart had the foresight to run for public office, she'd have never gotten in trouble for insider trading

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