I keep coming back to this, as it's comedy perfection.

“This must be the Smoking Section.” I look up. “No, those are long gone.” “Not from where I’m standing, Hot Stuff.” With a wink, my server, Strong Ms. Pac-Man flexes her biceps as she hands me a menu. I wake up on my cot at The State Home for the Criminally Ugly. I sigh and roll back over.

Sacre bleu

Before you ask, yes last week’s episode of 60 Minutes was correct. I have indeed solved the famous Naughty by Nature code “OPP” I will reveal the meaning of this code at the NSA Code Masters Symposium this March. But prepare yourselves: what you learn may shock you. God help us all.

me and @nataliedee.bsky.social read the most recent dump of files. listen to our conclusions here: patreon.com/garbagebrain...

Sexy Murder Clown

Movie studio keeps hiring a lawyer to send me letters demanding I stop sending them this idea but I’ll never stop. This is my original property. and it can even fit into the new DC movies universe. I have figured out the perfect way….

This is who runs this account

The best mortal kombat fatality imo is Kabal from MKIII where he takes off his mask and shows how ugly he is and it’s so gross the other persons ghost comes out and runs away. You can even do it if the other players is Kabal lol What’s your favorite fatality? youtu.be/HmOrKCcbc7w?...

A bold hypothesis still in testing phase.

DA ETERNAL STUGGLE - dashare.zone ADMIN

jeff coming in hot with absolute moral clarity

Tonight is another self care day with home massage.

Jesus Christ walks into an inn and he hands the innkeeper three nails and he says “Can you put me up for the night?” Innkeeper says “These are nails sir. We only accept old fashioned Bible dollars” Jesus says “Oops wrong pocket those nails are for a gazebo I told my wife I’m gonna build.”

toothpaste for dinner x buddo collab

at a time like this, we need to ignore our petty personal grievances and ideological differences to come together and agree that Roblox must be outlawed

“Don’t eat all four hot pockets you bought on the way to work challenge” (unbeatable challenge)

Intimacy can also mean close friendship. Not just Odo and Kira kind.

Who wore it best: slugged in the viddles by Johnny Cage edition Kung Lao is cracking me up Also tag ur viddles hit reaction

The creatures of my upstairs hallway

This is the most baller thing I’ve ever seen

Workplace art

It was a day of adventures at the Tangers outlet mall. Many interesting artifacts to been seen.

Practicing portraits today & working on light/depth of field. For years now I’ve been a “happen into it” photographer walking around outside & not a “set up intentional photos” photographer. Promised myself I’d change that in 2026. I’m really pleased w/these 3 of myself & this 1 Drac let me snag.

This came up in my memories today. The will to create is slowly returning to me. But no one hired me for this service so I don’t know what to do.

loving Game Poems, a new "online playable magazine dedicated to exploring the artistic and poetic potential of short-form videogames" www.gamepoems.com

Latest 4chan leaker is blowing my mind rn.

I just thought of the perfect thing to say when I’m tricking someone and stealing their home.

9 years on and people are still trying to figure out the ending of Twin Peaks: The Return. I have finally cracked the code and can reveal what actually happens at the end. A man says “What year is this” A woman screams. The lights in the house turn off Then the screen goes black.

This year has been my hardest storyline yet. But as the OC of it I’m sure I will prevail in the end. Especially if I win a chance to see the Disturbed cover band “Stupify” (All other OC’s keep your fingers crossed for my storyline)

Saturdays are reserved for “Pleasure of the Elders” which is an epsom salt bath with my comic book shower curtain pulled closed for privacy. This keeps my uncle harnold from seeing my soak as he uses the to*let. If I don’t salt myself weekly then my bone syndrome flares up very badly.

Virtual hat try-on session going awry as Bruce puts the ass end directly in my face. The hat app sized me wrong and I had to send the hat back. This is one danger of cats and their ass ends.

DUTCH GUY ON BLUESKY THAT POSTS ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS ≥ 3 TIMES A DAY: You Americans should be taking up armed struggle against your government. MALCOM X'S GHOST IN HEAVEN:

DRAGON QUEST VII Reimagined demo is up: US PSN buff.ly/F3iJRLj US eShop (download from Switch/Switch 2) buff.ly/xvaVdj0 XBL buff.ly/hTmoAZL should be up on Steam later in the morning save data carries to full game + reward

I saw the Tailspin show before I saw The Jungle Book so seeing Baloo and Shere Khan naked was really jarring.

Who holds the rights or whatever if someone needs to submit their Beetle Bailey dark erotic reboot ideas

If I die tonight it was Merle

Here’s to 2026 and all of the passion and inspiration and fellowship it’s sure to bring.

Imagine my surprise when the “King Diamond” party I was invited to was a bunch of long haired guys listening to a dirty song about a grandma and not a party where they hand out iPads and other riches. Beware if you’re invited to a King Diamond party.

For New Year’s Day the wisdom of the matrix will be revealed to me at last. With this new music video on it.

Proud to say that on New Year’s Day 2026 I have defeated 20 cops total in blizzard racing closing out the season as the top dog. I dedicate this victory to Eminem. His never give up spirit and winner take all attitude continues to inspire me 🙏 And of course.,,, his raps…😈 “the real slim shady”

2015: Gunther’s Ding Dong Song leaves the public consciousness. 2016: Western society collapses. 2026: The Return?

The cops can’t compare to my 2011 Malibu skills. Nothing can defeat this New Year’s Eve. #blizzardriders #rebellionofcars #hotrods #musclecars #nintendo #nintendotapes

Being stuck at work during a snow storm on New Year’s Eve doesn’t mean you cannot enjoy a “touch of elegance” I present to you my gas station chartrucerie board of elegance. “Taste northern West Virginia’s finest”

I was just thinking of how cool Lumpy Addams was while sitting at the doctor office waiting room. Should have been a spin off series of him. A few seconds of screen time and thirty five years later I think of him. Powerful filmmaking.

ACAB includes Iron Chef judges.

The more French 75’d I drink the more my left eye says “the veil is torn. Weep ye all with me” Whys does French 75’s do that lol

I’ve always been a space cadet.