Another city conquered. This officially makes me the Duke of Pittsburgh, Columbus, and now Cleveland. Thank you motor city for your hospitality! “Keep on truckin”!!!

How many Meet Virgina by Trains can I hit in a row this time? Up to six and sanity is holding. Barely dipping into danger levels. I feel like I can get to ten this time. I’m Not allowed to go for these records around gf or daughter. They must not have the proper AT fields for these experiments.

Here’s my other version of Gal for #Tolktober !! #artsky

I’m at Cleveland Clinic while my girlfriend gets surgery. I’m getting updates via text when she enters each phase of the process. It’s like dominos pizza tracker for my girlfriend. Pretty sweet. Waiting for the equivalent of “Quality Check” now.

@profanity.accountant prove that I am good clean fun please! “Fun for the whole family” (No great uncles please. Don’t want em.)

*exposes your dirty billionaire kindle purchase history* (complimentary)

Get out of any pickle with your significant other using my patented Impish Grin. No longer will you be the victim of your own folly, my Impish Grin will disarm any partner who’s sick of Your Shit. Sadly, this technique cannot be taught for free. A donation of $999 is required to master it.

Okay so I've mentioned my idea of 'garbage mesh' a few times already, so I finally took to writing it up. Forgot to publish it until now, though. It's easy to throw bricks, but like I said before, I like to wrap mine in blueprints. Enjoy responsibly.

I would only use AI for one purpose: to tell it to write a story titled “Captain Picard Erotically Meets Abbot and Costello Meets the Wolfman” And then whatever it spits out I’ll critique so savagely that the system implodes. Then I’ll claim authorship of the story and sell the movie rights.

"decentralized" means that you no longer have to rely on a large, complex system run by a few unreachable elites! instead, you get to rely on one guy who has to leave his computer on all day, and will never abuse his tiny amount of power

Had to come to Ohio today and it’s cool how they have the same things here that they have back home, just a little different. For example I passed the Bepartment of Motor Vehicles today.

It's weird that there are no professional pro teams called The Horses. They use made up slang terms like Bronco or Mustang, but they will never just be honest and call them what they are: Horses. I would root for The Horses no matter how many fires they started or cars they kicked. @mlb @nhl

i never actually topped this costume but maybe this halloween i will deliver who can say.

Ever read a review of Altered Beast where a kid passes out from huffing a gas hole, or a DuckTales review that involves strange men engaging in nefarious acts in the Veteran’s Memorial Park? Well don’t worry, now you can. Growing up in the 80s and 90s was weird as hell. superreview.world/reviews

A friend of mine turned me onto this album some time ago and I’ve been obsessed with it since. Why can’t I discover the cool stuff when it comes out! Wherever the pulse is, my finger has never been near it. Anyway, if you haven’t ever heard it, it’s a TREAT. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Imagine this guy appearing behind you and your first instinct is to draw your sword on him. Look at him. Anubis is partyin.

This review requires a TW Casual peer abuse (violent Rock, Paper, Scissors match), underage alcohol consumption (it's fine it was at youth group), and me almost falling off a waterfall in front of said youth group. If you only ever read one thing I write, read this. superreview.world/reviews/alex...

Guys I’m so close to completing my Ordering A Pizza Online journey.

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

Oh my god

Chefs

About once a month my mind wakes up before my body does and I’m trapped inside myself screaming. If my girlfriend is awake she just hears a low “buuuuhhhuuuhhhaaaaugh” coming from me. Weird how in my mind it’s a high pitched shriek without end. Does that ever happen to you?

I don’t get political on here but tonight I am breaking that rule to say that I think things are Very Bad and I Don’t Like It.

I miss Star Wars Galaxies mmorpg but the worst part of that game was discovering my wife was cheating on me with a wookiee doctor. If they remade it today they should leave that part out.

This week's piece is up! Cutie-pie oligarchs of Duckburg, The USS Flagg as class warfare, Bat Club witnesses a forbidden act. superreview.world/reviews/duck...

Touching grass is how you get a tick, sorry.

are you filling up Howl’s Moving Castle

New iPhones drive me nuts because they block people’s header images with “The Island” I LIKE header images, damn you.

Age yourself with a film you saw in cinema as a kid

This week's piece is up! Cutie-pie oligarchs of Duckburg, The USS Flagg as class warfare, Bat Club witnesses a forbidden act. superreview.world/reviews/duck...

If stink bugs are going to be allowed existence I don’t think they should also have the power of flight. They shouldn’t get both.

Am I the only one who hits stop on the microwave on the final second because you can't stand hearing the beeps? I can't be the only normal person here.

infochammel deserves your attentions.

I’ve never been referred to as a “sexual matador” but I HAVE been referred to as “oh I think I remember him, yeah.” by former classmates and even a few current co-workers. So that’s a good first step I think.

I hope the new Cliffhanger movie has old Stallone and the new guy has to go to his run down old hut for hanging advice and Stallone sits him down and explains “Yes, I too once Cliffhanged. But I don’t do that anymore kid. I can’t help.” But in the end he comes back and cliffhangs the hell out of it.

in case you haven't seen it here's a video @kcg.bsky.social made for me and @dendycrew.com 's song "Arschersetzer" a few years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOw...

DON'T listen to this. It's about the movie White Chicks. It's your fault if you listen to it!

If the rapture happens today then I propose those of us left behind start using abandoned Calvin Praying At The Cross stickers as currency the way they use bottle caps in Fallout. Calvin Peeing On Chevy stickers will remain a status symbol and a cool decal on my 1987 Ford Tempo.

i do not care what it does to your precious chicago packers or your new york red sox. everyone should be their own team that way its totally fair and no one has to be picked up by their mom crying because your team throws the dodgeball at you too.

Reposting for the midnight crowd. My reviews aren’t serious game critiques. They’re critiques of what childhood was to me in the 80s and 90s Less “Altered Beast was bad” and more “Altered Beast reminds me of the time my friend Bill almost died huffing a gas hole.” superreview.world/reviews/alte...

If I die in my sleep it was 100% because I had a nightmare about the snake man from Dreamscape.

this is what's missing right now. i forgot about the fucking shroom plushies too, those are also gone. everything is signed on the bottom with KFL except the patches if you see any of these for sale someplace or just in general PLEASE let me know asap

Its a soft launch! My old word press blog that collected my insane stream of consciousness game review/personal memoir is gone! I've rewritten everything and will be uploading one review/essay per week, every Monday. Post 1/2 superreview.world/reviews/alte...

We've got live footage of the Bigfeets Boi's experiencing the two-part Dark Forest finale on our YouTube channel! See @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social's genuine confusion and delight by clicking the link. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwCF...

Stop sending me these

IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Been staring at these Inspector Gadget blueprints for like an hour and I just can’t make heads or tails of this guy. Like, where is his BRAINS at?? He shouldn’t WORK. But somehow he does. Amazing technology.

I will use the weapons available to me to fight my enemies. Scammers beware….