I bet it’s the one we hope it is  www.whois.com/whois/aliens...

Really useful tool it seems MANY of you can use: translate.kagi.com?from=en&to=L...

GET THOSE CONFIRMATIONS IN! I’ve got a pile of backup speakers itching to take your spot!

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Glucose Monitor flair: caljewellery.com/pages/diabet...

I don’t understand why you guys have such trouble coming up with Red Team KPIs

Gorgeous haul at the summit this year 

Why this kebob place gotta be so spoopy with the goodbyes

RFC 454545 — Human Em Dash Standard

“Do you wish your computer was slower, constantly forgot things, randomly did things wrong that it’s done right forever, and you had to feed and water it?”

Currently cornered in a bar with someone who is in a “ChatGPT polycule,” and they are mansplaining “Incognito” and “agentic” to me and jfc I promise each and every one of you I wish I was making this up and please come save or kill me

AI only knows how to make chips hot and lie

Please stop treating my poor website like Epstein Island. We worked very hard on it with an AI that only knows how to make chips hot and lie

I know we’ve been talking about how AI is going to replace us forever now, but “rejecting applicants before they even apply” is not the way I thought it was going to do it. 

Nove10, 1983: "Casual computer trespassing by youngsters with home computers is also about the easiest computer crime to stop. " www.nytimes.com/1983/11/10/b...

Study: Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like "synergistic leadership," or "growth-hacking paradigms" may struggle with practical decision-making www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

Y’all think it’s odd that this decentralized platform somehow went down today

I feel it’s important to mention at this time that the US draft policy explicitly excludes felons. Not that WWIII is kicking off or anything

lol my hammies gonna be so swole

The 5-digit CISSP# is the new 5-digit ICQ#

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@2cmex.bsky.social I hope in your old age your family chooses to keep you on life support for decades while you silently scream for the sweet release of death.

@nbloglinks.bsky.social I hope everyone behind this account has to watch their children die

Also you need to hire this dude for very obvious reasons. We’re on the verge of having like seven people straight up decide to become serial killers if you don’t. I don’t know what more to do anymore.

Hey brosephs: the potential tariff refunds aren’t for you; they’re for the businesses who paid the tariffs. What you paid were inflated prices to *cover* the tariffs, and I gotta hope you’re not dumb enough to think they’d ever pay this money on to the people it belongs to

Meta patents AI that takes over a dead person’s account to keep posting and chatting www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Your AI Agent Has a Memory Problem: Rewrite the Past, Own the Agent 0din.ai/blog/your-ai...

Vegeta in DBZ/Super has Impostor Syndrome and a lot of you need to think long and hard about that

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“The thing we designed to generate predictable text keeps generating predictable text and we hate it”

“The thing we designed to generate predictable text keeps generating predictable text and we hate it”

Every American reading this, regardless of color, political party, or profession needs to read this, because it’s been used against all of you:  vmfunc.re/blog/persona/

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This only works when DNS works, so we’re generally safe.

It is now officially cheaper to play an FPS in real life. 

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I just did a full string search for “Waluigi” in all 3 million Epstein emails, and got zero hits. That is beyond implausible. This is how I know that we still have not been given all of the files. 

Got my new ISSA name tag

AN ITEM

Thank you to all who applied to volunteer for us here at #BSides312. We have officially closed our Call for Volunteers at this time.

Given Epstein‘s involvement in the leveraging of 4Chan and Moot to desensitize a society of CSAM, and Taylor Swift’s known association with moot and hanging out on 4Chan, I wonder how long it is before we have another Michael Jackson-ish scenario.

JFC what a way to go www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bi...

I guess I finally hit that age where you become conservative, because I could no longer handle listening to NPR pundits constantly using the phrase “has entered the chat.“

Mods are asleep; post your funniest Epstein email. I'll go first www.justice.gov/epstein/file...