Y’all I got to see @secevangelism.bsky.social present in a PACKED atrium in a PALACE at DefCamp in Bucharest on the subject of enacting easy, effective resistance in the age of connected dictatorships, and and that feeling growing in your gut currently is deep, deep jealousy.

I have finally seen jellyfish in the wild, in an inland sea no less 

I have finally seen jellyfish in the wild, in an inland Sea. 

Having a local lob a “deez nuts” joke at me was absolutely the highlight of my trip to Romania

Here are all of the Epstein emails, indexed and searchable. https://journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/search?collection=092314e384a58618

CrashOne - A Starbucks Story - CVE-2025-24277 the-sequence.com/crashone-cve...

If you’re keeping track of where we are as a civilization, this “carpet” in my Romanian hotel room is entirely plastic

If you’re keeping track of where we are as a civilization, this “carpet” in my Romanian hotel room is entirely plastic

If you’re keeping track of where we are as a civilization, this “carpet” in my Romanian hotel room is entirely plastic

My dudes I am speaking at the Palace of the Parliament in Bucharest and that is one of the coolest things I have ever skeeted

Having to train myself out of using an em dash after 30 years must be what quitting smoking is like 

I drove to the absolute middle of nowhere in Romania to check out a theme park someone built inside this abandoned salt mine. 

So far every place I’ve stayed in Romania comes stocked with an unlabeled mystery liquid. None of them are water. One of them tasted like pee. 

This is the single greatest opening line of any non-satirical article in the history of journalism

I know it's a ways out but the next ChiSec is 20 Nov at Kaiser Tiger (1415 W Randolph St). Last one of 2025 and we'll resume in January. Hope to see all y'all's adorabobble faces. <3

Yes, that was a tray of Malört

It was a difficult decision, but we’re confident in it.

. @east.burbsec.com afterparty with @lintile.lol is lit fam

Last East until December!!

I feel like I can play the plausible deniability card with “my gender is a malicious PDF”

I bet all those lawyers who love the missing comma in the Second Amendment have something to say about this

I fixed the MCP server from the Kali repo so it's no longer openly hosting an authentication-free instance of Kali for everyone on your network to freely enjoy like your favorite PornHub category github.com/johnnyxmas/M...

I’m gonna tell my kids I was Jason vs. Predator for Halloween

Ok I can sort of make a path towards understanding why we wanted to teach sand how to think, but I’m not sure I can ever figure out the ROI on why we decided to teach it how to lie

Good Intentions is a perfect sequel to Matrix: Revolutions. It finally answers the question of what happens to Neo after he died.

2025 and CompTIA still has ZERO Homestar Runner questions on what it likes to allege are “IT” certifications

tired: it's always DNS inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight

Can we please get this simulation some more RAM already

I absolutely have the speedrun record on being shadowbanned from Sora

Always great to see @ihackedwhat.bsky.social @hackfest.bsky.social

Excited to see @lintile.lol navigate the entirety of this in Quèbècois @hackfest.bsky.social

tf is with ChatGPT 5 constantly fucking with me

The ol’ “aggressive how do you do”

It is time to look at another great talk from the 2025 BSides312 event. In this one, Olivia Gallucci talks about unlocking MacOS internals. They explain it form a standpoint of breaking down Apple's open source ecosystem. #BSides #BSides312 #MacOS www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKJ2...

I have left the country again, and yes, placed myself in grave danger again. At least I’ll die with @lintile.lol

Here’s most every @defcon.bsky.social talk from this year (plus more, of course)!! youtube.com/@defconconfe...

What are the chances this box has six fingers in it 

This is the most egregious bathroom invention since the urinal trough. I give you: the handshake gloryhole

Worst license tag situation I’ve ever seen in my life 

This is the most egregious bathroom invention since the urinal trough. I give you: the handshake gloryhole

Wake up babe; new ATM 0day just dropped in Reykjavík

Cuz I know you guys needed more weird bathroom room posts

Finally have another Weird Travel Bathrooms post!

THIS SINK IS THE MOST EGREGIOUS PUBLIC RESTROOM INVENTION SINCE THE URINAL TROUGH

If you secretly like pumpkin spice lattes but are too embarrassed to order one, know that the ingredients are the same as those used for preparing a ham, so you can just ask for a “ham spice latte” and you’ll 100% get what you want and nobody will ask you any questions

love how this Nordic airline smooshes English words together like they do with their own language