Preorders open for v2 of the FREE-WILi shop.freewili.com @defcon.bsky.social. Already grabbed mine. People supported my whose slide badge, I can support this. At least that’s how I’m justifying the price tag. 😂

Walking back from gym, I see an elderly woman in a wheelchair get up, stretch, starts pushing it up the hill. As I pass she motions to ask me a question. I thought she needed help w/ her wheelchair. Nope, she just wanted to know if there’s any bars open yet. Hell yeah gam gam, Top shelf broad.

Hey @ajediday.bsky.social think @josephcox.bsky.social will let us borrow this rig for Whose Slide contestants this year ?

In response to a #FOIA request from me the #FBI have released records relating to late 90s #hacker group milw0rm. Additional records not included in this Vault release were located by the FBI and I have requested these be processed for potential release as well. vault.fbi.gov/milw0rm/milw...

This makes me happy.

The traitor Lindsey Graham is dead Good riddance.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

The question of gain to soften the audio and dimming of the LED’s came up on the Whose Slide @defcon.bsky.social 10 year anniversary badge. Specifically “you sure you don’t wanna add those?” My answer? “RIDE OR DIE, BITCH.” wsiiax.myshopify.com

Just got this absolutely sick new art from Bolt Industries. I’d tag the artist but I can’t find him on Bluesky - [email protected] for fediverse, though. Cant wait to get this hung up. The street lamp, the occasional lightning, the way the rain falls off the side of the umbrella. Very cool.

So uh… I am doing a #defcon thing again. If you’re a creator / badge maker / contest runner / village lead / community organizer / something that I am forgetting that otherwise fits into the same bucket, ping me here or Basecamp or (specific) slacks or discord to be included

No thoughts No cares No woes Only crimes

the PR people are trying to organise merchandise and I'm muttering "we're gonna need a bigger boat"

If any food or culture blog wants to pay me to write this sequel, please let me know.

I don’t post too much of my workouts these days but this one felt good. Within 80lbs of my old PR from a few years ago. And not for nuthin’, them thighs are hard won. So if you’re @defcon.bsky.social this year, are 335lbs and below and need to be carried from the Saturday night parties, I got you.

a political fraudster decided to start an infosec company and he's going to get eaten alive krebsonsecurity.com/2026/07/felo... his tweet about the krebs article is very funny x.com/c2iris/statu...

another day in the echo chamber of perceived slight

Migrating A Homelab Fleet From Tailscale To NetBird, One Host At A Time https://rant.mvh.dev/migrating-a-homelab-fleet-from-tailscale-to-netbird-one-host-at-a-time/ #selfhosted #networking #netbird #tailscale

From the article… “You don't need to buy or use these invasive technologies, and you can reject them. Friends don't let friends wear pervert glasses.” Amen!

Nobody: Me:

this is what you get for not experimenting with cross dressing. you need to be a sexual pervert earlier in your life so that you don't discover this in your 30s.

How it started (😂), how it’s going. (Resin bubble idea was a non starter). Still got some of the Whose Slide Is It Anyway @defcon.bsky.social 10 year anniversary badges for sale on wsiiax.myshopify.com

Just a little crumb of the Thot Leederslop™️ the @hackglasgow.bsky.social attendees can expect when attending my talk..

“AI creates no new threat categories,” news story after story reports. “Yet,” I always whisper with a grimace.

i think we should bring back the era where hacking required at least three leather jackets in the room

Don’t need no man on a wire we got baddies on the spire!

I’ve watched this a dozen times over the last couple years. It’s as surreal to me now as it was in the moment. Presentation of The Gong @defcon.bsky.social 32. The 10 year anniversary of Whose Slide Is It Anyway takes place in just under 5 weeks. I cannot WAIT to see you all. youtu.be/GN_hWsP7R_A

I'm wearing my most patriotic shirt to mark the day.

Confederate Nazis should not be tolerated in the USA. They should be rounded up and put in prison for the domestic terrorists they are.

💯💯💯

Here we go. Free, no-reg versions of favorite stories from my four years at the Washington Post. First, three pieces from our Pulitzer-finalist series on how India's ruling party coerced U.S. tech giants into violating their own policies. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/0...

Bluesky is a violent place

Working on Whose Slide related stuff for @defcon.bsky.social & @hackglasgow.bsky.social. Getting all sappy & sentimental going through photos. Without @0xda.de & @ajediday.bsky.social , this contest wouldn’t have lasted past Year One. I owe them EVERYTHING and I’ll love them forever.

Def Con represents.

"People are attacking leader Jeffries because he is marginalized." -dipshit I blocked No. People are attacking leader Jeffries because he is leader and because he is incompetent and should resign as leader.

InfoWars is now live.

This was just the right amount of stupid to be awesome. www.imdb.com/title/tt3468...

Nothing like a (mercifully since recovered) black screen in the morning to pucker your asshole enough into actually creating a backup scheme for your laptop. 25 years working in IT & Security and I still fuck up the simple things.

This year's event features @gabsmashh.bsky.social, Liam Follin, Scott McCracken, @zephrfish.yxz.red, Alex Close, Marie Dubremetz, Ken Munro, @akacki.net, Aaron Kelly, @gl4cier.bsky.social, Chris Bore, Michael Reimsbach, @rxerium.com, Ehren Osborne, [...]

The three genders DNS amplification Ping of Death Slowloris

3D printing talk happening @defcon610.bsky.social tonight.

It's new tool day and this one's a bit of a beast 🦈 Megalodon: 16 extended-reach bits + a cap that spins for speed, locks for torque. Built to open the coffee makers and vacuums that companies really wish you'd just throw away. Get yours now at the link below: www.ifixit.com/products/meg...

6 months to go from “wouldn’t it be cool if…” to a real blinky, sound makey thing. The whole process was so infuriatingly inspiring I even got a talk accepted about its creation before I knew if the goddamn thing would even work. Anyway, I made it for you. I hope you like it. wsiiax.myshopify.com

Oh no, @da667cant.hax.lol, I wonder if he’ll take up water skiing again… youtube.com/shorts/s101v...

While this is true, I also figured it out without having to look it up so that’s something I guess. 😀

Kali Linux 2026.2, the second release of the year, is now available for download, featuring 9 new tools and numerous Kali NetHunter improvements.

What are you doing, step-plane

Just about down to our last 30 badges left for sale. All of y’all are amazing, than you SO much for supporting. wsiiax.myshopify.com

It's #MakeShitMonday! Lets see your project progress or things you've made. Anything goes! Ramping up for @defcon.bsky.social which means making stickers. Got this one finished and sent off to the printers Show me what you got!

Legend has it that @akacki.net recorded the gong sound before a live studio audience... wsiiax.myshopify.com?shop_sign_in...

Did you know that QFN stands for Quite Fucking Nerve wracking? Well, it does. wsiiax.myshopify.com/products/who...