don't tax the billionaires! *pause* seize their assets, and launch them into the sun.

#PushtoProdFriday Fuck it, I'm out.

For the #IFIN newcomers, I wanted to drop a mega-thread on a bunch of blog posts and resources I've written in the past few years Go have a look here: discourse.ifin.network/t/nsm-and-vi...

Still alive, still doing well. If you're on Mastodon, you know of my health concerns. If you're not, well... I was diagnosed with Chronic kidney disease in December. After dealing with a shit nephrologist for 10 months, I switched doctors. She determined I had an acute kidney injury.

Hey, we've gotten like, a shitload of stuff over the past day or two, so I just wanted to express my gratitude on behalf of the new first graders coming in to my wife's classroom this fall. Thanks again for helping out.

Hey y'all, Keeping this brief. My wife is getting ready to head back to her first grade classroom. She requested that I post up her amazon list to see if anyone was willing to contribute resources to her classroom: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

listen, if I can get an appointment with doctor catte in less than three months, i'm gonna give it some serious thought.

Yeah can confirm not a doctor. But I has all the appointments available to select from.

Dr. Catte is not a real doctor. Do not let doctor catte touch you.

complete with the double quotes around the "do not eat", because nobody said I couldn't drink it.

I posted up a write-up on how to archive exploit write-ups and PoC code, and turn that data into Snort rules, and Suricata rules, the differences between the two rule engines, their syntax, and why we do things what we do when creating rules: www.totes-legit-notmalware.site/home/detecti...

Hey. I wrote up a Detection Engineering Exercise that I used to help train up our newly appointed intern on the emerging threats team. In this post, I covered:

I've reached quite a decent age without having a clue what pickleball is.

You look at this thing and tell me it isn't a blob of semen.

I run my own blog over at www.totes-legit-notmalware.site. Most recent bit I wrote about today is my experience trying to run gaming Linux distros. Did I have a good time (Narrator: He did not). Come read about my odyssey here: www.totes-legit-notmalware.site/home/recent-...

you want a chill game that plays like sonic the hedgehog but with a protag that's much cuter? Play haste. Also the soundtrack fucks.

anyway. I'll try to do a bit better about checking in here to say hi once in a while. Hope you all are doing well. Drop a line here, or if you are on Mastodon, you probably already know where to find me.

So I talked about my new headset.... Let's talk about OS migrations. Most of you know that support for Windows 10 ends in October-ish? Yes, I know there are exceptions if you want to try to find a copy of Win10 IoT edition or some shit, but I'm sick of messing around.

My old logitech headset was dying. So knowing that I have an arm mic, I decided I wanted some really good headphones instead of gamershit. I settled on a pair of hifiman XS cans, and a sub-100 amp, the fiio k3. THESE CANS ARE THE BIGGEST I've ever worn.

you can leave the cave whenever you want. Come join us, and touch grass.

can't believe the prince of darkness left us before Trump got thrown into a wood chipper feet first :(

back on my shit again. How you all doing here? Me? well, I'm doing my best. I've considerably reduced both my alcohol and coffee consumption. Life is a little rough on the edges, but it'll be alright.

This is Percy. Sometimes his ears dip in his water bowl, but that’s okay. 12/10 would hold them back for him

Back at the other place, @da667cant.hax.lol introduced me to Regular Car Reviews, which is always entertaining. Well, I found a guy who definitely seems influenced by him, but does arcade cabinet restoration. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ0l...

I came back to publicly shit on on Elon, and laugh at this site making the same mistakes as the site Jack sold to a fuckin' fascist.

Hey @da667cant.hax.lol ! Saw this and thought of you. youtu.be/SpeA9rKHgYk?...

>verified accounts HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Twitter 2, this time with dumb as fuck web3 bros.

I haven't been on this simulacra of the hellsite for so fucking long, I still have my christmas avatar.

> sales down 70% this quarter get fucked, Elon.

*DOOR KICK*

"why are we here on this social network again?" "to attack and dethrone god. This social network is deep, remember?"

everyone has an origin for their hacker handle. da - Digital Arcanist. Arcanist: someone who learns secret techniques, or in fantasy lingo, someone who studies magic. I guess its fitting. I write books on this shit as a side hobby. 667- "667! Neighbor of the beast!" - End of Evangelion Commentary

Alexisonfire is my favorite band. Imagine my surprise when I find out they put out a new album. Two fucking years ago. I heard World Stops Turning for the first time yesterday and fell in love with it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWJF...

Let me teach you something about Suricata that took me most of an afternoon to re-figure out and unfuck a rule that I was trying to make for a CVE that was four years old. This blog post got on my mastodon feed: www.forescout.com/blog/draytek... and there was a fucking HUGE list of draytek CVEs.

I can confirm, after several viewings of end of evangelion, that third impact is indeed, just a fanta-sea

remember for when they ask you: "birds don't real." right before shouting "BIRD UP"

so from what I'm hearing, the first rule about jury nullification club, is to never talk about jury nullification club.

the defense should be affluenza: fuckin' sick of rich people getting away with murder.

Watching hardcore pornography for five years on end, computer fine Look up one recipe for greek salad and computer explodes and decapitates me

[Me, narrating a documentary on owls] Just look at these fucken librarian chickens.

so, things I've learned in the past week: - If you can figure out how to thread it properly, an oil filter does make an effective backyard silencer. - subsonic 9mm rounds can be hand for 16.00 - there are many states in which ownership of a silencer is legal, if you can pass a background check.