Facebook wanted me to remind you it's my high school boyfriend's birthday today, everyone say "happy birthday, Danny"

"Give me the peace prize or I'll kill you" seems like a pretty funny joke until it literally unfolds on the world stage

I knew Andrew Jones when I was in my early 20s. He was a cheerleading coach. He died in a Jones County jail in 2021 after they failed to give him his HIV medication, his family alleges. It was the first time he'd ever been in trouble with the law. From @calebbedillion.bsky.social in November:

i’m so warm and snuggly, it should be illegal for me to get out of bed

coffee was the greatest invention

when there was only one set of footprints that was because I couldn’t afford hover boots for both of us

i'm doing this to myself later

If I was investigating an arson, and someone was like, “No man, we didn’t start that fire,” then changed the subject by rattling off a long list of random shit from the 20th century, I would be very suspicious.

Blueberry Bubblegum sure is an odd flavor for vape juice. I see now why twas on sale.

If you've made it as far north as Minneapolis, you should be left alone.

But does he even CrossFit train your pussy?!

cinephiles note: it is not necessary to have watched the godfather parts one and two before skipping godfather three

this is SO me

i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

In other words, Powell is subject to public accountability for his renovation project, including criminal investigations. Trump is not. Private money solicited from companies seeking to curry favor. Committees stacked with loyalists. Accountability for thee, but not for me.

I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

it’s so over

WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK BABY

some people say i dont have to do shots, i tell those people to shut the hell up

You damn skippy it’s a shit show but for angry old men like me, it’s our time to shine

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

guys let's define ourselves by what toys were available to purchase in 1992 and reference it to children haughtily to strengthen our in-group social bonds

“The mothership has returned. Gather your things and inform the others.”

my kids are jewish but im not. do i also need to sew the star of david patch on, or just them sir

Snail helm is go

No new pictures: Where are you at mentally?

LeeLoo keeps tabs on the neighbor. Makes sure he doesn’t pull any bullshit.

Thank you for everything 2013-2026

Just accidentally fell asleep for 3 hours

Don’t worry guys I voted against this

2010 was 46 years ago

Muffin paws shining bright on #caturday 📷 Pentax 17 🎞️ Portra 400 #believeinfilm #catsonfilm

Spending the morning restringing my guitars and the 8yo asks if I have any vintage guitars. I do not. But then I thought about my 1996 Strat and realized that it is 30yo and that if in 1996 I had a 30yo Strat, a 1966, that would be considered vintage. Anyway, time is, as always, a mindfuck.

There is a white boy reppin at Grand Sumo. I repeat, there is a white boy reppin at Grand Sumo

Last week I reported on the 35 people ICE has killed in the last year. www.qasimrashid.com/p/did-your-d... Today Washington Post reports that on January 3, ICE killed another person, by choking him to death in prison. You don’t reform this. You don’t fix this by training. You ABOLISH this fascism.

One key part to saving the democratic elements of this country is abolishing the president completely.

we have to be able to come here and be stupid we can’t just be sad

watching gay hockey 🤸🏻‍♂️

You know, I’m starting to think it isn’t bait at all and they may actually be terrorizing people just because they’re evil and that’s what evil does.

now he's threatening military action against his own healthcare plan

Patriot and American hero

The urge to buy more weed when you have plenty of weed already.