Melampia

Andy Borowitz “If we ever have elections again, I have an idea. Instead of debates, have comedians insult candidates for three hours straight. Any candidate who is too thin-skinned to handle it will be immediately disqualified from the presidency”

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

Bingo!

Secret FBI Agent goes by Agent FDT!

Save this one for when the news break out ;)

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The sandwich guy is NOT a felon 😉

How we ALL feel about you two. You have let the American People down. We are disappointed and looking forward to your exit from our Government! Can’t be soon enough so that WE THE PEOPLE can rebuild the Democrat party! @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

“They’re eating the Dogs! They’re eating the Cats!”

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Gavin & Jack Thank you!! 💪🏽