If there's a backeards way to handle anything the Trumplethinskin regime will find it.

Jacob Collier is a one in a lifetime gifted musical genius.

June, 2025: Ukraine confirms US is protecting Putin’s oil assets. "It happened right after Putin’s conversation with Trump." June, 2026: Trump advises Zelenskyy to act more boldly against Russia. "Trump says he doesn't really believe Putin will do anything without pressure,"

When you're too stubborn and prideful to listen to common-sense things, you get these fucked-up problems in your conservative red states. Wake up, MAGA. It's not worth your personal safety and well-being to support a shitty, child-rapist con-man. Give up on Donald Douchebag.

#SlavaUkraïni 🇺🇦

I love how creative people can be. This is brilliant.😆

The Discovery is going to be quite something. As is the same in Trumplethinskin's case agin the BBC. Stuff's getting real. Expect (escalating)Trumplethinskin tantrums.

After 250 years, the 'promise of America' is still just a VIP list.

Tough guy leaning on the table with his fists. 🤣LOLLOL🤣 #DraftDodger #TheWeakestLinkInTheEvolutionChain #ThePedoPresident #TangoFacedCuntOfCunts Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Love this but £30 for garden decor is too steep. Had it been £20 including postage I'd have considered it.

Yawn. Tartiffs are on again. On some of us. Or something. Some kind of stock market manipulation given its Friday night.

Aye - that's been my musings for a while.

How utterly inevitable.

Ew.

Yeah - not a place I'd visit far less live. No wonder homeschooling is on the rise.

A cargo vessel had been struck by a projectile near Oman, as Iran says all ships must pass with its permission.

Just the Reflecting Pool facts:

Cut to video of makeup covered hand stretching out from an open door of the beast with a plastic disposable knife…

Imagine a country where the government and public endlessly debate expanding access to weapons so people can kill each other because it’s their right, yet insist that universal healthcare, which would help keep you alive, isn’t a fundamental human right.

And there you have it. Each holds blackmail on the other. The Republican Party is toxic.

Nailed it, as ever:

1/ The hantavirus cruise nightmare is over for the 40-ish people. The 42-day monitoring window has now passed. The final toll was 13 infections and 3 deaths. By every public health metric, containment was a success. A lot of quiet, unglamorous work by public health teams made that possible.

Forfrucksake. The lid of my grinder popped off post grind. Now that's all over the frucking kitchen.... and not in my pipe. Thankfully not the last of my weed. I'm off to sulk-eat a Galaxy Ripple.

“He is a big stupid failure and everything he touches turns to crap. He’s currently losing to Iran, reality, and a single cell organism.” - God

Ewww. Maggie shows us what it’s like to be the person who has to apply makeup to the giant rotting peach’s hand.🤢

Trumplethinskin thinks everyone is a Slum Lord like his Daddy.

Well then..... I look forward to the case against Trumplethinskin for storing USA Top Secret documents in a faux-gold toilet available to anyone at any time on the premises.

100% accurate. Plus, you can tell he's jealous of that skirt, but his Daddy won't let him wear one.

Trump’s approval rating isn’t even 65% with MAGA at this point. You could anonymously poll his administration and not get to 65%

This is fabulous ✨️

Yup.

I’ve been given £5m by a cryptocurrency millionaire so my wife Bunty & I will be taking a break. We’re off to buy Ferraris, hire security & tell anyone who asks to bugger off as it’s none of their bloody business.🤬 Off to the South Pole to escape the socialist heat. Back Monday!

And it's exactly what's coming to the more and more privatised English NHS. So grateful to Scotland's excellent Scottish National Health Service.

Courts regularly "rip apart" and hold female witnesses to bizarre standards in the UK, regardless of the court in question. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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Rep. John Rose: "If we don't have secure elections, then we'll see events like what happened in 2020 happen again and again" (He means Republicans losing ... )

#YouYesNow #IndyClan? It's TIME for #ScottishIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Friday 26th June 2026: The "Ever Lovely," a Singapore flagged cargo ship was attacked whilst trying to pass through me yesterday A "direct communication line" has since been established between the Leader of the Free World & the opposing party in order to prevent military confrontation I am open

This is not "cut" or "sliced". This is what happens when you paint granite.

It’s been a very bad week for Todd Blanche & it just keeps getting worse. A bipartisan letter demands answers from Blanche about the immunity given to Trump AND 23 Democratic AGs are moving to file a brief in the Florida tax case b/c of its collusion & fraud. The latest: youtu.be/51ucm3OKEmk?...

For any Americans confused about Scotland putting traffic cones on statues:

We live in absurd times.

Hmmmmm..... Trumplethinskin, anyone?

Thursday 25th June 2026: Lots of tankers carrying crude oil have passed through me in the last 24 hours - it feels like we're back to the good old days! The opposing party has said anyone trying to cross me without their authorisation will be "dealt with" Oil prices are back down & I am open! (🤞)

You were putting her in a real-life danger while the government had its laser eyes pointed so directly at her that several prosecutors are going to lose their jobs or go to jail. And you did this while 1 - not knowing the law and 2 - to score internet points. It's bad.