Is it too much to ask that someone just unplugs the Starmer robot?

FFS!! #CFCvRFC 2-1

#CFCvRFC H/T 1-1

#CFCvRFC 1-1

WHAT!! Celtic are squeezing the life out of us, we go up the park, and score. 0-1

(sigh)... OK, here goes... 'Mon eh 'Gers. 💙

I dedicate the post below to those who blocked, taunted, or simply ignored me regarding ignoring SNP's constant messaging of "Both votes SNP." Nigel thanks you very much for your ignorance.

The only man I give respect to his title of Sir. Happy Birthday, Sir David. Here's to the next 100. 🎂🥂

Robot guy is talking in circles again.🤖

This is insane. This is the government’s “independent” advisor on antisemitism. He sees four antisemitic cartoons targeting Zack Polanski. His response? To demand an end to the antisemitic targeting of Polanski? No. It’s to attack the Green Party.

Zack Polanski once went to bed early and forgot to turn off the living room lamp.

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A final desperate attempt at SNP baaaad. We fart in your general direction. www.msn.com/en-gb/news/o...

THIS...

Danny Röhl has been out thought by Askew & McInnes in both split games. He needs to do better when the players are a squad of bottle merchants. Hearts pumped us in the 2nd half, all credit to them.

FEKK OFF!! 2-1 Hearts

Gassama is a shadow of himself when he plays on the right wing, but he'll offer infinitely more than Skov Olsen. Jeez, I could and I'm a 63yr old semi-disabled auld duffer.

Uh ffs!! C'mon Gers, we've not started this 2nd half. 1-1

YAAASSSS!!

I'm putting it on record in the forlorn hope that by doing it, it blows up in my face. Skov Olsen is a broken footballer and any attempt by Rangers to buy him would be an act of madness. Even if someone got into his head and managed some sort of repair, the guy will NEVER fit into Scottish fitba'.

Not filling my blue heart with hope. Go & prove me wrong, mibbees even turn up for an entire gemme. 🤞

I WILL be voting SNP I will NOT be voting SNP2 HERE'S WHY👇🏻 UNDERSTAND Scotland's voting system for the Scottish Parliament in less than three minutes👇🏻 youtu.be/0-ZqPHmSD7o?... #SP26 🗳️ CONSTITUENCY: Purple ballot #VoteSNP REGIONAL LIST: Peach ballot #VoteSSP OR #SG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✊🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I'm nae Celtic fan as you know, but that Hibs goal shouldn't have stood. Nothing else to say, except...

Starmer here is clearly conflating opposing genocide with mental illness That is the only way you can link the Golders Green stabbing with pro-Palestine marches The man is so clearly controlled by Israel it actually makes me terrified to live in the UK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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At least 2 US ambassadors to Ukraine have experienced Trump’s corruption and Kremlin treason scheme first hand; both have resigned one after another. If your diplomats are sounding the alarm that your head of state is a turncoat, under normal circumstances that would be a trigger for an inquiry.

Simply does not understand the voting system in Scotland. Bless. youtu.be/nWwuty_M53g?...

Ah fuck...

2-2 Come on...

Is it on? 1-2 🤞

Another lazy lackadaisical performance from this Rangers team. 0-2 Will they show up for the 2nd half like last time? If so, it simply shouldn't be like this. Poor mental attitude.

Oh dear, Rangers. Here we go again! 0-2

Hands up if you think the latest Tango "assassination attempt" is a stunt for a beautiful yuuuuge ballroom.

Drop something from the 1970's.

Returning to Fauxrage plc asap fro. ✊

Anyone have the Fauxrage plc return address handy?

It's an app that stores all your take-away delivery orders and processes them all together at the end of each month, thus saving a lot of separate delivery fees for the user. I've brought along samples of noodle dishes ordered on April 3rd for you to try.

The English parties in Jocksland want to keep us in our place, stymie our vote, and squash our independence. If ever #SNP1ScottishGreens2 was the sensible Scottish vote, It's right here right now.

Reform UK "Scotland" Scottish Policy: stands for Britain. Not even trying to hide it. Vote #SNP1ScottishGreens2 and keep this grifting plc of Fauxrage as low as Liebour's voting system will allow.

This is exactly the kind of SNP voter that the party loves. Probably oblivious to politics, incapable of reading what's in the pictures, and can't even work a hashtag. What chance have we got of Scotland ever being independent. #SNP1ScottishGreens2

Maybe the players could do a full ninety, and not put us through another first forty-five like that again. Just a thought.

It never takes long to see which version of Rangers turns up. Or the couldnae score in an Amsterdam brothel version of Chermiti. ☹️

𝚃.𝙰.𝙲.𝙾. #𝙻𝙾𝚂𝙴𝚁!

At this point, you don’t even have to look at a calendar. You can tell the day of the week by following the news. Once a fake story about Trump being “close to a deal” drops, you know it’s Sunday and the futures markets are opening soon. When Iran responds and says it’s BS, you know it’s Monday.

#NoToBothVotesSNP & #SNP1ScottishGreens2 May 7th 2026

That's a doozy 👇

It's a cult!

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@cici6923.bsky.social Aww, the profile 👏👏 So many references and I knew 'em all.

Slept in my AC/DC T-shirt and woke up realising Money Talks.