Don’t have or want kids? Reform’s Matt Goodwin thinks you should be taxed extra as punishment…

A birthday arrest A startled‑wombat face A meme avalanche… It was always going to be an action-packed Trawl after the Andrew arrest …and then old Mandelson goes and gets himself arrested! Whack in your headphones & join us for today’s jam-packed episode podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

We’ve all had enough of politicians lying to us, right? Reckon on that we can all agree Which is why I’m absolutely buzzing for this legislation that would criminalise lying in politics …”punishable by up to two years in jail!” GAME-CHANGER news.sky.com/story/hillsb...

Feeling quite patriotic. This is what equality under the law is meant to look like.

She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre. She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s. Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.

Consider today the celebratory warm-up for the other news notification we’re all waiting for…

Would be nice if Reform could keep their noses OUT of our private parts… But here we are Today on The Trawl: • Reform’s Handmaid’s Tale fantasy • Nadhim Zahawi’s near‑death experience • And that cheating Olympian Brand new episode out today 👇🏾 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

This week’s chaos: 🔹 THAT unforgivable performance from Pam Bondi 🔹 Trump malfunctioning at the podium 🔹 Farage’s attack on WFH 🔹 And Reform threaten to defund a uni because of hurty feelings Dive in to today’s brand new episode of The Trawl👇🏾 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Farage frothing about WFH again… Funny how the loudest critics are the ones who’ve probably never done a school run or a Zoom call with a sick kid in the background. WFH isn’t hurting Britain - but Reform’s backers would hate you to realise who really is. open.substack.com/pub/marinapu...

Today… 🗳️ Reform’s dodgy campaigning 💸 £94k is apparently “low income” 🚪 McSweeney exits stage left ⚠️ And Wes Streeting admitted what in those WhatsApps?! …oh, and Gregg Wallace 🌭 Brand new episode of The Trawl out now👇🏽 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

We had to have a little chat about THAT Times Magazine piece with Mandelson…

💄 Mandelson’s Times Magazine makeover (why?) 👑 Lady Victoria Hervey accidentally radicalising the nation 🏅 Olympians vs Trump 🎤 Bad Bunny’s love-soaked middle finger Chaos, fury, laughs All in today’s brand new episode Come on in and join us 👇🏾 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

One of my fave community notes to date…

Dear Patricia Clegg (the lady from the Reform letter) You say your energy bills are rising - do you think the fossil fuel‑linked lads at Reform are going to fix that? You mention food costing more - wild thought, but does Brexit, supply chains, and red tape ring any bells? ….

I deleted my post from before… I thought it was fake So I went to WH Smith and here it is An unbelievable attempt to sanitise this man and normalise what’s he’s done.

We cover the student loan scandal and how Labour almost made it worse… And would have, if it weren’t for pressure from the likes of @MartinSLewis Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

F*** Mandelson’s peerage, how about some real consequences?!

🍺 Reform puts cheap pints above poor kids 🎓 Labour almost makes the student loan scandal even worse 🙊 Braverman & Jenrick’s voting blunder 🇺🇸 Trump tells a reporter to “smile” when asked about a paedo ring It’s all in today’s brand new episode of The Trawl podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

OH MY WORD We are now: In the top 10 of news & politics podcasts And number 59 of ALL podcasts in the country! Only thing I can say is… Cheers Andrea Jenkyns!

There’s more I’m afraid… Andrea Jenkyns says only Reform can sort immigration I challenge her on how, given they’ve just recruited Jenrick and Braverman who oversaw an explosion in immigration Her response and insult speaks volumes.

Melania’s movie flop… The latest Epstein drop My run-in with Reform …and oh Mandy, you came and you emailed a paedo We discuss all in today’s brand new episode of The Trawl Come join us 👇🏽 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Melania’s movie flop… The latest Epstein drop My run-in with Reform …and oh Mandy, you came and you emailed a paedo We discuss all in today’s brand new episode of The Trawl Come join us 👇🏽 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Nigel Farage once vehemently believed that defections should trigger by-elections… I challenged Reform’s Andrea Jenkyns on his now opposite stance And this was the state of her response…

The death of Twitter, beautifully articulated by the legendary Stewart Lee. Catch this full episode of The Trawl anywhere you get your pods ✌🏾

Me: “What about the fact that Trump was found guilty in a civil court for sexual abuse…was that not enough for you to withdraw your support?” Now listen to the response from Andrea Jenkyns of the Reform Party…

So Trump came up when I was debating with Andrea Jenkyns of Reform… And unbelievably she almost walked off the show.

It’s 6am… I’m in a car on the way to debate Andrea Jenkyns of Reform on the @JeremyVineOn5 show Undoubtedly Trump, of whom she is a fan, will come up Deep breaths.

One of the most disgusting, brutal and unpunished child‑abuse networks in the world… And the usual voices who claim to care about ‘women and girls’ have nothing to say. We see you.

I'm going to be live on Times Radio at 9am to discuss... Prince Andrew (ugh), the BBC licence fee, parents tracking kids, and why footballers like Haaland & Salah are basically funding the country. Grab a cuppa and tune in... it’ll be lively 🔥 @TimesRadio www.thetimes.com/radio/live

Everyone knows what went on here... The lies we were fed to cover it up Unreal that we have to stomach the lack of justice let alone the unchecked power.

Every single one of us should be united… For once In demanding that he, & those named in the files, is arrested & held to account …& if reading them doesn’t set something blazing inside you, then accept that you’ve been conditioned to look injustice in the eye & feel nothing.

Here’s the problem… Feelings started trumping facts Stewart Lee put it perfectly when we met him…

Started the day being pissed on. Ended it doom‑scrolling in my PJs… Fart songs, fascists, Bezos, Melania, Reform, Epstein, and two small humans screaming about socks. If you’re also ricocheting between domestic chaos and global nonsense, you might enjoy this… open.substack.com/pub/marinapu...

You know who wasn’t blindsided by Brexit… Stewart Lee

Proper LOLs at Suella Braverman defecting to Reform... The party that’s spent years attacking the Home Office has just welcomed the person who actually ran the Home Office. Brilliant work lads.

We finally have a shot at criminalising lying in politics… And you can help. I spoke at an event this week where the room voted almost unanimously that MPs & Lords must be covered by the new offence of Misleading the Public Imagine if this went though And this is where we need your help…

Need some sanity and levity in a world that feels anything but? Then get this in your ears right now… We cover: Gaza’s (anti) peace board Danes getting ballsy on Greenland And what TF is Starmer doing with Palantir?! Brand new episode waiting for you here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Reform becomes the Tory toilet… And Brooklyn Beckham bring welcome respite from potential WW3 We discuss all in this brand new episode of The Trawl Come join us… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Reform becomes the Tory toilet… And Brooklyn Beckham bring welcome respite from potential WW3 We discuss all in this brand new episode of The Trawl Come join us… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Cannot believe the world is being controlled by a man not in control of his own faculties…

This makes no sense… An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto… No thanks If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote Sign the petition & help make that law. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

It will not surprise you to learn that Toby Youngs 'Free Speech Union' has obtained a High Court injunction banning the publication of a list of its donors open.substack.com/pub/democrac...

I always thought child s abuse was a red line... I thought that was something we could all agree on, no matter our political differences. That it would be enough for people to withdraw their support. The fact that it’s not has been a brutal lesson to learn.

Hilarious attempt from Tim Montgomerie to suggest Robert Jenrick was “wrestling” with principle ahead of his defection. Anyone sensible knows what he was actually wrestling with…

Today we’re trying to make sense of Trump’s Greenland fixation & NATO’s ball searching We also dig into Iran: the blackout & the history no one wants to talk about It’s a lot. But at least we go through together. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Could Reform be any more of a bin for dodgy and disgraced Tories? Who’s next… Johnson? Gove? Mogg? Whoever is falling for this rebrand needs to give their head a wobble.

🚨 New episode of The Trawl is out… Zahawi defects to Reform (obvs!) Farage receipts are produced …and deeply dodgy podcast chats get a thorough dismantling Plus, a grim look at Grok-generated abuse on X and who’s defending it. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

On the bright side, at least Trump won’t invade the UK…

America’s ICE age is here… It wasn’t just the killing of Renee that shocked us It was watching how rapidly it was defended, what it reveals about ICE & why we never seem to learn the lessons from history …plus why Americans feel helpless. New episode 👇 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Only the best people listen to The Trawl… 🥰