It's barely October, but Amy has already arrived flashing her November...

Dear America, Remember when you had a president who didn't fuck children and start a civil war to cover it up?

Look, the only people who voted in favour of Brexit were idiots, thieves and spivs. You know that, I know that, she knows that.

From Eurovision to UEFA, Israel has no place on the world stage until Netanyahu has played his part in The Hague.

In response to certain events... Touch my boat without invitation and I will do my best to kill you. Sorry if bothers you, it's just how it is.

Love it. Hate it. Either way, bite me 😁 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpNw...

Shit song. Also quite magnificent... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51...

"No,when I said 'bring unto me the little children' that's not what I meant..."

If Trump wanted applause from the military, perhaps he could have just paraded around in his knickers. Worked for Cher... www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3A...

If you like it, good. If you don't - you're wrong. Be better. 😁 www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d...

On the other hand, Nigel Farage definitely did say something about donning kharki, heading to the lines and carrying a rifle if he didn't get what he wanted politically...

If trans people bother you, just wait until you hear about chess...

If someone doesn't understand how English works, they should probably shut the fuck up...

Err, just one I think...

When we realise that it's possible to condemn both this act of terror and Israel's acts of genocide at the same time, we'll be making progress. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

Good god, this is horrific.

Reform have been exploiting women’s safety to attack migrants, so we’ve come to Downing Street to take a stand. Take action ⬇️ https://goodlaw.social/d82509

Liz lists her hobbies as counting black people in TV adverts and being too thick to understand that she is in fact racist...

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. For example, my opinion of Reform voters is that they're racist cunts.

I see that Elon Musk is planning his own version of Wikipedia, powered by AI. AI that's overseen by the megalomaniac, drug-addled facist offspring of a brutal blood-emerald smuggler who goomed then fucked his own step-daughter. What could possibly go wrong...

Healthcare, like sufficient food and shelter fit for purpose, is a basic human need. That means it should also be a basic human right.

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He's right. But he's also a hypocrite. I remember seeing the treasures beyond value in the Vatican museum and wondering about the humanity of a church that encourages donations from the poor while hoarding such wealth.

Indeed

This is what government for the people looks like...

When are we going to realise that people from foreign lands are not automatically our enemy… but the likes of Michelle Mone and her husband (and those millionaires and billionaires who are making money out of your misery and at your expense) are!

"Did you bring me presents, Pete? Or will I have to lop your bally block off?"

This A-Team reboot is a bit shite...

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"Oh, nothing sir. I was just thinking you might want to add 'oiled'. Extremely 'well-oiled'..."

And this man wants to be in charge of the UK government. Not. A. Fucking. Clue.

Farage said he'd leave the UK if Brexit failed. Well, now he has his answer. He can leave willingly tonight. Or we'll put him in a dinghy and kick it into the Channel when Storm Amy arrives in a couple of days...

It really should be a no-brainer. Do you want to expose your child to the minuscule risk associated with proven vaccines, or to the comparatively massive risk of not getting them vaccinated?

I, like Lord Glasman, have no authority to apologise on behalf of a member of parliament. Like his nobship, I shall do so anyway. I am deeply sorry that Glasman is such an out of touch, racist apologist of a cunt. His televisual adaptation of "Hurrah for the Blackshirts" was a shameful disgrace...

ICYMI: Anti-corruption campaigners and the Liberal Democrats are calling for fresh investigations into Russian interference in British politics, after Reform UK’s former leader in Wales admitted to taking bribes to make statements in favour of Russia. ✍🏼 @bylinetimes.bsky.social

Bollocks. Reform supporters will feel attacked. Good. They're not the median voters.

The Express was the UK news brand with the most breaches of the Editors’ Code upheld by regulator IPSO in 2024, according to its annual report for the year

"Boo hoo - the prime minister called me a racist!" "It was a lapse on Starmer's part. He meant to call you a racist cunt."

Does the Met still not have effective, ongoing vetting and assessment for its officers? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Social media is not only enabling hate, it's also helping people monetise it. We could stop this happening - if there was the political will to recognise that this is a case of living off immoral earnings.

I think it's time that NATO and individual states just started shooting down these drones.

Nice to see Ukraine doing its bit to help the neighbours reach net zero 🤣

Let's keep this circulating. Doesn't matter if you've already signed or shared.

In a new interview, Howard Lutnick reveals the reason why Trump, Bondi and Mike Johnson have been working so hard to cover up the Epstein files, which we pretty much already knew but now it’s coming from someone who was friends with Epstein. nypost.com/2025/10/01/u...

“Dr Goodall’s discoveries as an ethologist revolutionised science,” the statement read. “She was a tireless advocate for the protection and restoration of our natural world.” www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

🔴 Calls for New Inquiry Into Russian Interference After Reform’s Former Welsh Leader Pleads Guilty to Bribery As the Kremlin steps up its political interference efforts in the West, is it time for a new Russia Report? bylinetimes.com/2025/10/01/c...

I mean, as boasts go, it’s like being the world’s tallest dwarf.

That grinding sound you are hearing is the Ukrainians relentlessly dissecting arguably the most important part of the Russian economy. And they are doing this with almost no help from their partners--indeed the US has tried to stop them from attacking into Russia. kyivindependent.com/russia-to-be...