This will be hilarious if true …

The crime most people are likely to be a victim of now is a digital fraud of some variety and there is literally no pro-active agency to report it to. And if you're about to say Action Fraud, don't fucking bother, they do fuck all.

Heard yer da's been posting on facebook that paracetamol causes autism

Caught 5 seconds of a live Trump conference there: “Too much liquid going into these babies…”

Instead of trying to "cure" autism perhaps America should simply get rid of a President who watched Rain Man and thought Dustin Hoffman was the bad guy.

👉NEW -- Parliament blocks Declassified, citing our Gaza ‘standpoint’ by Martin Williams MPs condemn ‘sinister move’ to deny access to Declassified reporters. www.declassifieduk.org/parliament-b...

I was aware of the ‘driving while black’ phenomenon but apparently now we have ‘sitting funny while black’.

But people who know what they are talking about, don’t news.sky.com/story/donald...

Did anybody consider not endlessly platforming fascism until it became normalised? Just fucking wondering.

haha

Fucking big of them. Sadly, nothing will change. Tomorrow, Palestinians will continue to be slaughtered, and until our govt stop arming Israel to continue that slaughter, this is just a shitty little PR exercise. Fuck off. #StopTheGenocide #FreePalestine

this is… not how it works. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Putin in Russia first silenced all the comedians and talk shows hosts who criticized him. Then he ended all Free Speech in Russia. Trump is following the exact same autocrat playbook. Cartoon by Mike Luckovich

Douglas Ross on his way to the chamber.

When Douglas Ross was born, the midwife slapped his mother.

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Anal leakage.

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥

Just when I couldn't bear to look at any more social media, Douglas Ross pops up telling reporters he's afraid to go into the chamber for fear that Jamie Hepburn will batter him for whining that no one invited him to talk about Seagulls.

You can also boycott them *because they’re shite*…which is what you all should have been doing all along

Disappointed that this BBC news piece about Trump not wanting Mayor Sadiq Khan at the State Banquet doesn't once mention Khan's race or religion. If you leave out that Khan is a brown Muslim man, you gloss over why he's targeted by Trump. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Windsor Castle Tuesday night. Four of us arrested for 'malicious communications'. Now released. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8V4...

Stupid fucking cunts.

What a snivelling, wee shitebag, cliping, fearty cunt Ross is.

It's your party and I'll laugh if I want to.

The EHRC guidance is unworkable for business. Signatories include Ben & Jerry's, Lush, Lucy & Yak and hundreds of large and small businesses across the country www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

comedy is illegal again

Violence is not the answer. But you know...

The National's front page today asks a big question: Is it a crime to share a picture of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump? 👇

Bet that hat has got an LED display inside with his estimated expiration date counting down.

Christ has he had another stroke or did Led By Donkeys hack the PA?

Cannot believe how niaeve Starmer's Labour is. Trump is entirely untrustworthy, his word is literally worthless. If he even remembers what he said he'll deny it anyway.

The basic problem here is that fascists do not want to live with you. This all presupposes democratic politics that they do not want to practice. There will be no reciprocity here, and if you act as if there will be if you avoid calling them fascists and venerate their martyrs, you‘ll get crushed.

'Orwellian': Led By Donkeys respond after 4 arrested over Windsor Castle projection www.thenational.scot/news/2547578...

JAIL STRAIGHT TO JAIL

I am fucking embarrassed for us. For all of this. All of it needs setting on fucking fire.

“Yes, we were friends! But I cut ties with him ten years ago….for unrelated reasons…but still!”

Star Trek should do a space epstien episode. A guy who’s secretly working for the Tal Shiar compromises the leadership of multiple federation worlds and the Enterprise conference room is just everybody sat there like:

“Release the Epstein files” to be classified as a proscribed terrorist organisation by Labour Government wasn’t on my bingo card. Every turn another bollock dropped. 🤦‍♂️

Look I get that Mandy is a fucking horror show - but can we stop pretending that the decision to appoint him was a mistake? He was appointed BECAUSE he's like this not despite it. He was ideal for the job of dealing with Trump. The 'mistake' was not sacking him the second the scandal broke.

🚨Watch as police confiscate van showing Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump in Windsor amid the US president's state visit

A blocklist of vessels complicit in regularly supplying Israel’s regime of illegal occupation, apartheid and genocide against Palestinians is now available: noharbourforgenocide.com

In a time of universal bullshit, putting a picture of the truth on a van and driving it around in public is a revolutionary act.

BREAKING: Police have reportedly confiscated an advertising van displaying a photograph of Donald Trump with paedophile Jeffrey Epstein This story is developing