Fucking sucks about Mani man

Desperately need our own dedicated platform for World Cup coverage next year. Not just for the Scotland matches either. Absolutely do not want a discussion of the latest from England's training camp at half time in Japan v Haiti in a tournament Scotland are playing at.

Underrated moment from the commentary box last night: James McFadden, himself the previous undisputed holder of the no2 spot, declaring at the end that we've just seen the 3 greatest Scotland goals ever in one match

Heard you're not Scottish, sorry about it. Good luck with everything anyway

Need to keep my head screwed on work today before I end up literally attempting to write poetry about Scott McTominay

It actually is the greatest Scotland goal of all time you know. And it's not even close when you think about it.

There is absolutely no real reason a random 18 year old should have heard of or know anything about the actor and writer Wallace Shawn. It is not disrespectful to Shawn to accept this.

If you’re a theatre-maker, it’s hard to overstate how strange Wally’s film/TV career has been

Typically excellent from Dani, this

Fucking hell this train stabbing. Absolutely horrific, nightmarish

I'm not entirely sure what this "6, 7" thing is, though I believe when a young person says it they are commemorating Winnie Ewing's historic victory in the Hamilton by-election of 1967 marking the first significant parliamentary breakthrough for SNP in peacetime, is this correct

I'm afraid facts don't care about your feelings

yeah that'll show him. Why not make it 7 figures, really stick it to the bastard

Back from 48hrs in Glasgow. Spending time with community as we gathered to remember Keith McIvor aka. JD Twitch of Optimo Music and one half of DJ duo, Optimo Espacio. It was a profoundly moving memorial to a beautiful human. I wouldn’t have missed it for the world. To the stars Keith✨

My kids went guising as Calvin and Hobbes tonight, and you know what, they killed it

He'd be struck off this immediately if he became a Catholic btw

this is very good 🦇

Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?

fun fact: it remains the case that if the Princes William and Harry and their kids all died in some kind of freak yacht accident or something then Andrew Mountbatten Windsor would officially be made King

My name is Ozymountbatten, Prince of hee-haw

I'd actually read that the livinh arrangements of the paedophile formerly known as Prince was to be funded from the King's private estate, and not the crown estate, which of course also isn't funded directly by the government and so I'm sure he earned it all by himself by like saving up an that

And as a PUNISHMENT he will be FORCED to use his ORDINARY FIRST NAME followed by a FAMILY NAME and he will be COMPELLED to live in this very VERY NICE HOUSE that is A BIT LESS MASSIVE than the last house, and it will be PAID FOR by his brother who gets his money from YOU

i actually think a better punishment than stripping someone of their titles is jail

How are the right of the GPEW handling the current Polanski surge? The centrist tendency was roundly defeated in the leadership election, so are they now getting behind him? I've not seen any of the wrecking that characterised the Labour right under Corbyn, would seem to be a major strength if so.

There it is. Reform and Green in the top two spots. Unthinkable, completely unthinkable, one year ago.

By the way, it wasn’t a coproduction! It was a Trav production which visited the RC. ❤️

We're thrilled to see Trav history return to the stage - The Royal Court Theatre today announced a revival of Manfred Karge's Man to Man, starring Tilda Swinton, more than 30 years since a 1987 co-production with Traverse Theatre! @royalcourt.bsky.social www.traverse.co.uk/news/a-look-...

Casting my mind back to my student to days to ask who would be using LLM's to write them and the answer is surely almost everyone

nice wee thread of scots explaining that basically everyone is their auntie

I called my mum's cousin my uncle. He was my uncle. His kids are my cousins. I also had multiple family friends who were my aunties and uncles, some at least as significant as blood relations. Honestly I thought everyone did this. Very funny to pretend this is a gotcha.

There is a grotesque irony in how FPTP - defended for decades by the self-interested on the basis it keeps out extremists and fascists - now looks set, through its absurd distortions, to hand a large governing majority to Nigel Farage's party on around a quarter of the vote.

The "lefties" that the Labour Party have very explicitly wanted nothing to do with, simply cannot and will not be held responsible for the same Labour Party being a big bag of shite that nobody wants to vote for. Trust this helps 👍🏻

Yes, yes it is. "Has the dimmest person you know said something completely unevidenced and racist? Let's debate endlessly whether they're right! They're not, but we'll keep repeating their opinions."

sorry but this is absolutely CRACKERS

Celtic Football Club appoint Muscat you cowards

Ok yeah so I think I'm still fine with having no political party affiliation then ta

oh no did the broadcaster, podcast host and documentary film-maker Louis Theroux interview someone viewed as controversial within mainstream society

They'll be ahead of Labour before Christmas

The quotes of this and their replies now include decrying Hussain as an "Islamist" and someone is at peace with Nazism. You've all lost your heads. Quite something to find oneself so alarmed and put off by people who apparently imagine themselves to be sharing a position with you lol

Looking to officially distance myself from any bloc using "Magic Grandpa" or "Personality Cult" or both in reference to the Right Honourable Jombly Crumblins MP

I don't think it's true at all that Your Party is largely composed of reactionaries who are either hypocrites or anti-liberal btw. Hasn't remotely been my experience of anyone involved in establishing or attending events as prospective members.

shout out to Kevin Nisbet

very weak piss sadly

Adnan Hussein is on Twitter decrying Nazis and "their equally absurd counter-demonstrators" so that's more class chat from a class guy isn't it. Fucking hell

"It won't happen here" latest

you know when I was wee "that's Irish" was widely used to mean stupid or backwards but they've just elected their head of state while we're stuck with a weird old guy putting his paedo brother up in a 30 room palace after their mum bunged him off with 12 million quid they took from us without asking

As if I couldn't love #MarkBonnar any more, here he is giving voice to our experiences. Do listen, even if it's just to hear him speak. #DeptQ #Traitors #CelebrityTraitors #MECFS #pwME

Thinking on Arlington some more today, and one of the things I think I loved most about it is how, under all the layers of formal invention and poetic absurdity, there really is just a very sincere and recognisable love story. Connection and intimacy straining to exist against societal alienation.