Had a birthday party last night. Some people don’t like the post-party clean-up the morning after but I find something quite satisfying about putting the house back to rights, quite like it :)

Was sitting with my foot dangling off the couch and the big toenail is a little bit jaggy atm so Eddie was rubbing the side of her head she can’t scratch properly all over it. No one tells you this about tripod cats.

Fond memories of jumping about in a big steamy tent on a rainy Scottish island to this one live :)

The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.

Just deleted that repost about glinner cos it references the medication he’s on and that seems to have set some boring scold cunts off on here even though I couldn’t gaf about his medication, I just see an abusive man making excuses for his behavior. But whatever, it’s Friday and I can’t be arsed x

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It’s my birthday weekend and I’m looking forward to having a wee dance tomorrow :) youtu.be/FwxpMIEZ9fg?...

Got pulled into a work call at 10.45am this morning that ended at…2pm!!! 🙃

Late this afternoon at the Riverside Museum in Glasgow. #glasgow #architecture #architecturephotography #riversidemuseum #reflection

and again - literally just the hobby horse of some random anonymous Twitter accounts, enraging how quickly they managed to turn their horrid posting into actual government policy and rhetoric

it’s worth considering that this organised-mob stuff started with the people outside libraries cos of drag queen story hour etc. all connected innit

I can understand why a school would just cancel this and avoid having a bunch of knuckledragging thugs shouting and screaming outside and frightening the kids, but this will also just embolden them if you cave in every time. Difficult to know what to do :/

Started a Stardust Crusaders rewatch, love this silly show.

The courts can say what they want but Linehan will NEVER be cleared of “being a cunt”

See glinner’s managed to wriggle out of consequences once again, like the slimy little toad he is.

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

I feel like it should be possible to criticise racists without being a snobby dickhead about it, tbh…

this comic is 2 years old and needs to be updated due to technological advances; a modern AI girlfriend would tell him to k*ll himself

these people are sickening

Been really worried about Eddie recently, she’s been having lots of stomach troubles and going off her food, not herself etc. we’re into week two of a hypoallergenic diet and she’s so much better. Pretty hopeful we’ve turned a corner!

Went to a new art installation today, was trippy!

Discovered the good samosa place near me also does tubs of biryani you can take home and reheat. Life changing, honestly…

Mind this?

A grim story

Got up at 5.30 to clean Eddie’s arse today cos she had a smooshed in jobbie she was trying to drag off across the bedroom carpet. No one tells you about this when you adopt a longhair ffs

Got tickets to go see Pulp in Manchester next year, I regret missing out on seeing them in Glasgow (which is cos I was at Leftfield the same day, who were excellent and I had a good time tbf) and I figure this is my last chance!

Jesus didn’t dance, but his beat goes on.

the girl screaming "aaaah, you cunt!" at him as he gets beaned has given me life

the difference between how FWS are portrayed and the absolutely wild stuff they come out with online, on their official account, would be quite a good story if the UK media weren't institutionally transphobic

The Herald *love* transphobes. LOVE them. This award is a complete non-surprise, although it’s still disgraceful.

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I dunno why terfs seem to think cis women challenged in the toilets will just laugh it off. I’m conventionally femme-presenting so it’s unlikely to happen to me unless I cut my hair or something, but if it did I’d be telling the challenger to get to fuck.

Has anyone else seen this where they are, btw? It’s a sticker with a toilet against a trans pride flag background. Seen loads of places around Govanhill putting them up.

Heading into the office today. I see firstbus are still ignoring the uptick in the student population round these parts and insisting on putting the same inadequate number of buses on of a morning :/

Shout out to my boys on #InternationalMensDay.

I like 6music a lot but I find Grimshaw in the mornings deeply annoying and really miss Lauren Laverne :(

Feel like the kid in the emperors new clothes whenever I see stories in the media about glinner - they all make out he’s just a poor wee put-upon man being punished just for having an opinion, when all you have to do is look at the sewer that is his X account to know that’s not true.

For some reason eddie has decided she no longer likes her cat bed that I keep under my desk in the office, she’s just cried at me until I moved it so she could sleep on the same spot on the floor.

Brown Jenkin

Went to visit mum. Her dog liked me scratching his head between his ears so much he sat on top of the sofa just behind me and rested his wee chin on my shoulder all afternoon 😌

Went back to yoga after a break (had something on or been away for a couple months) and as usual the first ten mins were hell but I felt great by the end of the class ffs

Overheard a few of the newer Govanhill residents from That London grumbling about the weather recently while out and about. Yeah this is a west of Scotland winter m8 it’s gonna be dark cold wind and rain until at least February so buckle in 👍

Been feeding Eddie little and often today then anxiously monitoring her to make sure she keeps it down and doesn’t barf it up. Ok so far but I think she’s getting annoyed about me following her about lol

Had to take a pee sample from Eddie for the vets. She’s just been watching me sook up the big piss she just did with a pipette, looking completely puzzled. Probably thinks I’ve gone mental.

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