On his busiest day of the year, spare a thought for poor Rudolph, who is doing all of this while he's pregnant masto.ai/@vagina_muse...

UK eager beavers! If you'd like to receive any of our pubic wares before Christmas, order NOW. Our local post office closes at 4pm, and we'll need to get it wrapped and ready for you. Serve cunt to all your loved ones this festive period vaginamuseumshop.co.uk

Today I'm wearing my @nationaluglymugs.bsky.social & @vaginamuseum.bsky.social collaboration t-shirt - and I'll be lighting a candle tonight. I don't think you can get the t-shirt any more but everyone loves pins for Christmas... vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

This winter, a kind charity is doubling your donations. For every £1 you give, they'll give £1. Your money helps keep the world's first (and only!) museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynaecological anatomy doing the fanny-tastic things that you love! www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

It's time to tell you about another new, exciting type of digital censorship that we've discovered while existing as a museum of vaginas, vulvas and the gynaecological anatomy. This time: Google Ads.

Is menopausal rage a legitimate response to patriarchy? Are you a menopausal witch (or aspiring to be one one day)? Join us for tonight's online panel exploring menopausal rage in culture www.outsavvy.com/event/31628/...

Everyone knows museum memberships make a wonderful Christmas gift. Vagina Museum membership is even better! Your friends, family, polycule and workplace Secret Santa will love this range of quim-credible benefits for just £50 a year www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/member

Festive opening hour update: we are closed 24th, 25th and 26th December and 1st January, open as normal in our Wed-Sunday pattern during the taint of the year.

We’re excited to see Prof Shani Orgad will be @vaginamuseum.bsky.social discussing #menopause & rage - how anger is portrayed in the arts, history & public discourse, & why society has long tried to quiet it. 🗓️ Wed 10 Dec 7.30–9.30pm 🎟️ Tickets → www.outsavvy.com/event/31628/... #LSE #VaginaMuseum

Looking for venues for International Women's Day 2026? Well, look no further! In the heart of Bethnal Green, the Vagina Museum is perfect for panels, parties, product launches, and more. You'll be surrounded by positive feminist vibes with our women-led team.

International family! Our elves are loading up their sleigh to the Post Office. To be reasonably certain (pending your own domestic postal services) of pre-Christmas delivery, if you're ordering internationally, please order by 10am (UTC) on 5th December!

Inclusive spaces are under threat. As a proudly LGBT+-led, trans inclusive organisation, we need your help to thrive as rights are attacked and eroded. Any donation you choose to make goes directly towards supporting and maintaining our inclusive, celebratory programming www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

May we present: Clit-mas pressies for the discerning muff-lover in your life. Give them a gift which will put a (vertical) smile on their face. International dates for delivery before Christmas are approaching, so *snatch* these goodies up now... vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

One of the most enjoyable and interesting museum experiences. Fund the curation of women's health and experiences.

Since we launched our drive to go all the way last week, hundreds of eager beavers have donated more than £5,000. With the help of a charitable trust, these donations are doubled. Please donate and share to support the Vagina Museum in the toughest times ever www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

One of the most meaningful museum experiences I've ever had. Please help The Vagina Museum to engage, educate, and inspire. ❤️

which one of you did this??? (nice) www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

UNEXPECTED CLOSURE The Museum is closed Sunday 30th November due to staff shortages. Please accept our apologies for any disappointment or inconvenience caused. We'll be back on Wednesday 3rd December. Ovary & out, VM Team

Your cunt-ry needs you! Every £5 donated today will be doubled by an anonymous charitable foundation. These funds keep the Vagina Museum open to the world, providing free education and a *hole* lot of joy to the world www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

Your cunt-ry needs you! Every £5 donated today will be doubled by an anonymous charitable foundation. These funds keep the Vagina Museum open to the world, providing free education and a *hole* lot of joy to the world www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

Here on Bluesky, the image from our appeal campaign page got flagged as "adult content" so every time we link it we have to use this thumbnail instead. Support the Vagina Museum in a world where billionaires censor education and art based on ideology www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

Woweee, almost £3,000 has been raised since we posted this! With the help of our amazing match-funding friends, this doubles the (furry) pot to £6,000! Our community is quim-credible. Please keep donating and sharing to bring us over the line www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

All together now... NICE www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many fanny-tastic reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

Whether you're brand new to dirty talk or already love it, Luna Matatas is here to help you up your game and talk dirty with confidence! Join her for an online masterclass in dirty talk skills tomorrow - event recording included with your ticket www.outsavvy.com/event/29126/...

Ever wanted a Christmas jumper with vulvas and a big ol' clitoris pun on it? Your time has come! We've been beavering away on a special Vagina Museum jumper just for you. Perfectly suitable for office parties, midnight carol services and Christmas lunches. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/products/mer...

Today is #TransDayOfRemembrance. Trans people and their human rights are under attack around the globe. The Vagina Museum stands defiant against these attacks. We are a proudly trans inclusive space, even as discourse grows ever more toxic.

Issue 3 of Lip Service, the Vagina Museum zine, is here! Enjoy 40 pages of commentary, poetry and reflections exploring the theme of reproductive justice in digital or print format vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/products/lip...

MAKING MARKS ✨ 3-day exhibition at @vaginamuseum.bsky.social showcasing the artwork of current & former SWers - many exhibiting for the first time! We are immensely proud to celebrate their talents and support careers in the arts and culture sector ☂️ #LondonEvents #SexWorkerArt #DecrimNow

Looking for a stocking filler? In need of a truly original, vulvalicious holiday card? Our Merry Clitmas Collection is here. To ensure your order arrives before the big day, order by November 19th (International, incl. USA) or December 10th (UK). vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

"When people read erotic symbols into my paintings, they're really talking about their own affairs." A very happy birthday to Georgia O'Keeffe, born on this day in 1887. O'Keeffe insisted that the abstract images, flowers and landscapes she painted were not depicting vulvas.

How did menopause switch from an invisible taboo to a booming industry? Explore menopause and find what a good menopause means to you in Menopause: What's Changed? www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/exhibitions/...

We're absolutely delighted to introduce the newest additions to the Vagina Museum family. Meet our ambassadors, Amazon LeThi and Lady Phyll!

Well-spotted! The patent paperwork specifically references this part. It's for "ornament".

You haven't had a cursed old-timey patent in a while, lucky you! Let's break this winning streak by showing you a gizmo from 1846: the "wife's protector", a contraceptive device patented by JB Beers of Rochester, New York, USA.

Loveday’s coming to the Vagina Museum next Wednesday🎧🎸🎙️ Join indie dnb artist and producer Loveday to celebrate the launch of her debut EP ‘Don’t tell ur mum’ at her first ever London headline show at the Vagina Museum. Get your tickets now!

In our exhibition "Before the Blood", migrant women share stories of their first period. This detail in Siqing's story has resonated with a lot of our visitors, and we're sure many of you reading this will have had the same experience on seeing brown blood.

Owing to supply chain issues, we're going to have to raise the price of our iconic tea towels in the near future. So this is your last chance to snatch a tea towel at the old price. The perfect touch of vulva joy vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

We're tickled pink to appear on Dan and Phil's anniversary adventure in London. The rat has impeccable taste in destinations. youtu.be/g2Rn5uqQRhU?...

Sex worker artists, apply by 3rd November at midnight! Send low res images of the work and a brief artist statement to [email protected] ☂️

ACESPEC London sapphics! Join us Thursday 13th November to connect, mix, mingle and meet at a special Sapphic Mix and Mingle just for you www.outsavvy.com/event/30106/...

Tonight, sex and pleasure educator Luna Matatas is back for another online event: Sexual Confidence In And Out Of The Bedroom. Luna helped you eat pussy like a champ. Now she's here to help you become an amazing, confident lover! www.outsavvy.com/event/29125/...

It's not even Halloween yet but we're gonna say it. Christmas shopping season is here soon. Get a head start on it. Support your favourite museum of punani, pissflaps and pussy and treat your friends, family and polycule to some unique gifts vaginamuseumshop.co.uk

When I worked as a patient instructor teaching women's health, this was something we explicitly warned about - and reflects poor technique on the part of Fesshole's gyno. Never let go of the speculum while it's in the patient's body, for just this reason!

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

We've been a little quite lately, and that's because we've been beavering away on something very special. We'd like to welcome you inside with our fanny-tastic new Inner Circle patron scheme... www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/patron

Important Update As promised, we have reviewed our decision to pause all online orders to the USA and have come to the exciting conclusion that we can reinstate international orders to the USA. Thank you for your patience with us during this time and we’re glad to have you back! Muff & Kisses x

About 3-5% of us have a little raised line between the lower end of the vulva and the anus. This perfectly normal feature is called a raphe. It's pronounced "ray-fee", not like the name of the actor Mr Fiennes.

Fashion tip! Get the Kim Kardashian SKIMS with an at home DIY trick: hair will grow on your mons - yes yours! - if you simply stop shaving, waxing or depilating in any way!