It's OK, they intended to explode. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2... www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAA5...

Bible doofus uses the death of Craig Venter to say atheists will burn in hell and that all True Science™ supports the Bible, as he interprets it. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2... www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN-N...

That hideous swollen lump is my knee. Trust me, it's getting better fast! freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

I'm getting better! Don't euthanize me yet! freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2... www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGWH...

Don't do drugs, kids. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

"Mayor Mamdani is proof that if your political representatives don’t fix stuff, strengthen your community and make people’s lives better it is simply and only because THEY DO NOT WANT TO" freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

On the bright side, I'll only need one pair of crutches to get around. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Who is more smug? Me or Andrew Klavan? freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

This Rob Carter guy has no shame. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2... www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCSj...

Note to self: never go anywhere without a good macrophotography camera. iPhones just don't do the job. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

How can you bear to live in Texas when Seattle is right there? freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

If I found this, I'd have the classiest soup bowl in my neighborhood. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Just say no to carcinization. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Have you ever suspected that there's something wicked underlying your local economy? freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Watch the skies! When rich people start fleeing, you know trouble is coming. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

ASU needs to watch more cheesy horror movies. When you chop up your victims and splice them into nightmarish monstrous conglomerations, it never ends well for the chopper. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

In his 2nd Inaugural, Abraham Lincoln delivered what might be the most devastating rebuttal to the Both Sides lie in history. "Both parties deprecated war but one of them would make war rather than let the nation survive, and the other would accept war rather than let it perish. And the war came."

I'm on team blue, except that this thought experiment doesn't allow for iteration, making it entirely unrealistic. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

I do not like Sam Harris. I do not like Sam at all. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2... www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6dk...

Haunted by regret. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Green teeth look good on her. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

If you had questions about morality, would you turn to these guys for guidance? freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Have you called your mother? freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Pentecostal religion + UFOs + Rapture + racism + birtherism --> terminal brain rot. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2... www.youtube.com/watch?v=37FQ...

My mistake in debating buffoons was in failing to wear a goofy enough hat. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Can the Trump administration please just admit that they want to kick Chinese students and scientists out of the country? They don't like science anyway, they're just digging up pretexts to shut down labs. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

This is a terrible, TERRIBLE idea and plays into the false notion that religious people are somehow innately more ethical and moral than non-religious. There are principled ethical people everywhere, regardless of religion. Ditto for corrupt and evil people. www.baltimoresun.com/2026/05/08/a...

I will endeavor to have fun, starting with a commencement ceremony today. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Our graduating Native American students got special recognition today. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

I appreciate reading detailed technical descriptions of my knee, but I lack the medical background to know what this means for my appointment with a surgeon. It's nice to know it's mostly normal. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Scheduled? What kind of dufus would plan to shut down our courseware during the last weeks of the term? freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Having a little taxonomic awareness is a good idea. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Some of my little friends like rock-climbing. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Now that classes are over, it's time to face the chaos of my lab and office. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

May the murderous freak suffer a thousand more spider bites. May the invisible communists crawl out from under his bed and pummel him with pig's bladders. What a pathetic little man. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

This guy acknowledged the reality of oppression in Gaza, and now pro-Israel fanatics want his head on a stick. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

I've got no career as a bird photographer. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

You have the opportunity to vote against calling a cheesy, sunday-school-level heap of nonsense as the best thing in Kentucky. Unless you hate Kentucky, in which case you might vote for this embarrassment. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

What a fine day for a scientific study to come out that says my planned knee surgery may be worse than useless. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

i think one day we'll wonder why this technology was dangerously rushed into every consumer facing product instead of quietly developed to fruition in academia or industry and the answer will be that the tech CEOs didn't know what to do with it so they asked the chatbot and did whatever it said

I would appreciate it if everyone on the internet would stop talking about Richard Dawkins so that I don't have to see what an embarrassing gormless twit he has become. Thank you. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

My terrible secret: I have been placing curses on inanimate objects. Today I lift the damnatio. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Once you reach a certain level of wealth and influence, you can get away with anything. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

An antique watch, restored. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy6J...

I’m in Minneapolis today. Can you tell?

Every time I yearn for a car microscope, I hesitate at the thought of the horrific eye injuries that afflict my fellow yussies. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

The #1 term creationists don't understand but that they invoke all the time is "information." freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2... www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSs5...

DIANA: I’m really surprised his own people have taken him out. ME: I think it’s because the ecological niche surrounding Trump has selected for highly specialized bootlicker. So they have reached the apotheosis of bootlicker and cannot actually oppose him. DIANA: You need to write that down.

One final push to finish the term… freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

How loudly do we have to shout it? NO KINGS. Especially not you, you damn dumb orange toad.