MrBeast is turning into Jigsaw before our very eyes

holy shit holy shit holy shit Wordle 1,603 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

what did he mean by this

this plan has flaws, some might call it "insane", but if it involves sending me money I'm definitely listening Mr President

lol

according to this graph the 3 outcomes for AI are becoming a WALL-E person, 0.2% economic growth, and getting your skull stomped by a Terminator

a foreign actor? probably one of the Skarsgårds if I had to guess

someone explain the sandwich thing, I'm a busy guy

in unrelated news Paul Pelosi is retiring from investing

many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

me: simply getting dressed my zipper:

they're saying Dick Cheney in his dying breath endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor

Kamala's best friend died and you're laughing

whoa my wordle shape today slaps Wordle 1,598 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

i think they should do it. the government should shut down all air travel. my reasoning is that it would be very funny.

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

BREAKING: Riots break out in Philadelphia following Dodgers win

just saw a video of a squirrel water skiing and I'm 99% sure it was real but I'll never know for sure because of that dickhead Sam Altman

we are truly in the darkest timeline

baseball?

baseball

God, I don't pray often, but please help Canada kick America's ass in a baseball game tonight Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before

we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?" the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife

meanwhile Facebook threatens my livelihood if I post even a whiff of a butt joke on his esteemed website

can't get over this bathroom design. the entire bathroom feels like an optical illusion designed to unmoor you from reality. just trying to poop while your brain struggles to comprehend where one surface ends and another begins. a bathroom that drives you mad.

Robert help

I love twix

insane things are happening at the dollar tree

Im thinking of getting good at social media

so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?