not since "The Mummy Returns" has a movie's title summed up its plot so perfectly

the bushes were people 😂

BREAKING: Donald Trump has ousted the President of Puerto Rico

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

love to see minority representation (people who enjoy MTG) at the olympics

hot take on Lord of the Rings: there should be versions in between Theatrical and Extended. keep important scenes, lose the rest. Galadriel's gifts: important scene. Eowyn is bad at making soup: not important. get it out of here.

oh no

he's mistakenly thinking of Chris Columbus the director of Home Alone 2

"never let them know your next move" eheheh... even i do not know my next move... 😈

why are all the epstein files PDFs? what did adobe know, and when?

Adobe Animate hasn't gotten new features in 15 years 😂

never seen a wilder tonal whiplash between two movies. they even changed all the characters. what was the studio thinking

yikes good thing I didn't use Adobe Animate to create the entire body of work spanning my whole career as a cartoonist- oh wait that is exactly what i did

I think Severance and Dark are the only 2 mystery box shows in recent memory to actually open their mystery boxes and reveal shiny answers inside

nooo not Brett Ratner in the Epstein files.... all my heroes going down

the viral marketing for Melania is getting more creative but I'm still not gonna watch it

how did epstein find time for all the crimes while writing 10 million emails to everyone

remember when the Snuggies people invented backwards robes and made a bunch of money

I personally love the idea of the company that built the Xbox 360 building a nuclear power plant

(impression of a private equity guy) what if Best Buy sold soup

email inbox? more like email inTRASHCAN because I do not respect it !!!

Dudes Rock

wait... why is there an entire magic university in "Wicked" if only two people in Oz (Elphaba and weather lady) are capable of doing magic

why is "caught with your pants down" a negative euphemism. every time in my life i've been caught with my pants down something really good happened

lol

president looking very healthy

wow! same 3 reasons I gave up on Twitch streaming

lets see if bsky lets this comic stay up

Ted Cruz just broke into my garage and turned off the power breaker switches, I chased him away with a broom

Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.

wtf