Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker.com
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📝 1996
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
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not since "The Mummy Returns" has a movie's title summed up its plot so perfectly
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simi
about 22 hours ago
the bushes were people 😂
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BREAKING: Donald Trump has ousted the President of Puerto Rico
about 23 hours ago
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
about 23 hours ago
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love to see minority representation (people who enjoy MTG) at the olympics
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1 day ago
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hot take on Lord of the Rings: there should be versions in between Theatrical and Extended. keep important scenes, lose the rest. Galadriel's gifts: important scene. Eowyn is bad at making soup: not important. get it out of here.
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oh no
4 days ago
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he's mistakenly thinking of Chris Columbus the director of Home Alone 2
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5 days ago
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"never let them know your next move" eheheh... even i do not know my next move... 😈
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why are all the epstein files PDFs? what did adobe know, and when?
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Adobe Animate hasn't gotten new features in 15 years 😂
6 days ago
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never seen a wilder tonal whiplash between two movies. they even changed all the characters. what was the studio thinking
6 days ago
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yikes good thing I didn't use Adobe Animate to create the entire body of work spanning my whole career as a cartoonist- oh wait that is exactly what i did
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7 days ago
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8 days ago
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I think Severance and Dark are the only 2 mystery box shows in recent memory to actually open their mystery boxes and reveal shiny answers inside
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9 days ago
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nooo not Brett Ratner in the Epstein files.... all my heroes going down
9 days ago
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the viral marketing for Melania is getting more creative but I'm still not gonna watch it
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how did epstein find time for all the crimes while writing 10 million emails to everyone
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10 days ago
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remember when the Snuggies people invented backwards robes and made a bunch of money
11 days ago
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I personally love the idea of the company that built the Xbox 360 building a nuclear power plant
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11 days ago
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(impression of a private equity guy) what if Best Buy sold soup
12 days ago
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email inbox? more like email inTRASHCAN because I do not respect it !!!
12 days ago
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Matt the Innocent Guy
13 days ago
Dudes Rock
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wait... why is there an entire magic university in "Wicked" if only two people in Oz (Elphaba and weather lady) are capable of doing magic
13 days ago
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why is "caught with your pants down" a negative euphemism. every time in my life i've been caught with my pants down something really good happened
13 days ago
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lol
13 days ago
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13 days ago
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president looking very healthy
13 days ago
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wow! same 3 reasons I gave up on Twitch streaming
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14 days ago
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lets see if bsky lets this comic stay up
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15 days ago
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Ted Cruz just broke into my garage and turned off the power breaker switches, I chased him away with a broom
16 days ago
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16 days ago
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Zach Weinersmith
16 days ago
Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.
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17 days ago
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wtf
18 days ago
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