I'm heaven now!

apologies if this is how you find out

hell yeah Tatu

donald trump has appointed jay leno secretary of late night comedy

Two Point Hospital made me a radical leftist and I'm glad Steam is facing consequences

surely this 0.25% rate cut will be enough to make the president stop cyber bullying him

someone just DM'ed me on the Square app. technology has gone too far. we need regulations.

I think the secret to a long marriage is to not divorce or die

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

I'll be at GALAXY CON DES MOINES all weekend signing stuff and drawing sketches! Come say hi!

comic cons are chaotic

right wing posters will stub their toe and be like "Our nation has crossed the Rubicon. Civil war is inevitable"

DES MOINES! I am here at GalaxyCon all weekend. If you find me I will draw things. Tee hee bet you can't find me.

I'll be at GALAXY CON DES MOINES all weekend signing stuff and drawing sketches! Come say hi!

does anyone else see it?

nice!

I'll be at GALAXY CON DES MOINES tomorrow and all weekend! Downtown Des Moines! Come and fight me!

the cops have now arrested & released both democrats in Utah and are out of ideas

charlie kirk died the way he lived: filling my timeline with charlie kirk posts

just did a fart and a poo

I'll be at GALAXY CON DES MOINES this weekend, in Des Moines Iowa, signing stuff and drawing butts. I also need tips on what to do in Des Moines. Die in a corn maze?

i don't need to win the powerball lottery, in many ways I've already won life's lottery, because my steam library has over 1,000 games in it

wait, not only can I play stupid games, I can win stupid prizes?

you're not allowed to make this combo in Joking Hazard anymore. we patched it. if you make this combo your game will shut down

need this game

I'll be at GALAXY CON DES MOINES this weekend, in Des Moines Iowa, signing stuff and doing C&H sketches. Iowa great deal to my Des Moines fans.

this is very exciting for me because I co-wrote this movie, along with you and everyone else who has ever posted words on the internet

I'll be at GALAXY CON DES MOINES this weekend, in Des Moines Iowa, signing stuff and doing weird C&H sketches for everybody. Come say hi! I've never been to Iowa before! Bring corn!

hey bud... nobody else is gonna tell you this but... your messy place is the sum total of your decisions to put things down in incorrect locations

I'm 2 weeks into this negotiation

our long national nightmare is over. Mr Beast has been defeated by his son Beast Jr

webcomics in 2015: haha I'm my own boss, I can draw anything I want. the world wide web is an infinite canvas webcomics in 2025: oh no mark zuckerberg is my boss. oh no now I'm demonetized. time to eat my own shoes for sustenance