cowboy who stubbed his toe:

why did they redact this

feeling a strong connection to this doll I just found at the estate sale

let’s just assume anyone worth over $100 million hung out with epstein and banish them from society

INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what

when you don't have kids you're essentially breaking a 4-billion-year chain of reproduction and genetic transfer, which is the ultimate flex on nature IMHO

2025 mostly sucked but the Coldplay kiss cam thing was pretty funny

as a big fan of space whale politics I adored Avatar 3

(reading the epstein files aghast, like the boss in Ratatouille) Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile??

pass

always remember: 1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post 2. a phone call is technically assault

2026 Folgers jingle just dropped

sorry everyone, the epstein files won't be released today, nobody in the administration can figure out how to export a PDF

at my funeral i want a sad song to be played, so that everyone cries

Avatar Fire and Ash is the only thing propping up the economy, I hope you got your tickets. if it's sub-$2b box office prepare for a mega recession

my grandpa was a data center, and so was his father before him, so when you make fun of the AI bubble you're insulting my family business and insulting America itself

all my friends are turning 40 and I'm next! someone do something!

pay attention, game execs: we want more games where you can dress your character in a funny French outfit

the villain progression of the Diablo franchise is confusing -Diablo -Diablo and his brothers -Girl Diablo -Your own mother

i can't believe coffee exists. a delicious morning beverage that gives you endorphins and makes you poop. a total reset for body and brain. it's proof that God is real.

now that they're putting Mephisto into the Mephisto video game, we're closer than ever to getting Diablo in the Diablo video game IMO

all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney

we're so back! shout out to my fellow CSQO fans, who held their stonks for these past 25 years, on the rocky road to recovery.

the what app

ai slop demon hunters

Mr Duffy, let us smoke weed at the airport

he doesn't get paid enough

when you think about it rich people are the victim

teh

that jet ski took too long to draw, I will never draw a jet ski again

*6 hours later* ta da!

your boss wrote this article

if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million

Step on a crack, the boys in town are back

Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue and everyone should go check it out

this comic is how i feel when i play any online game after 2010

Sure I'll take it