Due of lingo

J-J-J-Jenny and the Bets

Remember the savage and keep it holy

William F. Buckley stamps, for when you absolutely insist that the American dream is not at the expense of the American Negro.

Random thought of the day: tv shows and movie and game series end when they stop being profitable, not when the story is over. If the studio wants it gone, the creators don’t even get to write an ending. If the studio wants it to keep going but the writers don’t, they’ll find new writers.

Ok, hear me out: these guys, but with generative AI

I am so bad at time management in blitz! It’s so funny when people resign or ragequit in positions like this, because bro, I’m three seconds away from losing. #chesssky

Ok google how do I configure my onlyfans to only accept v-bucks

Quentin Taranfeeto

Oh, you thought I was bringing sandwiches for lunch? You misheard me. I’m BRINING sandwiches for lunch. I hope you like vinegar.

I celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. — Walt Whitman

Turns out you can just walk places. You can just put one leg in front of the other and go somewhere.

Running over strangers in the grocery store parking lot Just kidding! Aren’t you glad I don’t do that? I think I deserve some recognition for not doing that.

Life hack: put an orange in the refrigerator

Rolling back the clock on my Windows machine to make it so I didn’t forget my AI girlfriend’s birthday

Being a vegetarian is so weird. It’s like, hey plants, thanks for your leaves and roots and stuff. I’m going to eat them and then biologically synthesize them into meat and bone.

It's my sincerely held religious belief that the worst thing you can do with stupid assholes is cave to their demands. They act like that because IT WORKS. Shut em down (generally quite easy because they're cowards)

Thinking about this for no reason

Cabbage

So I watched the new Stranger Things episodes, and I found it jarring that they referenced the D&D class Sorcerer in 1987 even though it wasn’t introduced until 2000. But more importantly, why am I like this?

Counting or not counting gang violence?

This is the most beautiful checkmate I could ever hope to pull off. I should stop playing chess now for a while. #chesssky

This is how Jeff Bezos looks at you when you don’t buy anything from Amazon on Thanksgiving weekend

"This little piggy went to market" wow ok?????? I didn’t ask tho????????

Just aced this cognitive test

h*eck yeah

Depth of the author

This Christmas, be like Harry Potter and don’t give anyone any presents

This post is off the record. Please don’t read it.

Oh, the Iron Age? You mean the Mysterious Metal Age? 🤓

Just crossed 1500 blitz rating on Lichess! I’m now as good as someone just starting out and assigned a default rating.

Butt sugar. Glute-cose, if you will.

In 2026 we’re bringing this guy back

What if stars in the night sky had different colors? That would be so cool. Missed layup by God tbh.

Judge Judy and Executioner

Walker Texas Stranger

Hypothesis: chess.c*m is teaching players to be more tactical and less positional because of the dopamine hit from seeing brilliant sacrifices in review. #chesssky

Fr I tell myself this all the time, mostly to justify things I did that took a long time

Hey Donald Trump! Enjoy your HAMBERDER and COVFEFE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Welcome to the jungle 😃☺️ It gets worse here every day 😔🪦

Baking soda pop