Me when my supervisor is out and something important goes sideways

It’d be swag to get some more commissions or regular donations 🙏🏻

www.dailymail.com/news/article... YOU SIMPLY LOVE TO SEE IT

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in america the hospital will charge you $130,000 to keep you alive but you’ll get to watch as much TV as you want while they do it in countries with socialized medicine, the hospital stay is free but they make you pay $2 to watch television it’s hard to say which is better and which is worse

I love blue eyeshadow and I will never apologize

i'm gonna make a new gender called Man 2 where instead of being evil and trying to exercise power over everything it's being chill and gardening and having a close knit group of trusted friends who you listen to and love. there will still be blowing up stuff for fun and monster trucks tho dw

Now that I have your attention with a whole bunch of kitten, could I convince anyone to go get themselves some delicious Panda Express to support @finnsplacetx.org work of creating trans joy and supporting our DFW trans and GNC community??? Baby McFlurry would be so proud of you

We can just do guillotines and seize/redistribute their assets instead. Either way is fine with me

guy living under an economic system that continually reverts to fascism and will eventually grind his own bones and the bones of everyone he has ever loved to dust in the name of profit: alright lemme tell you stupid tankie sluts why you're stupid and wrong

it's probably fine to replace every business model with "get bought out by megaconglomerate" and/or "coast on venture capital until offered a U.S. military contract". selling "products" to "consumers" for a "reasonable profit"? lmao that's a hobby. who'd invest $220bn in THAT

The cops

I hope he packs a bag lunch

GARFIELDS FOR PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not even a single thought

bad editing and collage memes are the anti-slop

Estrogen saved her

9 out 10 tech-priests recommend destroying your cogitator if it develops sentience.

nobody can fkn stop me

a society which allows dorks like this to Sephiroth post on main without dunking their head in a toilet and stuffing them in a trash can has stumbled dangerously close to a fatal precipice

I’m sorry or you’re welcome

What is it called "golden hour" when it only lasts like ten minutes

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*torrent of the worst, most misanthropic opinions you can imagine, stated as facts* I just made all this up in my head, but I'm sure it's true

I've been scratching away at this for a few days. Maybe it's better if I just get it off my chest. If anything, I used to be a lot more vocal than I am now, so a reminder is likely due I wrote about the Microsoft boycott as I've been seeing it around me. That's it 🫡💜 medium.com/@daavpuke/wh...

Oh my fuckin GOD store.theonion.com/collections/...

Not reading your thing if it's posted on substack It's real funny folks here yell at others for still being on twitter when the same folks yelling have a substack. They're both Nazi sites. What are you doing.

pasta sauce panopticon only a week after wool sneaker AI marks the beginning of silly pivot season

Hmm! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffrag...

"Economies aren’t governed by the laws of nature; they are the product of human choice."

Me after being left behind by AI

I dreamed that a college friend of mine was starring in a math-themed sitcom with David Duchovny

Does Garfield purr?

1br, 2800/month, utilities and street parking not included

#OtD 18 Apr 1899 Rosa Luxemburg finished the introduction to her classic work, 'Reform or Revolution', in which she critiques social democracy and explains why the working class cannot reform away exploitation and crises. More by and about Luxemburg here: shop.workingclasshistory.com/en-gb/collec...

I've been rereading Rosa Luxemburg's The Accumulation of Capital & I had forgotten how much shit she talks. Literally devotes entire pages to a footnote where she utterly wrecks some poor bastard. It fucking rules how much of a hater she was

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

every new technology is like "we've invented a machine that makes you poor"

bird autism

Hey you. You're finally awake

I can't stop thinking about that longtime video game blogger who hated Morrowind. I just can't comprehend it. That's the most incorrect opinion anyone has had since the NYT lauded Hitler in the 1930s

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

I found this magazine in a stack of forest porn?

"no worries" *is actually all worries* get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

two moods

Also: GARF LOSERS LIKE ME! I'm trying to assemble every Garf acct/PFP. ADD US! And if I missed an acct, tag them here!

you still have to trade privacy and money but they no longer give you anything in return, so you might as well keep the money and privacy and use some free/open source version of whatever tool you need because relearning to use some vibe coded new commercial interface is just as annoying