no but i locked my front door because you have an angry tomato nose and im scared

Benzo+apple juice+chinese dick milking combo would go crazy

lmao my dad fucking hates me

i may look cute and sweet but this is me when i get behind the wheel

I ate too much candy last night & my tummy is paying the price this morning. When will I learn that my actions have consequences?

i ruin the group chats lol

eating pussy

@badposter.lol three a party but i wasnt invited again

i wonder if this wh shooter was also a big pencil stan

A death so tragic you can eat off it

ima cry shit and scream when i finish columbo

as someone who watches too many eas scenarios on yt my tummy horts

voting is like riding a bus they cut public transit funds so now its useless

gape ape

kamala heresy

columbus day on dagobah would be annoying af omg

fuck yeah period shits

getting a rubber ducky to work out code stuff with but it starts talking back to me telling me im a goddamn idiot

do you think dagobah had any italians

happy weekend to everyone who farted on kanala harriz

write them on a grenade boom checkmate heggy

she chatta on my nooga till i choo choo

is this about meeee

they're called baby boomers because they fuckin love bombing babies

i went to the wrong theater

roses are red sand makes up glass you smell like cheese and ripe unwashed ass

im going to see a scary movie 2nite

hear me out comfort nexus

i hope i didnt piss anyone off

i learned the hard way that swedish meatballs and meaty swedish balls arent the same

post warhammer wrong answers only

Chicken noodle pie Grape soup (basically just wine) Spaghetti shish kebab PB & J lasagna Caesar salad sandwich

sisterhood of the traveling diva cup

i Hate when i’m drivig drunk down the highway at 90mph and some Kamerla Harres lover merges into my lane and goes the speed “limit”. gtfo of my way Liberal, i’m on my way to a January 6th style rally damn it !!!’

Bababooey

less lolicon more lollipops

this happens to @badposter.lol all the time lol

he gets more ass than a toilet seat btw

i fucking love being stupid

GARBAGE - dashare.zone ADMIN

itsy bitsy spider is just myth of sisyphus for babies

MY SON CAME HOME WITH A PARTICIPATION TROPHY FROM SOCCER. I SAID WE DO NOT PARTICIPATE WE DOMINATE. I MELTED THE TROPHY DOWN WITH A BLOWTORCH AND FORGED THE METAL INTO A HELMET. HE NOW WEARS IT TO EVERY GAME. THE OTHER KIDS CALL HIM SIR. THE COACH ASKED FOR MY NUMBER. I GAVE HIM A RIBEYE INSTEAD

U GUIZE WANNA SEE A PICTURE OF MY GIRLFRIEND

all the hand soaps at the store comes in these different flavors but when i drink them they all taste the same why is that

posters madness but its just me believing i am an azalea bush with a social media acct

turns out I saved the post long ago @ashuraou.bsky.social lol