Exercising my demons

Waiting to do the big daddy thing for today, only then can I do all the little wee things!

Share one of your all time favorite actors

Moots with just emoji handles, you the real 👀🌹💕➿️👉💥

Butterflies frolic in the early warmth Jealousy twinges the cords of my heart Pulls bitter to my tongue The taste should be of you The broken cogs hardly move the thumping thing in my chest Weighty it squeals another inch Tomorrow may arrive The butterflies dance away #vss365

A three word horror story: Blerr is back

coochie a movie: Jurassic Coochie

Everyone hides The steaming sun comes again On the clouds it rides

Had a fun time on Twitch with a weird squirrel lady!

You learn something every day on Bluesky.

I am handing out spells, like this for your very own conjuring magic!

Time to start drinking heavily

I'm bored, AMA!

⬆️ The person above me and the person below me are secret lovers ⬇️

This is where I post from

My neck has been hurting for 2 days now! I need to de-stress.

Enticing you with my radiating plumage display

QTP with a GIF of a powerful woman

In life, you're either the worm or this birb! (Never fails to crack me up)

Hear me out: spicy cereal

Sometimes I think I should have just submitted to being a toxic bitch, I would have gotten so far in life! Instead I'm the pathetic fool who always says sorry for breathing and cries at the drop of a hat. 🤦‍♀️

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image

"The butterflies of the night drift, Bewitch, and lead astray Passions and affections Turned to an innocent love song, ah, Kamurocho"

Yawning is just screaming for your morning juice

Last film watched Last song played Last game played Last meme saved

Tonight's forecast: partly moony with candescent crepuscular clouds

Honestly rate yourself Looks 6/10 Creativity 10/10 Humor 10/10 Mental health 2/10 Empathy 9/10 Patience 2/10 Social skills 4/10 Memory 6/10 Courage 7/10 Firepower 100/10 Skill 8/10

Take me down to the blerry city Where the ass is clean And the boys are dirty

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes Spicy German sausages are the wurst Pepsi or Cola? There will be a pop quiz

Anything can be music if it has a beat Anything can be eaten if you cook it right Anything can be art if you reframe it

How you can tell if Blerr has been somewhere before you were there...

He came. He ribbited. He saltated.

Happy birthday Geisty! @prettyvulgar.bsky.social

me and my best friend 🎶

Alfred Hitchcock's Paddington

Let's see your face for the week!

Time to be the the biggest and best blerr

It's time to reboot butterflies with a more believable backstory than all that caterpillar bullshit.

Drop something ALIEN

I get dozens of job notifications in my inbox every day but zero job offers.

Man, I'm horngry again! I should think of a new breakfast dish. Macaroni omelet Tuna & waffles Ham and scrambled egg soup French toast smothered in gravy

Why is everyone talking about waffles?

Stephen Spielberg's Marcel the Shell

Ah, the golden butterfly. As shiny as the sun itself... Once you have a light like that, everything will... Everything...

Drop some wings

Growing my nose real long so I can look down it at you Extending my beak so I can talk behind your back Extracting my claws so I can grab your snack