Tag yourself. I'm "Spicy chicken"

Not my president Not my monkeys Not my cojones Not my flunkies

Them: If you could live anywhere Me: Inside you where it's damp and warm

Throwing hands to get tossed under the kicking skin you're in

TGIF....and on Friday, we dance!

Smile 2

Lifting my emotional baggage out of my revolving trauma carousel of regret

Was already stressed out and now about to get Uberbetastressmaxxed!

Hey Gang, Its Bandwagon Time! Bird Photography Is Trending... AnD Really, Who Doesnt Love Flip The Bird? #birdoftheday #birds #madmagazine

Omg the stuff in my Reddit inbox just whhhyyy? 😹

Chicken noodle pie Grape soup (basically just wine) Spaghetti shish kebab PB & J lasagna Caesar salad sandwich

Share some of the best eyes in movies

Wake me up inside (Save me)

Post your Warhammer, wrong answers only

Join this cat cult account it's the juiciest one in town!

Who wants to be my 150th follower? I will promote your account!

Eastern Bluebird

Cracking my back Twisting my leg Shaking my hips Laying an egg

Forget sharing the last picture you saved. I want to see the first picture on your phone.

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter N

Me to an orange bitchy blerry cat

Attending more concerts is something I'm adding to my bucket list

Big smooches to my old oomfs who blocked me *mwah I hope your friends do the same to you when you change!

How can I be more me when I don't know who I am anymore?

my toxic trait? i think i can fist a knuckle sandwich and win

Caged bird sings to the Winds, dreaming of open skies, An eagle within. #WildWalkPrompt #caged #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @sonnetsmith.bsky.social

My spirit animal

Sorry porn accounts, I'm just not that into you!

Entering the transition phase of my life is like not being able to see where you jump!

Changing your pfp and username is basically entering witness protection and expecting your mutuals to solve a cold case

Everything I've ever done was a mistake and I'm an aberration.

Soaked knee deep in the teariness of regrets

Wrasslin tonight!

Quote with a fictional band that's not Spinal Tap

I'm gonna try to stop worrying and start intensifying my blerrying!

TONIGHT! Tell us what part of tonight's 3 hour #AEWDynamite & #AEWCollision show you're the most stoked for! The LAST STOP before #AEWDoN KICKS OFF at 8/7c on TBS & HBO Max, TONIGHT!

G N I Y L F

White trash scented candles: Hoosier Daddy's Porch Couch Nacho Mama's Bra Money Sweat Cousin Earl's Pearl Jam Red-Berry Headed Stepchild

On Wednesdays we wear black