John Moynes
@johnmoynes.bsky.social
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Poet, comedian, tall
Ireland holds its breath, waiting for our Taoiseach to say "Ah, sure, things happen."
about 4 hours ago
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Excuse me I ordered a life bed.
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about 5 hours ago
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Anyone who doesn't dress up as an admiral and try to infiltrate an event in Wales should be ashamed of themselves to be quite honest.
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about 7 hours ago
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Look at this place. Doesn't even have a roof. Terrible. 2/10.
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about 7 hours ago
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I hope this email finds you, and this email only has to be lucky once.
about 8 hours ago
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He's taking the peace.
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about 9 hours ago
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Bulls are in danger of going instinct because people no longer buy china plates in bricks and mortar shops.
about 9 hours ago
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Bren Berry
about 11 hours ago
Next Friday 16th Jan âïž
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Interesting to see that so many of you are willing to quote the notorious elephant murderer George Orwell. I guess some animals really are more equal than others. Disgusting.
about 11 hours ago
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White House staff will be keeping Trump distracted making decisions about "running Venezuela" while they destroy America.
about 13 hours ago
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He'll bomb the side of a hill then declare victory without putting a boot on the ground.
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about 13 hours ago
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Just to remind you all that the thing about Blue Monday being made up to sell holidays was made up by Ikea so people would say "Holidays are lies, I'm buying some shelves."
about 15 hours ago
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Fabergé was just a shell company.
about 15 hours ago
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FACT: On this day in 1982 overpriced and slightly dry sandwiches were invented by the Earl of Marks and Spencer.
about 15 hours ago
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We should spend 2026 convincing an Irish politician that the secret to electoral success is copying Trump's make up. I don't really care which politician but I reckon the best place to start looking is the Seanad.
about 15 hours ago
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In today's show we'll be taking a long hard look at shy people.
about 15 hours ago
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Huge if true.
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1 day ago
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Shocking to see millenials using social media to openly plan their hacking sprees.
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1 day ago
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Watching an old film about traditional Finnish knife making. Apparently "knives have a long history in Finland." Fascinating.
1 day ago
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I had an annual tradition once.
1 day ago
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The reason for falling literacy levels is known to all the so-called experts but none of them have the courage to admit it. The alphabet is quite simply too long.
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1 day ago
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Gonna open a restaurant called Actually That's Far Too Much Salt.
1 day ago
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Standplaats KrakĂłw could really use some cash!
about 1 year ago
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I feel a great disturbance in the force, like a million Glenroe theme tunes playing at once.
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FACT: Kim Philby's full name was Kimberley Mikado Philby and to this day soft crumbly biscuits with pink sticky stuff and jam are never granted the highest security clearance.
1 day ago
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Greenland is NOT in Africa.
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1 day ago
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AodhĂĄn Ă RĂordĂĄin MEP
1 day ago
We practice what we preach or we donât.
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This will hurt United Russia in the midterms.
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1 day ago
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I am also currently running Venezuela.
1 day ago
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2Driving2Miss2Daisy
1 day ago
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Experts say you should probably be indoors right now.
1 day ago
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I reckon that old story about China causing earthquakes by jumping up and down may not be entirely true.
1 day ago
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Nothing like an invasion to make everyone realise they'd been right about everything all along.
1 day ago
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It's ok to support Trump if you also shake your head to indicate disapproval.
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1 day ago
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Sam Turner
1 day ago
Here is Jools producing a fresh batch of Hollandaise.
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It's hard to explain to young people how efficient the internet used to be. It just took seconds to find out which Game of Thrones character you were.
1 day ago
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Eggs Boogie Woogie are served with ham and a Jools Hollandaise sauce.
1 day ago
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If you watch the Rumble in the Jungle backwards it's an unboxing video.
2 days ago
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The correct term is "evidence."
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3 days ago
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I hate waking up with a hangover and getting an email saying I bet $200,000 on an invasion of Venezuela.
3 days ago
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Dry January is offensive to fish.
3 days ago
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Tara Skurtu
3 days ago
Hereâs to pulling out by the roots all that doesnât nourish. May we garden our lives to bloom.
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This this this is why I paint toy soldiers.
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3 days ago
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FACT: Early cameras required up to 15 minutes exposure under legislation to prevent early upskirt pics.
3 days ago
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You'll be the next Bernard Manning.
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3 days ago
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Yesterday I heard a man, who I know for a fact is not a vegetarian, say that he doesn't eat sausages. Any kind, ever. That is deeply weird.
3 days ago
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It's amazing to think that over a thousand years ago the Chinese could make a road out of silk.
3 days ago
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Remember when Budweisser did the wassuuppp ad and it was so annoying you can't get Budweisser on tap in Ireland anymore?
3 days ago
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Richard McElreath đââŹ
4 days ago
Es ist wieder soweit! It's time to take down and responsibly dispose of your xmas tree. Please consider the Christmas tree cannon
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Mark OâBrien
4 days ago
New line of iced kittens available in Tesco apparently đ
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