You have to give Lewis credit for being the first deeply mediocre privately educated white woman to truly achieve the unchallengeable smugness of her deeply mediocre privately educated white male peers.

I had a snooze on the green and I've sweated sun block into my eyes. Sexy motherfucker.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Nobody tell him what "roiling" actually means.

"I pay a subscription to the nazi so that I can occasionally tip my fedora at the nazi's child abuse generation bot. You rubes. You absolute losers."

Why do I have mutuals following this dreary cunt?

"Our product is worth fifty trillion dollars because eight billion people love it but also they hate it because they're too stupid. Please clap."

Turbocharging our economy with this literal idiot

There's a certain level of chronic jaw-aching stupidity that only an NYT opinionater can reach.

The massive reduction in net immigration is not a "win" for Labour, kids. It's a chronically stupid policy and cheering it is just conceding that Reform is correct to blame everything on foreigners.

I know I'm a dusty old crone, but I'm old enough to remember when real programmers could get a fully functional browser in 10k lines and an entire embedded system in 5k. We're bigging up vibe coding by measuring it against 21st century webdev hackers who absolutely cannot code for shit.

Only if it actually contains a bath.

I don't want to go all pinko but if you're the director of a limited company then you're the bourgeoisie and if you are employed on a salary in an office then you're working class. It doesn't matter what milk you have in your latte or whether you own a transit van.

Wrote a letter to my MP, it’s probably not the most coherent thing in the world but I couldn’t not say anything.

The centrist mantra: can we all be grown up and sensible and stop arguing about things that I'm too cowardly to make an argument for.

For people living in an imperial country, he's 7.5 metres tall which is about 25 feet.

If Trump won't give me some of the $1.8 billion he stole from the Treasury, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

The legend @cmatbaby.bsky.social said a lot more in her acceptance speech than what RTÉ are reporting. (Video posted by Lisa McLoughlin on Instagram - www.instagram.com/reel/DYnTKR3...) #Speirgorm

41% of the population is concerned about the single issue that every media outlet, social media platform, and mainstream politician is fisting down their eye sockets 24 hours a day.

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Not to be confused with Glasgow Rachel, Glasgow Cedric, Quinn of the South, or Stenhouse Murray.

By EHRC logic, men who believe women are intellectually inferior do not automatically hate women and assuming that they hate women is stereotyping them. I would like to make it clear that I do not agree with this and that the reason I think Bridget Philipson is thick is because she's really thick.

Friday.

Texted the manager of my football team to say he's supposed to make me and the other trans guys change separately to the cis guys for our tournament tonight and he's replied with "fuck the ehrc and fuck the fa" so good luck to the government on getting people to enforce this

We did it, lads. We banned trans people from toilets. Now to sit back and watch house prices come down and vegetables stop rotting on supermarket shelves and we'll all come together and feast on Cadbury's Creme Eggs as big as your head, m'boy, And we'll watch Morecambe and Wise, who did NOT die

One of the biggest failings of LLM hype is the dishonesty of the language. An LLM cannot reason just because you call it a "reasoning" model. An "agentic" LLM has precisely zero agency. Nothing "hallucinates" except humans.

Fucking hell

"Capitalism at its most remarkable" = entirely supported by government subsidy and mostly replicating things achieved six decades earlier by a publicly funded space race.

Big Brain Centrists: Line Go Up! Hate Immigrants Harder!

Nicknames were mandatory in the 70s and 80s because everybody was either David or Andrew or Joanne. Millennial angst can be traced to not having mates called Digger, Spud, Miggy, Minty, and Fash.

Un jour normal aux USA ...

The French-est protest sign of 2026

optomistic 20th century sci fi writers: the future will have flying cars pessimistic 20th century sci fi writers: the future will be the torment nexus 2026: don't type the word "you" into the search bar or the machine will try to roleplay with you

The Greens putting up a candidate who's a career nurse specialising in child safety is a wee bit on the nose.

Reminded of someone trying to "train" LLMs to do "sorting", to prove LLMs can "solve problems". Not only a) are LLMs not reliable, but also b) sorting is a computationally easy to solve task, c) we have many efficient algorithms for it, and d) LLMs unnecessarily bloat the resource consumption.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live A my Winehouse S uede H oly Fuck I an Brown T he Verve H aim O rbital U nderworld S uper Furry Animals E cho and the Bunnymen

A dogshit party for dogshit voters.

‘Trans women must be barred from female toilets, changing facilities and sports teams, new official guidance is to state’ www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...

I see your favourite Wigan uncle is a racist prick.

Met a dog behind the bar. Petted the dog. Stopped petting the dog. Dog crying. Petting the dog again. This is my life now.

Orc soccer would have the energy of the Bedknobs and Broomsticks soccer game which is, by popular consensus, the greatest sporting event in cinematic history.

Deeply sick behaviour

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I made a big frock for a groomed child abuse victim lol rofl big goofy smile lol

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This is a genuinely interesting* question. Machine learning can be incredibly good at spotting patterns that aren't immediately obvious to humans. But LLMs are not really the right approach for this. Asking an LLM to spot something synthesised by an LLM is probably worthless.

Timeline cleanser

The Reform campaign for Makerfield includes a weird suggestion that Labour is parachuting in a posho public schoolboy. For all his manifest Blairite faults, do they expect the locals to forget that Burnham went to the same local state school that half of them did?

How in Satan's ballbag do you get your account permanently suspended from X these days? Reform's candicate for Makerfield, Robert Kenyon, is not off to a great start...

Such a cucked nation. Imagine failing to audit them when they can simply seize the assets after they're executed.