Siri, what video did Donald Trump masturbate to last night?

"You couldn't make The Birth of a Nation nowadays," laments D. W. Griffith, "because it's three hours long, very racist, and I am dead."

It's hard to swallow given the competition but I think he might be the weakest and most cowardly leader in my voting life.

"She's turned the weans against us"

Autism isn’t “caused” by Tylenol. Or vaccines. Or anything. It’s inherited. It’s natural. It’s human. The hunt for a “cause” is just the hunt for someone to blame - and blame only makes sense if you think being autistic is bad. We’re not. But if you continue saying this shit, you are.

Technologically advance a band AR Spex

Retrospectively removing indefinite leave to remain would be immoral and economically damaging. It would tear families apart. Attacking it as ‘potentially illegal’ is completely beside the point. Argue with the (awful) idea. Don’t try ’well, actually you can’t do that’.

A gender lens remains one of the best ways to understand far right authoritarian regimes. Male order is imposed through a family-like structure, with women subservient and children taught that fear is the price of belonging www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

By eck it's parky. Might tuck me shirt in.

Dinner and a blowjob to the first broadsheet headline writer to use "spurious" when reporting this nonsense. Starter, dessert, and a thumb up the bum if they just call it "bullshit".

What eejit called it the K-Pg extinction event and not the velocirapture

After Radio Gaga at LiveAid, Mercury could have told that crowd to go out and stage a coup. And we'd probably all be in a better place today.

Fishing in international waters (or "water fishing" if you're a buffoon with dementia) is punishable by death.

I see the 'liberal' evangelists are hungrily sucking the rigor mortis out of dead racists.

Europeans can be incredibly sneery about US culture (when their faces aren't buried in the latest box set) but look at this. Escoffier could never.

Look, Trump told them to make the AI more Republican so Musk made MechaHitler and Zuck made Child Predator bot.

Can't believe we've wasted thirty six years of world wide web waiting for this.

We know just what to give that guy for #BatmanDay.... TWENTY YEARS IN THE ISO CUBES

"I didn't do shit to help, where's my biscuit?"

If every single cocksure chatgpt evangelist could follow these exact instructions that would be just peachy. Thanks.

cuisses de grenouille fricassée

Antifa didn't stock up the fridge in the corner shop so my first two beers are going to be warm.

ICE continues to assault us. We are peacefully protesting. They are kidnapping and hurting us.

It's Friday. You need more Suspicious Crab in your timeline.

Well at least he's got (even more) florid paedophile apologists on his side.

The AI bros are so desperate to find wives that the LLMs have started inventing them.

For the record, I spent seven years at university for research, knowledge, and cheap beer and gig tickets.

www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.bbc.... Racist rapists? Gold-plated banquet. Authors of best-selling family dramas? Dodgy as fuck.

Well at least they're not hitching their wagon to a fascist regime that's already deep in recession and hiding its bankruptcy in crypto and chatbot pyramid schemes ... Oh.

Yes, for several years, a cohort of academics and business boosters have shouted about the supposed utility of 'AI' (which is rarely about good old fashioned ML stat analysis and always about chatbots). Now it's collapsing and these people respond to critique with anger

"Person who has just done the thing isn't allowed to do the thing" is not a useful response to violent authoritarians. Fact doesn't care about theory. The "No leopards allowed in the store" sign won't stop it from eating your face.

Which stage of "it's almost a little bit like fascism" is this? 52 or 53?

We just want some vaguely competent progressives who aren't going to throw vulnerable groups on the fucking pyre, ffs. How hard can it be?

Gary the dog for the timeline, like and retweet if you agree

"You look down and you see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over onto its back."

The Occam's Razor explanation for this is that she bought a shitload of outfits in preparation.

Fuck this. Antifa put raisins instead of chocolate chips in the flapjacks.

Me every time they call a scrum in rugby union.

I wonder how the UK right wing press is doing today ... oh ... oh OK.

What we definitely need now are ugly glasses with stealth surveillance that's permanently and irrevocably wired into the infrastructure of the oligarchs who are funding US fascism. This is a fucking fantastic idea for "creators".

The UK’s problems aren’t caused by immigration on.ft.com/46p3BPl

The combination of that po-faced headline about historical accuracy and that illustration is PERFECT.

Fucking hell. Antifa forgot to buy teacakes so I only have toast for breakfast.

Have they tried holding the LLM differently?

Meta spent billions on AI so Mark Zuckerberg could look like a dipshit in front of millions of people: aftermath.site/meta-display-a...

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

I barely scraped through my confirmation classes and even I know that there already was a Thirteenth Apostle who replaced Judas (on account of Judas being a bit of a Judas). Has a single American Evangelical bothered to read the Bible? Some of it is pretty good.

Sounds pretty cool.

This might be cultural treason but Buckeye is a far better name than Conker. Don't cancel me.

This headline follows Betteridge's Law. But the article does a horrible bit of Both Sides-ing with "science" on one side and "an obviously disturbed millionaire and his lackeys" on the other. Piss poor journalism for a (pop) science journal. Really piss poor.