To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books. She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it. It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.

Have I missed the annual "here's what you need to know about the American sports ball!" articles or have I just blocked every media outlet in Europe?

🗳️ How young men would vote in #GE2029: 🟢 Grn: 30% (+18) 🔴 Lab: 21% (-19) 🟠 Lib: 17% (+1) 🔵 Con: 12% (+2) ➡️ Ref: 12% (=) Via @YouGov, 14 Dec - 9 Jan (+/- vs GE2024)

Muppet Spiderverse. Good guys all Muppets. Bad guys all RDJr. Featuring Janice as Gwenpool: the only Muppet who knows the truth about them being hand puppets.

Married couples curling is unquestionably peak spectator sport.

The fart huffers' fart huffer is huffing the greatest fart of the year so far.

Absolutely wired off his tits and laughing about killing civilians. And the UK government allowed a paedo enabler to persuade them to sell him national infrastructure. Piano wire is too good for them.

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Jammy eggs and soldiers and I'm not even poorly ill.

Is there time to draw a swan before England Wales? There's only one way to find out ...

welcome to my hot hot takes: 1. i love trans people 2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot 3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground 4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth 5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless

"countless" There's six, mate. Frogs can count higher than that.

This post wasn't nearly angry enough

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

The Times is too cowardly to even call this racist without putting sceptical quotes around the word. There is literally no level of racism they won't cast a little doubt on.

Update... this is all going to plan! In fact, the first plans for the location of our humble emergency homelessness shelter, for the UK trans and non binary community, are here. They dont really do justice to what the finished article will be, but its a sneak peak.

Absolutely nothing has happened why are you even looking at me?

Will nobody think of the poor sad window lady whose family only owns three apartment buildings in NYC. Sad face sad face sad face.

There's a generation of middle class little Englanders who engaged with politics for precisely three months in 2016 to keep their Cab Sauv booze cruises cheap and it's still their entire fucking personality.

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Has the Villain of the Day broken reality with that thousand paragraph stream of consciousness about why not using image synthesis is actually capitalism? It's both there and not there.

Things genuinely smart people would never say to one another, #1

They're revising medieval medicine.

I'm starting to think I don't have enough Absolute Fucking Audacity to be a real cis white guy. Can I get patches or supplements or something.

My "they're a fucking wrong'un" radar has never been as right as it was with Birbalsingh.

You know you wanna

I'm not reading the details because in my headcanon he was physically tossed through the door by a pair of 6' strippers who didn't even put down their martinis.

Never underestimate the extraordinary resilience of a mediocre white boy.

“The combined tuition fees of the entire Question Time panel would not cover my cost for 1 year of uni. Is that fair?” Oli Dugmore It’s absolutely NOT fair. This outrageous scandal must end

Remember those unappetising beige gelatine/blancmange puddings that were inexplicably popular in 1970/80s cookery magazines? Every single spare Labour minister.

Genius! Blackmail countries which have significant human rights concerns to take back people who often should not be being sent back and then celebrate it by threatening more countries with similar blackmail. Labour really is digging down with its xenophobic policies. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Trump has made the chimps very sad.

Yer dad marches for billionaires.

The CIA Factbook was the ultimate application of "Anything Rather Than Use The Metric System".

Happy Biological Truth Of A Child Famously Conceived Without Biology Day!

"My shitty candidates were beaten twice by a deeply stupid celebrity. Here's why that's embarrassing for the people who pointed out that my shitty candidates were shitty. I am a inteLlecTural herp derp."

The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔

Important tip: if a grumpy US officer of the law catches you crossing a street and, after discovering that you're a foreigner, angrily asks "And would you do that at home?" the answer is not "Yes." Technically correct. The very worst kind of correct.

The phrase 'spag bol'

I was stuck waiting for the channel tunnel to be cleared of a broken down train with Geoff Capes and every molecule of my body wanted to ask him to go pull the train free with his bare arms. One of my biggest regrets that I resisted.

They never fucking explain what these "core British values" are without some weak lemon drink version of basic human decency.

The real pros skip the words and letters altogether and just post coloured squares to social media ⬛⬛🟧🟩🟩⬛

Be careful, repeatedly sharing this picture could damage Wes Streeting’s chances of becoming PM. And we wouldn’t want that to happen would we…?

Man goes to Grok. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Check out Elon, has dankest memes. Pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, But Grok...I am Elon.

The billionaires are having bloo bloos I get an endorphin rush sticking £50 in a mutual aid fund. Imagine what it would feel like if you could chuck countless millions around. It'd be like a 1967 Jane Fonda and Robert Redford Lucky Pierre.

If you have 400+ seats and you're 18 months into government and even the lickspittle fanboys can't name three credible backup leaders then I'm afraid your backroom svengalis are even thicker than Dominic Cummings. Stop listening to overconfident dorks who don't wash their balls.

You're allowed a guilt-free wank to this one.

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Nobody is posting worse than this tonight. Close the polls.