I wanna send a curling stone down your big air ramp.

Looks like every Labour MP got a message from the whips at 3pm to post their support for Starmer on the socials. Not even staged across the day. Just a big ol' dump of boilerplate support.

BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

It's got to be horribly demoralising to win an election and see billions spent on violent oppression and revenge politics and _still_ end up having a really shit time while the losers are having a fiesta.

Blue Labour has helpfully narrowed Starmer's leadership qualities to somewhere between "not as bad as fascism" and "not as good as Jesus".

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Kid Rock looks like a Megazord of all the kinds of hepatitis

$100000 says I can take her ethical Claude and persuade it to agree with the most heinous things you can imagine in under an hour. With time for a thirty minute tea and doomscroll break.

Quake at the almighty prowess of a mediocre white boy and his Google chatbot.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

Just saw a YouTube advert for a chatbot called "Her" They're doing a literal Torment Nexus meme.

They Live Fight Club Idiocracy American Psycho Starship Troopers Oh Lucky Man

"Nearly 0.003% of US dogs have been found during the animal trials of the dystopian technology that every SF writer has warned you about for a hundred years."

My theory that AI maximalists don’t know how to use a computer remains undefeated so far

I don't know the rules of American minority sports but what in the Birnam woods is this?

To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books. She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it. It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.

Have I missed the annual "here's what you need to know about the American sports ball!" articles or have I just blocked every media outlet in Europe?

🗳️ How young men would vote in #GE2029: 🟢 Grn: 30% (+18) 🔴 Lab: 21% (-19) 🟠 Lib: 17% (+1) 🔵 Con: 12% (+2) ➡️ Ref: 12% (=) Via @YouGov, 14 Dec - 9 Jan (+/- vs GE2024)

Muppet Spiderverse. Good guys all Muppets. Bad guys all RDJr. Featuring Janice as Gwenpool: the only Muppet who knows the truth about them being hand puppets.

Married couples curling is unquestionably peak spectator sport.

The fart huffers' fart huffer is huffing the greatest fart of the year so far.

Absolutely wired off his tits and laughing about killing civilians. And the UK government allowed a paedo enabler to persuade them to sell him national infrastructure. Piano wire is too good for them.

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Jammy eggs and soldiers and I'm not even poorly ill.

Is there time to draw a swan before England Wales? There's only one way to find out ...

welcome to my hot hot takes: 1. i love trans people 2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot 3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground 4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth 5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless

"countless" There's six, mate. Frogs can count higher than that.

This post wasn't nearly angry enough

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

The Times is too cowardly to even call this racist without putting sceptical quotes around the word. There is literally no level of racism they won't cast a little doubt on.

Update... this is all going to plan! In fact, the first plans for the location of our humble emergency homelessness shelter, for the UK trans and non binary community, are here. They dont really do justice to what the finished article will be, but its a sneak peak.

Absolutely nothing has happened why are you even looking at me?

Will nobody think of the poor sad window lady whose family only owns three apartment buildings in NYC. Sad face sad face sad face.

There's a generation of middle class little Englanders who engaged with politics for precisely three months in 2016 to keep their Cab Sauv booze cruises cheap and it's still their entire fucking personality.

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Has the Villain of the Day broken reality with that thousand paragraph stream of consciousness about why not using image synthesis is actually capitalism? It's both there and not there.

Things genuinely smart people would never say to one another, #1

They're revising medieval medicine.

I'm starting to think I don't have enough Absolute Fucking Audacity to be a real cis white guy. Can I get patches or supplements or something.

My "they're a fucking wrong'un" radar has never been as right as it was with Birbalsingh.

You know you wanna

I'm not reading the details because in my headcanon he was physically tossed through the door by a pair of 6' strippers who didn't even put down their martinis.

Never underestimate the extraordinary resilience of a mediocre white boy.

“The combined tuition fees of the entire Question Time panel would not cover my cost for 1 year of uni. Is that fair?” Oli Dugmore It’s absolutely NOT fair. This outrageous scandal must end

Remember those unappetising beige gelatine/blancmange puddings that were inexplicably popular in 1970/80s cookery magazines? Every single spare Labour minister.

Genius! Blackmail countries which have significant human rights concerns to take back people who often should not be being sent back and then celebrate it by threatening more countries with similar blackmail. Labour really is digging down with its xenophobic policies. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Trump has made the chimps very sad.

Yer dad marches for billionaires.