Just deleted a post because I saw several hundred people posting the exact same thing. Not all heroes wear capes.

That’s the only time you’ll see ‘Trump’ and ‘class’ in the same sentence.

The white coats have come for him at last.

I don’t know if Anthony Joshua is on Bluesky, but I’ve had an idea…

Not all Reform candidates are simply racist. Some are also xenophobic.

He saw the light.

In honour of President Trump I am renaming my anus. It will now be known as the Donald Trump Stinkhole. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I’m filing a $5 billion lawsuit against Donald Trump for getting on my tits. And I’ll fight like hell.

Just when you think he can’t outcunt himself, he outcunts himself.

"Oooh, no missus!"

THAT THING YOU LIKE IS SHIT!!! Follow me for more hard-hitting, no-holds-barred opinions.

This isn’t Nigel Farage’s school photo. Please stop saying it is. He’ll be very upset.

I told Google to stuff its algorithm up its arse. Now all I see are adverts for butt plugs.

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is looking rough.

The first FIFA Plastic Surgery Awards ceremony.

I am honoured to have received the very first Roger Quimbly Peace Prize. So unexpected. I’m lost for words.

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength

And the first FIFA Grovelling Toadying Shit prize goes to… Gianni Infantino.

I see Kraftwerk have turned up.

Congratulations to Donald Trump on winning the 2026 World Cup. Surely the greatest football player the world has ever seen.

Strange how all of these Reform characters keep turning out to be racists. Of course, it’s too early to say if there’s a pattern developing. Just bad luck I suppose.

New images of Epstein's private island home released by House Democrats

Shit sandwich.

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Kenobi

Your mum.

Pretty pleased with my first day as a Paul McCartney impersonator.

“You’re in my seat”

“Ich bin ein Clactoner”

@mattleys.bsky.social I see you’re working with wood again.

A hideous desiccated husk of a carcass. And an overcooked turkey.

Gobble and Waddle? I thought that’s what he did to Bubba.

REPUBLICUNT, more like #NoNotes

I find it far easier to believe that Nigel Farage was a schoolboy racist than that he was ever actually a child.

@mattleys I see you’re calling yourself ’super fungus’ now.

But, on the plus side, he did make classical references and have funny hair. So, swings and roundabouts.

Happy International Men’s Day everyone.

Trump, seen here getting tips on how to deal with journalists.

How dare anyone tell lies about Donald Trump. That’s his job.

“Big AND beautiful, Bill”

“Hello Bubba”

Busy weekend ahead reading comments by gullible people on very obviously staged Instagram videos.

@mattleys.bsky.social I see you have a personalised number plate now.

So many hoaxes. So many witch hunts. So much fake news. Donald Trump must be the unluckiest man in the world.

Labour deny rumours of new policy to only have leaders with square heads.

On the one hand it’s useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.

Instruction to King Charles’ bodyguard.

Disgraceful that the BBC alleged that Trump encouraged an insurrection. Poor Crooked Rapey Don.