Mr Roger Quimbly
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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
11 months ago
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Just deleted a post because I saw several hundred people posting the exact same thing. Not all heroes wear capes.
about 4 hours ago
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Thatās the only time youāll see āTrumpā and āclassā in the same sentence.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 7 hours ago
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The white coats have come for him at last.
1 day ago
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I donāt know if Anthony Joshua is on Bluesky, but Iāve had an ideaā¦
2 days ago
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Not all Reform candidates are simply racist. Some are also xenophobic.
3 days ago
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He saw the light.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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In honour of President Trump I am renaming my anus. It will now be known as the Donald Trump Stinkhole. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
5 days ago
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Iām filing a $5 billion lawsuit against Donald Trump for getting on my tits. And Iāll fight like hell.
8 days ago
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Just when you think he canāt outcunt himself, he outcunts himself.
8 days ago
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"Oooh, no missus!"
10 days ago
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THAT THING YOU LIKE IS SHIT!!! Follow me for more hard-hitting, no-holds-barred opinions.
11 days ago
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This isnāt Nigel Farageās school photo. Please stop saying it is. Heāll be very upset.
13 days ago
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I told Google to stuff its algorithm up its arse. Now all I see are adverts for butt plugs.
15 days ago
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Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is looking rough.
16 days ago
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The first FIFA Plastic Surgery Awards ceremony.
16 days ago
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I am honoured to have received the very first Roger Quimbly Peace Prize. So unexpected. Iām lost for words.
17 days ago
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War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
17 days ago
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18 days ago
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And the first FIFA Grovelling Toadying Shit prize goes to⦠Gianni Infantino.
18 days ago
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I see Kraftwerk have turned up.
18 days ago
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Congratulations to Donald Trump on winning the 2026 World Cup. Surely the greatest football player the world has ever seen.
18 days ago
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Strange how all of these Reform characters keep turning out to be racists. Of course, itās too early to say if thereās a pattern developing. Just bad luck I suppose.
20 days ago
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New images of Epstein's private island home released by House Democrats
20 days ago
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Shit sandwich.
21 days ago
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Moose Allain
24 days ago
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This yearās heavily features Bigfoots. Please share! Download it for free hereā¦
www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
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Kenobi
22 days ago
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Your mum.
23 days ago
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Pretty pleased with my first day as a Paul McCartney impersonator.
23 days ago
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āYouāre in my seatā
24 days ago
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āIch bin ein Clactonerā
25 days ago
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@mattleys.bsky.social
I see youāre working with wood again.
25 days ago
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A hideous desiccated husk of a carcass. And an overcooked turkey.
26 days ago
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Gobble and Waddle? I thought thatās what he did to Bubba.
27 days ago
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Matt Owen
27 days ago
REPUBLICUNT, more like
#NoNotes
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I find it far easier to believe that Nigel Farage was a schoolboy racist than that he was ever actually a child.
28 days ago
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@mattleys I see youāre calling yourself āsuper fungusā now.
28 days ago
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But, on the plus side, he did make classical references and have funny hair. So, swings and roundabouts.
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āToo little, too lateā: damning report condemns UKās Covid response
Report on handling of pandemic contains stinging criticism of ātoxic and chaoticā culture inside Boris Johnsonās No 10
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/20/too-little-too-late-damning-report-condemns-uk-covid-response
about 1 month ago
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Happy International Menās Day everyone.
about 1 month ago
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Trump, seen here getting tips on how to deal with journalists.
about 1 month ago
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How dare anyone tell lies about Donald Trump. Thatās his job.
about 1 month ago
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āBig AND beautiful, Billā
about 1 month ago
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āHello Bubbaā
about 1 month ago
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Busy weekend ahead reading comments by gullible people on very obviously staged Instagram videos.
about 1 month ago
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@mattleys.bsky.social
I see you have a personalised number plate now.
about 1 month ago
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So many hoaxes. So many witch hunts. So much fake news. Donald Trump must be the unluckiest man in the world.
about 1 month ago
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Labour deny rumours of new policy to only have leaders with square heads.
about 1 month ago
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On the one hand itās useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.
about 1 month ago
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Instruction to King Charlesā bodyguard.
about 1 month ago
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Disgraceful that the BBC alleged that Trump encouraged an insurrection. Poor Crooked Rapey Don.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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