Matt Owen
@mjowen174.bsky.social
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Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
Distinct lack of Alan “Good goal” Weeks on the ice dancing commentary.
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Viz Comic
about 6 hours ago
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“The writing team will be announced soon” I can exclusively reveal that…
www.chortle.co.uk/news/2026/02...
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Saturday Night Live unveils its UK cast : News 2026 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide
Saturday Night Live unveils its UK cast - Eleven comics join Sky show
https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2026/02/04/59884/saturday_night_live_unveils_its_uk_cast
about 6 hours ago
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Some of the worst people are those who constantly moan about sport on here “ooh, he did a goal”, “ooh, he’s done a great wicket catch”. Having said that, American football is pure dog shit.
about 8 hours ago
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England Italy Nepal Scotland West Indies Never mind the cricket World Cup, sounds like an England football World Cup group.
about 9 hours ago
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The biathlon makes me physically ill just watching it. A proper heart and lung burster.
about 10 hours ago
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Huge village beer match energy about Paul Stirling.
about 10 hours ago
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Morgan McSweeney sounds like the police procedural you never wanted.
about 11 hours ago
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Enough curling, already.
about 11 hours ago
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Well played Nepal. T20 WC is ace - none of this one game every a day for two months rot.
about 13 hours ago
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I could throw rocks at the AWI AI ads between the cricket.
about 15 hours ago
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Also a touch of Dodgeball about this ski twirling.
1 day ago
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Watching this ski twirling or whatever they call it - commentator is very Day Today Partridge.
1 day ago
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I’ve been out pinting (on a minor scale) three times since September. Tied one on last night, have survived peak Stroud Waitrose now I’m ready to knock the froth of some more
#Rugboid
1 day ago
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Needless shot
1 day ago
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Not out m5
1 day ago
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Looking forward to the ski jump dancing.
1 day ago
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The eighties sporting winter Sunday ended with the horrendous American Football. I remember a lot of my mates pretending to like it.
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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Rugby Special, followed by Ski Sunday were great, but still part of the dreaded countdown to Monday.
1 day ago
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One of the greatest pleasures in life is walking around a foreign supermarket sniggering at a packet of chocolate biscuits called “Wanker”.
1 day ago
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All The Right Movies
1 day ago
BLAZING SADDLES was released 52 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great comedies of the 1970s, and among the most popular of director Mel Brooks, the story of how it was made is a cascading waterfall of creative alternatives... 1/36
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shauna
7 months ago
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
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Mum wishes cricketers were still in white.
1 day ago
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My money’s on Konrad Bartelski
1 day ago
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Just helped Dad out of bed following a lengthy sleep - Mum’s watching a show. Dad: “Not that bastard”. BOOM!
2 days ago
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“Very bad choice, WORST peace guy. I’ve stopped all the wars - Robot Wars, War Horse, War of The Roses”
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2 days ago
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Jarod Kishner has a look of Succession’s Greg about him.
3 days ago
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It’s some whiny old wanker who sounds like Tom, Reggie Perrin’s knitted trousered son-in-law.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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Some old wanker trying to say that people who vote Reform “aren’t all that bad”. Stinky.
3 days ago
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Jeff Bezos? Spaff Jizzos, more like.
3 days ago
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Accidentally got in the way of some bullets
3 days ago
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Not that old chestnut
3 days ago
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Phew! Dad home from hospital a bit later.
3 days ago
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First day visiting the folks. Dad’s just been taken into hospital. Sakes.
3 days ago
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Ski pump, more like
3 days ago
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Rosie Holt
3 days ago
For those who missed it but would like to listen, Crossing the Floor written by me and
@quantick.bsky.social
is now on bbc sounds and available to listen here :
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Crossing The Floor - BBC Sounds
Political satire. Former Tory MP Rosie Holt defects to Labour to become a useful fool.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002qtf8?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile
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Spot the helmet
3 days ago
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oH m1114215
@sarahgailbrand.bsky.social
@samwhyte.bsky.social
@danwaddell.bsky.social
@markgretton.bsky.social
@kellywelles.bsky.social
4 days ago
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Train journey latest: Someone’s writing a script on a laptop. I’ll pass them some notes in a bit.
4 days ago
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Brilliant, there’s a Vicar on the train - looking forward to hilarious consequences.
4 days ago
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A truly awful pack of carpetbagging arseholes.
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4 days ago
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHORTS YOU MANIAC
#PiccadillyStation
4 days ago
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For those of you who haven’t seen it - you’ve missed a solid gold treat…
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This Guy's Reaction to St. Patrick's Day is AMAZING | Midday | TV3
YouTube video by Virgin Media Television
https://youtu.be/0Z-dbFhQBmQ
4 days ago
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Right up there alongside the video of the old guy from Belfast who can’t stick St Patrick’s Day.
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4 days ago
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Looking at an Ambulance documentary. Busy town/city centres. Never. Again.
4 days ago
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It’s worth looking at the archive on iPlayer simply to see documentaries minus slow-motion.
4 days ago
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The Flintoff show was so well done, and had a real heart. I wonder why the B-B-fucking-C pulled the plug.
4 days ago
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Looking forward to Series 297 of The Traitors, and the 60th Anniversary of The Apprentice.
4 days ago
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I’m never sure what to say to people who use the word “skit”.
4 days ago
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LOOK AT THE AMAZING NEW THINGS
@gailmyerscough.co.uk
#EventCards
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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