Matt Owen
@mjowen174.bsky.social
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Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
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If you know anyone who’s dreading putting together their wedding speech - send them my way!
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
If you can re-post this I’d really appreciate it 👍
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Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester
Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.
https://www.mathew-owen.co.uk
9 days ago
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Couple of lads on Four in A Bed going by the name of “Ussy” and “Bobsy”. WTF is this, Happy Days?
about 6 hours ago
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Sarah Dempster
about 9 hours ago
Fascinated by Marco Rubio’s hairline. It’s almost entirely without substance or form. It is liminal, unreachable: a madman’s lilo. A cow’s memory of war
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Yes, that’s the joke
about 9 hours ago
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TWO RONNIES FEEDLINE KLAXON
about 10 hours ago
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The Lady Magazine folded last year. They still owe me £200, and I’m not the only person they owe quids to. I think the owner’s still doing very nicely, so that’s alright.
about 13 hours ago
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about 15 hours ago
Feeling like a
#Clarksshoes
kinda day today 🤩
#Adidas
in car just in case🤣
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@okeating.bsky.social
Thanks you Oonagh!
about 15 hours ago
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Here’s my head and wotnot on the very posh wedding site Hitched. If you need someone to help you with your speech, look no further!
www.hitched.co.uk/wedding-spee...
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Mathew Owen - Speechwriter
Mathew Owen is a freelance writer and wedding speechwriter based in Manchester, England. Mathew has been writing professionally for more than 30 years. He has worked with household names, including Al...
https://www.hitched.co.uk/wedding-speechwriting/manchester/mathew-owen-speechwriter_35503.htm
about 15 hours ago
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Gail Myerscough
about 16 hours ago
Matt has lost most of his work to AI. If you want a great speech written by a human (not generic AI slop) have a look at his website
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Please repost far and wide.
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This time of year is just counting down to the cricket season, crossing off all the rubbish non-events such as the boat race and the Grand National.
about 17 hours ago
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AMAZING SALE EVERYONE!
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about 17 hours ago
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So the air goes out of the comedy writing business in TV (for everyone apart from around 10 people) so you pick up scraps and have to adapt your skills. With me I built a solid wedding speech business with which I got by. In one year AI has pretty much destroyed it. It’s an absolute shitshow.
about 17 hours ago
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This time last year - 10 speeches in March. This year, 2 in March. AI can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
about 17 hours ago
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I’m here for George’s jacket
1 day ago
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Clunes furiously knocking one out not the best.
1 day ago
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Home from the boooooooze up
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Nigel Farage definitely says “wacky-baccy”.
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Private Eye Magazine
6 days ago
Number crunching: Compensation to (unconvicted) victims of the Post Office scandal v compensation paid to Peter Mandelson on being sacked as US ambassador. From the new Private Eye, out now.
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In “Well That’s Completely Out Of Character” news.
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SALE ON! WEEKEND ONLY!
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1 day ago
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The imperial phase of George Costanza living with his parents.
2 days ago
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I’ve just read “Liam Gallagher enjoyed a boozy pub crawl”. A “boozy” pub crawl.
2 days ago
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Visited Wythenshawe Hospital last week for a CT scan. The area around the hospital was littered with poxy flags. Painfully ironic that those who stoke the patriotic fires are the same people who want to dismantle the NHS and flog it to the highest bidder.
3 days ago
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Robin Ince
3 days ago
London tickets here
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If you know anyone who’s dreading putting together their wedding speech - send them my way!
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
If you can re-post this I’d really appreciate it 👍
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Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester
Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.
https://www.mathew-owen.co.uk
9 days ago
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A bike with stabilisers.
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3 days ago
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Andy Miller
3 days ago
Buy your own little CSNY fatheads from the Etsy outlet of
@heykidsshop.bsky.social
, make them take drugs and have fights etc.
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Rob Chapman
4 days ago
If anyone wants to listen to me talking under over and about my new novel Drum you can do so here. Host Graham Chalmers thinks it's the best novel ever written about a comedian but as Samuel Beckett once said "I wouldn't go that far."
podcasts.apple.com/be/podcast/e...
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Episode 262: Interview Special with DRUM author Rob Chapman
Podcastaflevering · Two Big Egos in a Small Car · 22 maart · 36 min.
https://podcasts.apple.com/be/podcast/episode-262-interview-special-with-drum-author-rob-chapman/id1525368224?i=1000756632392&l=nl
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Field Marshall Montgomery Takes Peter Glaze To The Algarve
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4 days ago
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Looking forward to the next series of Race Across The World War in which Pete and his dad Donald attempt to vaporise the Middle East on a budget of just 137 billion dollars.
4 days ago
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Not wanting to come over as baldist, but fuck off baldy.
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4 days ago
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Oh nice, it’s hailing here in the Manchester. Cricket season just around the corner.
4 days ago
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Just heard Pam Bondi called “Scamela Anderson”. Excellent.
4 days ago
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Trump Threatened Iran With State Visit
4 days ago
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Gail Myerscough
4 days ago
I’ve spent all day giving my website a good going over in the hope that I get a few more views/sales/commissions. Have a look and tell me what you think.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester
Bold, graphic greeting cards, art prints and homewares. Surface pattern design and illustration inspired by mid century design, architecture and music. Made in the UK.
https://www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
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TRUMP MOONBASE HOOTERS
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5 days ago
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I saw a “tRuMp iS a riGhT nuTteR bUt at leAsT hEs a laRf uNliKe oUr pM”, in the wild over on FB.
5 days ago
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The Brenda-in-Law has just asked me where the “Murder Channel” is on Freeview.
5 days ago
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RFK Jnr’s voice sounds like he’s phoning work pretending he’s sick.
5 days ago
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This thing about ALCS being “free money” is such utter balls. You’ve worked for it, and since things such as repeat fees are no more, and buy-out is king, it’s the very least writers deserve.
5 days ago
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Fucking Moby.
5 days ago
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I’m not a violent man, but I’d like to see Donald Trump batting on a cabbage patch of a pitch, minus pads, helmet, gloves and box, facing a full throttle Jeff Thompson, circa 1975, armed with a balsa wood knitting needle for a bat.
5 days ago
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Moby likes The Kinks early stuff.
5 days ago
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“Let’s secure my third term”
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5 days ago
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Not sure carpet bombing a country then stop carpet bombing that country a couple of weeks later puts you in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize, but there you go.
6 days ago
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Does this mean Donald Trump gets another peace medal from the Football Guy?
6 days ago
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Chorlton. The Bee-Gees used to live down the road, played their first gig here. Sir Matt Busby and George Best resided here, Phil Lynott’s Mum used to run a hotel/night spot five minutes from us and Quentin Crisp breathed his last here. Yet none of them got to visit sPoOnS, though. Makes you think.
6 days ago
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Huge hat tip to the folk at ALCS. Just had a look at my statement and that small, but beautifully formed amount will go towards May’s rent.
6 days ago
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Just been thinking about how funny and clever the “Making The Internet Harder To Use” sketch was on SNL UK.
6 days ago
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Currently constructing the new Mar-a-Lego kit I received today in the post.
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