Couple of beers and a curry payment from the ALCS - thank you, every little helps👍

Horrendous scenes #TheAbroad

Off to sunnier climes (for a bit)

Brenda’s just asked @gailmyerscough.co.uk to take a photo of the departures board so she can see where all the planes are going #invested

Just to remind you they’ve been to the bar three times. Oh, and I’ve got an “invisible” disability.

A bunch of golfers lolllLing in the corner. Awful.

Something, something Nigel Farage something Reform Party something

Pete’s beautiful, pugnacious predecessor, the fabulous Kat

That's how I wanna go

I’m no so sure about Alien: Earth now.

Looks as though the ECB’s efforts to bin off the 50 over competition have pretty much worked.

Ah, The Firm is on the iPlayer (Don’t forget the Hornchurch) accompanied by an interview with Phil Davis.

I told Gary Grainger that he smelt of poo in front of the rest of the class and he cancelled me until home time.

Huge number of tyre kickers this year with regards people asking me about my speech writing services.

Just seen that brilliant clip of Ian Nairn not enjoying Oktoberfest.

Yeah, talking about “wasting time”.

Not sure about Bryan Cranston’s latest role.

I love the phrase “cutting about”.

Dutch late night TV has its take

I’ll be heading to the lovely Bridgewater Hall in Manchester October 26th 3pm to talk with the marvellous Roisin Conaty about my memoir. Tix are £40 which is reasonable as it includes the book. Hope to see you there! 🤗♥️📚🐝

Just had a look at my pension forecast. Pub it is…

I remember that time Ted Heath pulled the Mike Yarwood show because of the “accentuating shoulders laughter” impression.

Just watched a reel in which a Hollywood A-lister tells the tail about his son bugging him he could play the part of…eh, his son in his next film, and the lad is duly told he can go straight to the director and audition. Small world.

It's got everyone in it from Paul Young to Young Marble Giants, and from Salt-N-Pepa to Chas & Dave. #IntoTheGroove, my new book, the month-by-month story of 1980s pop, out on Thurs 2 Oct from @eandtbooks.bsky.social. Pre-order from everywhere and anywhere, eg: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/into...

I'm genuinely more excited that two of the shining gems of my following feed, @harecomedy.bsky.social and @brainmage.bsky.social, are going to be writing for @thedailytism.com than I was about tonight's episode of Taskmaster. (And did you SEE that thing RS did? It was pretty fucking exciting.)

Our two new weekly writers will be joining the incredible @laurarichmond.bsky.social , whose hilarious pieces consistently see us being accused of personal attacks on humans & mugs alike. We bloody love Laura & we’re so lucky she hangs out with us.

Coming soon from @christhebarker.bsky.social and me...

Political discourse? Political pisscourse, more like.

Chris Mason is a nasty little helmet.

Maybe he should build a wall like you did, Donald. Oh.

I’m experiencing delay repay on my delay repay.

It’s got so bad Hank Kingsley just got cancelled.

Trump let fly with a proper carpet crawler after all that rich food at the banquet.

Why isn’t The Wonderful World Of Disney on Disney Plus.

It might feel a bit early, but I’ve had so many requests already… My 2025 Christmas Cards are now available to pre-order www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...

FREE SPEECH NOT THAT KIND OF FREE SPEECH

Presidential Tena Pad Change; Nap; Deliveroo (Chicken Cottage); Milk & Cookies; 8.45pm Bedtime.

The 17th is a terrible time to start this but fuck it, here we go. I'll skip snippet Saturday til I get up to date but here comes a big catch-up thread. 1, Aye up, I'm Gabby HC, comedy writer & comedy fantasy author & my WIP is the 3rd book of the Cursed Trilogy.

Should’ve included a Presidential visit to see Lancashire play their last game of the season at a miserable Old Trafford in the pissing rain.

The Great Waldo Pepper. That’s another one.

"Doesn't sound like he needs any more practise."

President Trump’s UK Visit Timetable 9am - Presidential Motorcade Visits Windsor McDonald’s Drive-Thru 9.25am Presidential Motorcade Returns To MacDonald’s After Forgetting Happy Meal Toy 9.35 Unscheduled Stop: Windsor Wetherspoons Gents. 10.03 Visit Aborted - Too Many Stairs

oH m5.

Only Murders. Yes.

If you haven’t seen Three Days Of The Condor, watch Three Days Of The Condor. Simple.

SACK THE JUGGLERS!!!! LOLLLLLZZZZZZZ

Home made baked beans. Massively wrong.

Youthful, mainly bewildered. Keeps insisting “He is the beautiful”.

Everyone does a voice for their cat? Or is that me…

Three Days Of The Condor. Oof!