Distinct lack of Alan “Good goal” Weeks on the ice dancing commentary.

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Some of the worst people are those who constantly moan about sport on here “ooh, he did a goal”, “ooh, he’s done a great wicket catch”. Having said that, American football is pure dog shit.

England Italy Nepal Scotland West Indies Never mind the cricket World Cup, sounds like an England football World Cup group.

The biathlon makes me physically ill just watching it. A proper heart and lung burster.

Huge village beer match energy about Paul Stirling.

Morgan McSweeney sounds like the police procedural you never wanted.

Enough curling, already.

Well played Nepal. T20 WC is ace - none of this one game every a day for two months rot.

I could throw rocks at the AWI AI ads between the cricket.

Also a touch of Dodgeball about this ski twirling.

Watching this ski twirling or whatever they call it - commentator is very Day Today Partridge.

I’ve been out pinting (on a minor scale) three times since September. Tied one on last night, have survived peak Stroud Waitrose now I’m ready to knock the froth of some more #Rugboid

Needless shot

Not out m5

Looking forward to the ski jump dancing.

The eighties sporting winter Sunday ended with the horrendous American Football. I remember a lot of my mates pretending to like it.

Rugby Special, followed by Ski Sunday were great, but still part of the dreaded countdown to Monday.

One of the greatest pleasures in life is walking around a foreign supermarket sniggering at a packet of chocolate biscuits called “Wanker”.

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Mum wishes cricketers were still in white.

My money’s on Konrad Bartelski

Just helped Dad out of bed following a lengthy sleep - Mum’s watching a show. Dad: “Not that bastard”. BOOM!

“Very bad choice, WORST peace guy. I’ve stopped all the wars - Robot Wars, War Horse, War of The Roses”

Jarod Kishner has a look of Succession’s Greg about him.

It’s some whiny old wanker who sounds like Tom, Reggie Perrin’s knitted trousered son-in-law.

Some old wanker trying to say that people who vote Reform “aren’t all that bad”. Stinky.

Jeff Bezos? Spaff Jizzos, more like.

Accidentally got in the way of some bullets

Not that old chestnut

Phew! Dad home from hospital a bit later.

First day visiting the folks. Dad’s just been taken into hospital. Sakes.

Ski pump, more like

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Train journey latest: Someone’s writing a script on a laptop. I’ll pass them some notes in a bit.

Brilliant, there’s a Vicar on the train - looking forward to hilarious consequences.

A truly awful pack of carpetbagging arseholes.

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Right up there alongside the video of the old guy from Belfast who can’t stick St Patrick’s Day.

Looking at an Ambulance documentary. Busy town/city centres. Never. Again.

It’s worth looking at the archive on iPlayer simply to see documentaries minus slow-motion.

The Flintoff show was so well done, and had a real heart. I wonder why the B-B-fucking-C pulled the plug.

Looking forward to Series 297 of The Traitors, and the 60th Anniversary of The Apprentice.

I’m never sure what to say to people who use the word “skit”.

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