anyway good night

allow me to present: a gentle boop between amicable roommates

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Bonus: a Wednesday moment of zen

The Morning Monty blisses out.

::psst:: 👇👇👇

goooood morning it is brisk and cold but also nice and bright - and whilst on our neighborhood loop, we ran into several kid friends (who doled out butt-scratched and kisses) AND there were snacks, so guess what: Lucy Loved That Walk

I can think of no better eulogy to summarize the life of Donald Trump than these words from H. L. Mencken's obituary for William Jennings Bryan, published July 27, 1925. I doubt I could improve on them.

anyway good night

antifascist wine moms setting a high bar tbh www.iheart.com/content/2026...

until these people are climbing barricades and lying down on runways, I’m more likely to go steal some of their money than give them any of mine

hashtag "Fuck ICE" tee shirt cannon

don’t say I never did nothin for ya

The Morning Monty despairs.

goooood morning it is chilly and cloudy but dry, so this little lady met a new dog friend AND got to share her snacks, so yes, as you’ve no doubt heard: Lucy Loved That Walk

anyway good night

“A fig newton? Pour MOI??”

😅🤘

yeah the world is a tire fire, but look at this dog

felt this one right in the ol’ solar plexus www.the-reframe.com/fix-your-hea...

The Morning Monty is looking rather dramatic.

goooood morning it is chilly and moist, but not actually raining so we’ll take the W - and we had a nice long loop around the hill while sharing our snacks, so yes, of course: Lucy Loved That Walk

the sun came out, for a nice hot minute

✨mwoohahahaha✨

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

The Morning Monty is one handsome little sumbitch.

goooood morning it is chilly but dry (for the moment) so we took a nice long loop around the neighborhood, said hello to some dog friends, and yes - when all was said and done: Lucy Loved That Walk

anyway good night from a sleepy little man getting a nice bedtime scritch

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The Morning Monty has a perfect little chin for scratching.

For my Lego friends. If you want your own and also get to support a cause, Dan @ Brickmania has these available. (Well not all of these, just the torsos and signs) www.brickmania.com/benefit-bric...

goooood morning it is chilly and cloudy, and the a.m. loop was uneventful - but this little lady had a real good sniffari, and she shared her snacks with the crowd, so yes, of course: Lucy Loved That Walk

anyway good night sleep tight I dare you

tfw your janky claw gets stuck again and you need help fixing it

The Morning Monty would like to continue being comfy on this bathrobe, thanks.

As! Per! My! Previous! Email! 👇👇👇 ✨In this house we tolerate no disrespect for knitters and wine moms✨

goooood morning it is frosty and overcast out there, but this girl received some real good butt-scratches from a couple of ladies on their way to yoga - AND she got snacks for being so good, which means yes, absolutely: Lucy Loved That Walk

anyway good night

She’s not at all wrong; see also: recent horror/comedy 80s nostalgia - like Lisa Frankenstein &Totally Killer, both with “final girls” who upend the old sexist formulas

put it in my VEINS (your move, everybody else) 👇👇👇

Lucy, before and after hearing the word “snack.”

The Morning Monty goes for the gold in snacking.

goooood morning it is chilly and cloudy and we were both awake early for some reason, so we took a nice long loop around the neighborhood and I tell you what: Lucy Loved That Walk

anyway good night

Bonus via my stepmom:

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

The Morning Monty grudgingly reaches for a thin, piddly sunbeam.

goooood morning it is brisk but damp and the sun keeps coming and going, but this little lady made a new friend who was working on his van + and we shared our snacks with the crows - so let me assure you: Lucy Loved That Walk

anyway good night