Hmm, claiming to be the Christ and performing "great signs and wonders", man of sin, little horn. Admittedly "beast of the sea" is a bit of a stretch.

It's never "I give this product exactly one star. It's bad, but I wouldn't give it zero stars if I could."

Of course a 'fit' leader would have first claimed it wasn't a mistake to post it, then claim they knew nothing about it, and then fire a random subordinate.

ROSEWATER is 25% off for the next couple of hours. It won't be discounted again until May 31st, so if you want to do me a solid and help avoid a very bad July, I'd appreciate a purchase or a gift to someone who likes adventure games! store.steampowered.com/app/1226670/...

Just this morning, my four year old said to me "Daddy, why do you pretend you've got kids for social media clout?"

Merman? I'm more of what you'd call a Meh Man.

The Muppet Mandalorian and Grogu

They tried to explain how to wear a snood, but it just went over my head.

Made a tiny change to cat watching an accident. It’s not for me to say this is like Leonardo Da Vince changing the background of the Mona Lisa but it is exactly like that.

Huge shoutout to Matt and everyone involved in @unchcrosswords.com for getting me a replacement issue #3 after I was an absolute numpty filling out my address.

I've been trying to write some Wordle jokes, but I can't bring myself to do one where each row is not an optimal guess at the answer, self-imposed hard mode.

True disappointment Mage took a coding course, but It's wrong kind of hex #Fantaiku

4K #IYKYK

The Health and Safety Dance #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutWorkers #HashtagGame

Track my every move Know me better than I do Yet I don't feel safe #Haiku

I brought in an anger management company, and consolidated all my little niggles into one handy monthly outrage.

I'm a man of my word, unfortunately my word is "idiot".

I demand the case be thrown out. The videos of me breaking and entering were obtained illegally and are a violation of my right to privacy, and as such should be struck from the record.

If you’d like to celebrate Beltane as the pagan gods intended you can buy a print from my shop here. Giving money to self employed artists is a tradition that goes back thousands of years. Look it up. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

You had me at "Tony Blair:'Outdated and unaffordable'"

If I get more than ten likes on this post, I'll be surprised.

Happy May Day everyone.

Doctor I trust more than rfk jr.

Drop some CAPES 🦸‍♀️ 🖤 🦸🏼‍♂️

Pallid: A friend’s hat #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #UED

My employer gives me a gift every month to make me "safe and secure for the rest of my month", so I don't think it should count as income.

Petition to get Tяump on the next Artemis mission.

Stuffing a dong in as one is perverted (4,3,5) #CrypticClue

Without an edit button, anything anyone posts on here is a first draft, and should not be considered error-free. #GiveUsEdit

To the lady doing the erratic overtakes this afternoon, I hope you made it to hospital in time, which assume was the reason you were taking those risks with a child in the car.

I’ve sold something! This is very exciting. Thank you for the reposts. I am now two sales away from selling exactly 500 things and you know how much I like 0s. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

Just me, or shouldn’t that be “off and on”? Minute Cryptic - 28 April, 2026 "Stretch opposite spring taut to avoid starter humming on and off" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (88,210 solvers so far).

It feels like the average wage of the B-Ark candidates must have shot up in recent years.

In other news, later today we're expecting the Vatican to announce the most popular religion for popes, and the bear community will be letting us know their preferred location for toilet facilities.

Everyone seems to have that one idiot friend, except me.

The Bridge on the Ribbit Kwai #ASongOrMovieForFrogs #HashtagGame

Choose the form of the Destructor.

I keep forgetting to write my memoirs.

Famous last words:- Joan of Arc..."Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me...dont cha"

If you're on the ladder, pull people up, don't kick them down. Unless it's a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off.

Costa are still advertising Hot Cross Buns, surely they'd just be Warm Peeved Buns by now?

Effigy: Sod that letter! #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #UED

I think I’m good at wordplay, but that might be the Punning-Kruger effect.

Woman Is The Tigger Of The World #ASongOrMovieForCartoonAnimals

Stare at the blank page It's freedom more a prison Where should I begin #Haiku #WritingCommunity

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order. #GirlsOwnCC

Panty: A bit out of breath #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #UED

Don’t count your emails till you’ve got the read receipts. #ModernSayings