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two for tuesday

#MusicChallenge #EmojiSounds Day 24-💥 Barry McGuire- Eve Of Destruction 🎶The Eastern world, it is explodin' Violence flarin', bullets loadin'... and even the Jordan river has bodies floatin'🎶 '60s anti-war song, always felt relevant as wars rage somewhere in the world. youtu.be/qfZVu0alU0I?...

remember as a grown up you can just ignore the world cup and still embrace copious daydrinking and blame the extreme heat

I've never found footage.

I’ve got no skin in this World Cup business except hoping one of the teams from a country he mocks wins it then does a donut on the White House lawn

I don't use my lip skin ripper as much as my nose hair trimmer.

Professional grade cartoon

He's everything you want, he's everything you need He's everything in the trunk, He's nothing up my sleeve

A deleted photo after its thirty days are up.

@mjmckean.bsky.social Lately it's not been a question of waiting. Sometimes it's just upon me. #TakeALeak

and now for something completely different 12x18 mixed media on drywall

Can you SPOT THE DIFFERENCES?!! It's Puzzle Agent Puzzle Time! There are 10 differences to find in Nelson's dilemma! #grickledoodle #puzzleagent #nelsontethers #games #puzzles #SpotTheDifference #cartoon #horror #art #drawing #funny #humor

If you guys are having a bad day, don’t worry. I’m here all day to make it about me.

Every now and then, for reasons I cannot explain, I am compelled to go to my basement and sort through old door hardware

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Sometimes when I eat a slice of toast, for a few moments it feels like things aren't so terrible

Before and after opening a pack of crackers out in the yard.

“Hey, Pokey. If I put this thing on the most powerful setting, I can almost make out your penis,”

I hate Old Spice I love new herbs I add pronouns Subtract adverbs

Post a gif of how you hide from spoilers and unnecessary drama

It's the power and the glory It's a war in paradise A Cinderella story On a stumble of the mice #Sorry #Rush

Me and who? 🧡🧡✨ #MushroomMonday

The best bird to be awakened by is the noble and passive aggressive nuthatch.

#IKeepHydratedBy eating off-brand moisturizing tablets.

Apparently, I can only call myself Champie if I come from the Champagne region of France, so I'll be changing my username to Sparkling Idiot.

I'm going to pretend I'm really popular on here and say "Good morning everyone!"

I dunno, you lose one batch of little sprouts and all of a sudden you're an unsuitable person to run a kindergarten.

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Post a gif of how you hide from spoilers and unnecessary drama. (This but in reverse for me.)

I remember changing my son's diaper for the first time 24 years ago..

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Post a gif of how you hide from spoilers and unnecessary drama

"Always pour acid into water NEVER water into acid."

gonna challenge my coworkers to a game of frogger during our next adopted roadside cleanup in hopes they’ll take the bait

I've got the wife eating out of the palm of my hand, it saves on the washing up.

if there is an elephant the room I’m definitely gonna talk about it because what the fuck how did it even get upstairs who’s gonna clean up all this poo

Upon visiting the reflecting pool.

Lemon slices left to fester? Not smelly. Lime?...

If one of you has a kid soon, can you call it Gruffy please? I need to carry on the family name somehow.. x

I saw this today

Peace

Goodnight

Now that looks the type of relaxation I aspire to achieve. Sweet dreams, Skynet.